it uses busses for rollerskates! when it stands up the sun goes out! it uses bowling balls for earrings!
Or, in the more measured words of the Republican Pledge To America:
Our plan stands on the principles of a small, more accountable government
Sounds great. Ain't gonna happen. Details at 11.
OK, introductions first I guess. "singingbone" is "russell". At some point I'll figure out how to make it use my actual name. Or, everyone will just get used to the fact that "singingbone" is "russell". Whichever comes first.
Next, many thanks to the kitteh for the the very kind invitation to post. I will do my best not to be an idiot, and will try not to blow anything up.
Next after that, if you want to save yourself a few minutes, you can skip this and read sekajin's comment here. It's crisp and to the point, and pretty much says most of what I'm going to say here in fewer words. I'm just going to add detail.
If you're still with me, more after the jump.
