Made beds, and the need to sleep in same.

Andrew Sullivan employs some sloppy reasoning in his latest defense of gay marriage. Understand, please, that I believe that gay marriage is the right thing to do. (And keep movin’ on down the street with your limp-wristed “civil union” compromise — half way is half right, and why stop at half right?) Here’s Andrew’s basic argument:

If the Constitution guarantees equal rights for all, and marriage is one of the most basic civil rights there is, and gay couples can and do fulfill every requirement that straight couples can, what leeway does any Court have? I’m constantly amazed by these claims of judicial “tyranny.” Was Brown v Board of Education tyranny? It’s exactly the same principle as operates here: separate but equal won’t do.

Here’s the problem with Andrew’s argument: Unless you believe the Constitution to be a “living document” (and Andrew, it appears, does not), the Constitution does not guarantee “equal civil rights for all.” Rather, the Constitution only guarantees certain civil rights. These are the civil rights that are specifically ennumerated in the Constitution. “Gay marriage” was not among them. (Racial equality was among them, however — in the 13-15th Amendments — which is why Andrew’s reference to Brown v. The Board of Education is a red herring.)

Even if you believe that the Constitution’s meaning was not fixed at the time of its drafting, however, Andrew’s argument still isn’t as self evident as he tires to portrary it. There are dozens of “basic civil rights” that even proponents of a living Constitution do not endorse.* Some are arguably more basic than the right of gays or straights to marry. Such as: The right to a job. The right to have adequate shelter. The right to an education. The right not to be discriminated against — in the workplace, in your personal life, in government, etc. — based on your looks, or your intelligence, or your athletic prowess, or the color of your hair, or the color of your eyes, or the shape of your earlobes, or the noises you make when you walk**, etc., etc.

It doesn’t matter that people are probably born gay. People are also born with blue eyes, rotten earlobes, and (to an extent) good looks — and yet the Constitution does not prohibit discrimination on those grounds in marriage, school, or work. Instead, the issue is whether the discrimination is based on an innate characteristic is worthy of protection. The Constitution clearly protects against discrimination based on your being born Black (again, see the 13th-15th Amendments). Whether the Constitution protects against discrimination based on your being born gay, is, well, much less clear . . . .***

The task of those who support allowing gay marriage through judicial (rather than legislative) means is to demonstrate that gays fall into a category deserving of specific protection under the Constitution. I think that’s a case that can be made. But Andrew Sullivan doesn’t make it with a platitude and a quick cite to the Brown decision.

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I admit to being a bit conflicted.

…you see, The Department of Louise has a post up about a possible further delay in the 9/11 report until after the election. While I’m pretty sure that Opus herself isn’t grinding an axe on this one – she just wants the facts on what the Hell happened – it’s one of those situations where … Read more

And Now, an Important Issue

Much as I loathe to contradict the worthy and refined Fafnir, I feel that I cannot let this statement of his (found in comments below):

Our last ninja president was Grover Cleveland I believe.

be unchallenged.

While all know that Ninja are not precisely over-represented among our Presidents, it is certainly untrue that there has not been one for over a hundred years. As Reader Michael N. has noted*, rumors of FDR’s ninjahood are legion; what is less well known was that the period between 1920 and 1945 were the Two Decades of the Ninja, starting with Warren Harding’s and Herbert Hoover’s epic battle for the White House** and ending with FDR’s reluctant break*** with the traditions of the First Ninja**** to save Western Civilization itself.

But I speak too much, too soon. I will simply say: contemplate Mount Rushmore, the curiously unsatisfying public reason why Alexander Hamilton remains on the ten dollar bill, and why the Whigs are never discussed in any political science textbook printed in a state whose name ends in a vowel, and soon, perhaps, you will understand.

Perhaps.

Moe

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A Third Blog on Von’s Blogroll!

You’re a casual reader of the site. You take a look at the blogroll. The mutual roll seems solid, noncontroversial. You got your standard ‘pundits (Insta and Cal), your even-steven Tac, a little Sully and TPM, the Kos and the Volohks, and a few other worthies. Moe’s and Katherine’s rolls are also solid — solid … Read more

Interesting.

As some of you may know, I do a fair bit of work on actual-, near- and quasi- white collar criminal matters. (Hmm, that didn’t come out right. Perhaps I’d better say that I do a fair bit of work as an attorney representing persons and companies facing potential actual-, near- and quasi- white collar … Read more

Fare thee well, Ninja-man

. . . . . Echoing the eminently echo-able Moe Lane, I’m sorry to see the Ninja depart from the race. Joey from the CT, you handled yourself with class, integrity, and honor. You were my man in the race.

Bad Primary Analyses

Been holding this one back until the numbers were clearer. BTW, I did manage to get the winners of SC and OK right, guessed very badly wrong on DE, sorta badly about Dean in general (he came pretty close in AZ to picking up delegates, but not quite, and didn’t do nearly well enough in NM) and more or less called it about Edwards and second place. IOW, ehh.

Now, according to my I-don’t-think-I-screwed-anything-up numbers, and assuming that the statewide pledged delegates go the way of the rest, the delegate breakdown went like this (as 12:14 AM, February 4, 2004):

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Hey, Joe, Whaddya Know…

The Ninja has withdrawn from the race. You gave it a good shot, Joe. I would also like to take this opportunity to formally endorse George W Bush for re-election as President of the United States of America. While I do not endorse much of Bush’s domestic policy, the sole candidate on the Democratic slate … Read more

Interesting Pair of articles that touch on the First Lady

This one, from OpinionJournal, talks about her largely-unnoticed work with the NEA … and this one from the Boston.com (via Andrew Sullivan) brings up a certain work by Tony Kushner that reminds me why just so many of my fellow conservatives loathe modern artists* in the first place. For what it’s worth, $20M in increased … Read more

While waiting for results…

… of the primaries, here’s a Scrappleface article with a certain bite to it: Bush Backs Probe of Probes of WMD Probe. “Accountability is everything in a democratic republic,” said an unnamed senior White House official. “The CIA got much of its WMD intel from U.N. inspection teams that they couldn’t trust. The House, the … Read more

Happy News and Proxy Blegging

Armed Liberal over at Winds of Change is getting married. He’s also trying to raise enough cash to get one of his cobloggers to his wedding, which is at least a switch from the standard “I need a laptop” craze. For that matter, Gary Farber could probably still use a shout-out or two, too – … Read more

Don’t be cruel…

Thanks to the suddenly-ubiquitous Wonkette* it has been revealed that John Kerry was apparently once a bass player for a garage band, not to mention Norwegian:

From the liner notes, you might think Electramania [the high school band Kerry was in] was about to sweep the nation.

“All in all, the listener should find little more to be desired from this recording,” someone named P.W. Johnson wrote, before introducing each member of the band. Kerry, whose father was a career diplomat then stationed in the Netherlands, is described as “a resident of Oslo, Norway, and the producer of pulsating rhythm that lends tremendous force to all the numbers.”

So what does it sound like? Let’s put it this way: Kerry shouldn’t run on this record. Then again, he shouldn’t run from it, either.

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It’s all fun until someone loses an eye

CNN has an intriguing — and admittedly meaningless — poll out (via Glenn Reynolds): The poll, based on interviews with 1,001 adult Americans, including 562 likely voters, was conducted in the days after the New Hampshire primary. . . . . When the 562 likely voters were asked for their choice from a Bush v. … Read more

U-G-L-Y

Here is my post for this week. Since it’s my only post it’s going to be one of those lists. 1. I just returned from Palm Beach, a.k.a. Parking Lot Nation. Strip malls, parking lots, almost every street wider than any single street in Manhattan or Brooklyn, condo development after condo development with names like … Read more

Explanation requested.

We’re pulling out of Baghdad: American commanders have ordered a sharp reduction in the presence of occupation troops in Baghdad, senior officers announced Sunday. The most visible role of policing the capital is being turned over to local forces while American troops pull back to a ring of bases at the edge of the city. … Read more

9 of Hearts

One of the pleasures of having a group blog is that you get invites to everybody’s sandbox; in this case, Politboro Diktat’s DemCom Deck of Cards for Operation Bloggi Freedom. The cards themselves link to various sites, ranging from the warm-n-fuzzy and inconsequential (Yo*.) to the powerful and/or controversial (and one or two that just … Read more

Why we – well, I – read my Referrer logs

Because we – well, I – like to see who visits us, and whether it’s because of an actual blogrolling or just a TypePad Recently Updated Weblogs link. The visit from My Favorite Headache was a case of the latter – but I found this particular entry amusing, so what the heck.

It May Come Up…

…the special election in Kentucky, that is. Ben Chandler (D) vs. Alice Forgy Kerr (R). Interestingly, whoever wins this seat is going to have to run again in November, which makes things complicated: there’s already one Republican jockeying for position* in case the current candidate loses the special election. As Chandler is the former State … Read more

Super Bowl Prediction

Right, that’s going on today. I predict that, no matter who wins, there will be at least ten bloggers who will attempt to somehow tie the final score to Kerry vs Edwards, by any means necessary. That’s pretty much the beginning and end of it all for me, although the commercials are usually good. UPDATE: … Read more

That makes Twelve…

I got sent this link by another blogger (who I suspect may want to remain nameless*): ‘LORD OF THE RINGS’ WINS DEMOCRATIC NOMINATION: In naming the hugely profitable “Rings” sequel as its nominee, the Democratic Party broke with a longstanding tradition of nominating a human to head its ticket, with the exception of the year … Read more

For a Given Value of “Better”.

In somewhat better news, it would seem that the crisis referenced here over the disallowing of reformist Iranian parliament members may not be over, after all: 117 Iranian lawmakers resign. Of interest is this: Next week, [Parliament speaker Mehdi] Karroubi said each of the lawmakers will address parliament, explaining why he has resigned. Then, the … Read more

Perspective.

I had logged online to ask the universe just why Kid Rock was given permission to cover “Feel Like Making Love” (it takes a while before I get this sort of news these days), but I saw this instead, which pretty much puts my original plan into its proper (in)significance: Suicide Bombers Kill at Least … Read more