Whaa? Racer X is my brother?

Yup.  We’re buying a new car.  Although our Honda Civic (’96, a very good year) is running, well, like you expect — i.e., very well — it’s time to buy something new.  You know.  You get a thirst sometimes; if you’re lucky, you also get the money to quench it.  More importantly, it’s also time to buy something I want, since the car that my wife used to lure me out of Chicago* just looks better when she’s driving it.  (At least, that’s what she tells me.  And we don’t want the car to look bad, do we?  So, you don’t mind driving the Civic, do you hon?  Let me rephrase:  you really don’t mind driving the Civic, [von].  See?  Much better.)

The rest is below the fold, because not everyone is interested in a car-themed ramble.

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Who You Calling a Dog?

hat tip to constant reader wilfred for this very entertaining diversion~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In the grand tradition of asking folks "If you were a tree, what kind would you be?" comes What Dog Are You (see link near bottom of right-hand column). Apparently I’m a Newfoundland (a thin one, thank you): A large and beautiful beast, the … Read more

Blog Ethics

Via Atrios and Kevin Drum, a story in the Minneapolis Star-Tribune:

“As a graduate student in public affairs at the University of Minnesota, I recently heard an in-class presentation by John Hinderaker, who, with partner Scott Johnson, runs the Powerline blog. Powerline played a role in breaking the Rathergate affair and was recently named “Blog of the Year” by Time magazine.

Prior to Hinderaker’s presentation, the week before the November elections, I visited the Powerline site. To my surprise an Oct. 27 post covered alleged voter fraud in Racine, Wis., my hometown. The charges involved the registering of illegal aliens to vote. The story seemed outrageous, so I made a few phone calls to check it out.

What I discovered was troubling. There was no factual basis for the voter fraud allegations. Powerline posted the story based on the word of a single individual employed by the Federation for American Immigration Reform (FAIR). This was hearsay at best, posted as “news” at a time when voter registration efforts by the Democrats and 527 groups were coming under fire by conservatives.

At class I asked Hinderaker if posts to Powerline were fact-checked. He was dismissive of the question, so I asked if he was aware that the Racine voter fraud story was inaccurate. He stated that he was not, slapped his hands together and stated that the blogosphere was all about speed and therefore did not allow for fact-checking. Mr. Hinderaker went on to say, “Our readers let us know when we get it wrong.”

And therein lies the cautionary Catch-22: Bloggers may serve as media watchdogs, but who will watch the blogs? Do you have time to fact-check what you read online?”

Hindrocket disputes this:

“The piece accuses us of a failure to fact-check. The author refers to a news story we linked to last October which related to voter fraud in Wisconsin, and says that she “made a few phone calls” and determined that “[t]here was no factual basis for the voter fraud allegations.” No hint as to whom she called, or what information she learned that demonstrated that the allegations in the news story were false.

We are, of course, preparing a response. It will focus, I think, on the fact-checking that the Strib did before they printed Ms. Gage’s attack on us. I talked to Commentary Editor Eric Ringham today, and he acknowledged that the Strib didn’t do any fact-checking at all before they accused us of not fact-checking. That’s right: None. Zilch. Zippo. Nada. And Ms. Gage, if that’s really her name, has no knowledge about the voter fraud scandal which has now resulted in a federal criminal investigation.”

Since he has not posted the promised response yet, I don’t know whether he will also dispute Gage’s account of what he said. This is important: if he did in fact say that “the blogosphere was all about speed and therefore did not allow for fact-checking”, that is, in my view wrong, and it should also be very important to Powerline’s readers. If not, that would also be good to know. One way or the other, I hope he addresses this question.

It’s also worth noting that I haven’t found any evidence that the allegations he discussed in the post Gage refers to have “resulted in a federal criminal investigation.” (There was a federal investigation into other allegations of voter fraud in Racine, which has resulted in criminal charges.) As far as I can tell, this was the response to the allegations Gage was talking about:

“Also Thursday, the Racine County district attorney’s office said it has had difficulty proving allegations by a Michigan organization that Racine members of Voces de la Frontera, a group that aids migrant workers, committed any violations in registering voters.

The Federation for Immigration Reform alleged that two of its members posed as people who are not eligible to vote who then worked through Voces de la Frontera to register voters in Racine and Milwaukee.

The district attorney’s office said in a statement that an audiotape from FAIR purporting to document the violations is difficult to hear and contains “no clear evidence that a crime was committed.””

Leaving these issues aside, however …

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On a lighter note…

Via Instapundit: There’s a wonderful competition at Fark: best photoshopped version of Mars pictures. Predictably, there are lots of variants on the “there’s someone else in the picture” theme; my favorite is this: I also like this: But in the end, I agree with Instapundit: this one takes the cake: Even if they did misspell … Read more

Legal Bleg

This is a terrible abuse of my blogging privileges and surely sanctionable under the Bloggers’ Code, but I have a sincere bleg for my legally-minded colleagues and readers.  I’m positive I recall a case, possibly written by Judge Posner of the Seventh Circuit, which makes the point that a complaint doesn’t meet the standards of … Read more

Give Yourself Nightmares

Via Pharyngula I found the website of the St. Andrew’s Perception Laboratory’s Face Transformer. It lets you upload an image of your face and then morph it in various ways. I made the mistake of trying the transformation called ‘Botticelli’ first: it made me look quite nice, very much like someone who’d feel at home … Read more

Sebastian Holsclaw Fantasy Bio Contest: Part II

Many thanks to all who participated in the "Sebastian Holsclaw Fantasy Bio Contest"…if this were that sort of place, I’d give gold Ribbons of Participation to you all. But this is a slightly crueler place, where only one thing matters in the end: smashing all enemies with an iron fist to further consolidate my unmitigated power over the will and souls of all mankind…no, wait…that’s the tennis court…what matters here is updating the About Me Page.

So, I’ve listed the entries and now ask for you to vote. Select, by letter, your first and second favorites. Two points will be awarded to each first favorite and one point to each second. The voting will end by 12:00pm tomorrow (12/28/04). The winner will serve as Sebastian’s bio until such time he gets so many bizarre solicitations he provides a real one.

PS, FYI: This ain’t Ukraine…we can check by IP address if you’re voting more than once. 😉

PPS. My apologies to anyone who’s formatting was lost in the cut-n-paste. Also, if your entry doesn’t appear below, please let me know. I think I got them all, but the haze of the holidays and some sinus congestion are futzing with my ability to focus.

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Early Christmas Pressie

Whether this is a good present or not probably depends on your tastes. Via Bloggy~~~~~~~~~~ Like the original, it’s a bit longish, but you really have to admire the insanity, er dedication, of Miriam and Philipp Lents, who recreated, in what I can only assume was Ritalin-enhanced detail, Michael Jackson’s full-length Thriller video in stop-action … Read more

Stupid People Thread

Stupid person 1: Josh Marshall quotes an inadvertently amusing letter from Harry T., a winger opposed to Social Security (or ‘Socialist Insecurity’, as he puts it.) In his screed, Harry T. asks: “It wouldn’t be anyone who supports mandatory Socialist Insecurity, but do you know of anyone who celebrated Bill of Rights Day, on Wednesday?’ … Read more

NOW He Tells Us…

A headline from NBC: “Investigation Of Lewinsky Bad Idea, Starr Says”. — OK, it turns out that what he actually said was that someone else should have done the investigation so as not to give the impression that it was connected to his previous investigation of Whitewater, but the headline was too delicious to pass up.

Since Starr says that the investigation was important since “it reinforced the proposition that all of us are subject to the law, no matter how high our station”, I append a letter I sent to Clinton on this topic at the time, below the fold.

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P0rn-free Open Thread

Po-o-o-o-orn Free…as free as the wind…er…um…u-h-hh, yeah. My co-bloggers are all off doing very important top secret work for the government, so I’m opening up a thread for what ails and/or cures ya. One possible topic: In the extremely petty, and not even remotely funny corner of why I’m embarassed to be a New Yorker … Read more

It took y’all long enough

Sebastian Holsclaw, permanent ObWi guest poster, has now become a permant ObWi permant poster.  Hurray!  The ObWi Five becomes the ObWi Six:  Edward Underscore, Katherine, Hilzoy, Sebastian, Slartibartfast, and yours truly, Von. What adventures will we have?  What crimes will we solve?  (More to the point, which will we commit?)  Will Hilzoy finally stop with … Read more

ATTENTION! ATTENTION! STOP SUING MY CLIENTS FOR RACKETEERING

It’s really really starting to interfere with my blogging — what, with all the investigations to do and motions to file. Anyway, I can assure you that my clients are totally, completely, and sincerely innocent. And, if you did happen to be inadvertently defrauded by an international conspiracy of multinationals, you probably deserved it. C’mon, … Read more

Today’s Reason to Smile

Nobel Prize winning Colombian write Gabriel Garcia Marquez has kept fans waiting for a decade for his latest novel Memories of My Melancholy Whores. And with a title like that, anticipation has been extremely high. But when word got out of a pirated version hitting the Colombian streets early (a practice all too common there), … Read more

Forget the Soul, How’s About Some Chicken Soup for this Cold?

Feeling totally under the weather today…caught a bad cold walking across the Williamsburg Bridge without a coat in the rain (it was romantic, but stupid). I’ve ingested every over-the-counter drug I could find, Vicks vapour-rubbed my chest, even tried an old Turkish home remedy for my stuffy sinuses (chewing gum…not sure it did much). Still … Read more

Levity

This an open thread for posting the funniest thing you’ve seen this week. I nominate this post. Excerpt: You know, when I started this weblog, there weren’t so many weblogs around. Now there are more. I can’t take all the credit for that, but it’s something I’ve noticed. But weblogging used to be real. It … Read more

Just for Fun

Here is a fun site which compares heiresses Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Paris Hilton. I didn’t realize that Julia Louis-Dreyfus was that Dreyfus. Via The Protocols of the Yuppies of Zion.

Ticket or Trophy?

On the lighter side of today’s news, a motorcyclist in Minnesota was given a speeding ticket near the Wisconsin border for going, get this, 205 mph: On Saturday afternoon, State Patrol pilot Al Loney was flying near Wabasha, in southeastern Minnesota on the Wisconsin border, watching two motorcyclists racing along U.S. Highway 61. When one … Read more

I couldn’t either, Gene.

I don’t know if you folks read the WaPo’s Below the Beltway; I may have to start making it a regular peruse, if it’s got stuff like this (link probably required: I’m already registered, and, besides, Mozilla and BugMeNot have an understanding):

[Editor’s note: Mr Weingarten apparently enjoys calling up 1-800 customer complaint lines and asking bizarre questions. Let’s watch.]

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Holiday Open Thread

There’s no telling who’ll be around to post, so I offer up this holiday open thread. Keep it light — between botched Russian rescues, Clinton in surgery, Zell on Earth,* and insinuations regarding Dick Cheney’s and Kerry’s patriotism(s), there are plenty of other threads to vent. As for me: Well, I’ve had two favorable settlements … Read more

hilzoy heals all wounds!

To quote Fafnir, “I have been noticin some anger in the world of late. Some of it has been comin from partisan wounds. I am wagging my finger in your direction Democrats and Republicans!” Thus the following silly thread. What are some of your favorite bizarre facts? Here are some of mine: Best towns’ names … Read more

Hurry, where’s your piggy bank?

Scottish distiller Glenmorangie up for sale: Glenmorangie, the last listed independent Scottish distiller, on Tuesday confirmed it was in preliminary talks with a number of parties potentially interested in acquiring the whisky producer, which may or may not result in an offer. The company said that NM Rothschild, its financial adviser, had been instructed to … Read more

There are times when I ask myself…

…”Moe, are you sure that this no-politics vacation makes sense? I mean, what if you miss covering something?” When that happens, I look myself squarely in the eye (it’s a mystic kung fu thing. You wouldn’t understand) and say, “Shoot, man, it’s not like they couldn’t replace me with a specially-trained cybernetic wombat. Besides, look … Read more

Three vaguely Protein Wisdom-esque…

…observations made while simultaneously watching the Olympic opening ceremonies, drinking quite a few beers and trying to get that damned six ball in the damned corner pocket. 1). European artistic conventions are a touch weird. Not bad weird, mind you – I’m weird myself – but there’s a definite cultural gap, there; the bar was, … Read more

On a lighter note…

Back when I was in grade school, we had a series of assemblies featuring skits about the Bill of Rights. The one that really stuck in my mind went something like this: (Knock, knock) Couple in room: Who’s there? (Voice from outside) The army. We would like to quarter some soldiers in your house. Couple: … Read more

Katherine R Memorial Request Comment

(Crossposted to Redstate, umm, last week) It’s just a random Friday observation, but the Beastie Boys could do great and terrible things with GK Chesterson’s Lepanto.  In fact, hip-hop/rap/whathaveyou and Chesterson would be a fascinating mix in general… (pause) Good to get that thought out of my brain.

Absolutely not.

Forget it. Not a chance. I refuse to even think about it. It’s not that important a part of my life… (pause) …OK, that’s a flat-out lie, but this would still have to be the absolutely, positively last option remaining open to me before I’d even contemplate it. And all of this, let me assure … Read more