Understatement of the Week…

…and it’s only Monday: Texans wary as polygamous sect moves in

The population of this drowsy West Texas town hasn’t done much but dwindle in recent years, so its residents grew pretty curious in March when a pilot shot some aerial photos showing construction of several huge dormitory-style buildings on a sprawling ranch just outside town.

The curiosity soon changed to concern when anti-polygamy activists from Utah showed up for a news conference to reveal the identity of the group that had bought the 1,600-acre ranch: the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, or FLDS, a secretive Mormon sect that practices polygamy and marriages involving underage teenage girls.

Now, with construction on the buildings nearly complete and the first of an expected 200 church members about to take up residence, the 1,951 residents of Eldorado are trying to make their peace with new neighbors many regard as followers of a strange cult.

I’m given to understand that the polyamory folks* aren’t too thrilled with the FLDS, either – hey, these massive understatements are pretty easy, once you get into the swing of things**! – indeed, the FLDS is pretty much defined by their enemies, huh? Polyamorists, mainstream LDS, anti-polygamists, battered women’s networks, cult awareness groups, mainstream liberals, mainstream conservatives… the list goes on, and, with all due respect to the First Amendment, quite deservedly. I mean, I’m sure that the cult’s a fascinating sociological study and everything, but it’s a little hard to get past the entire “indoctrinate 15 year olds until they’re ready to be the fourth wife of some guy in his fifties” thing without getting squicked out, not to mention the controls put on the rest of the members.

I wonder how long that the FLDS will last at that ranch before they get evicted. Or the leadership gets indicted.

Moe

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Father Joe

So there we were at home, an Evangelical Christian and a moderate Muslim, watching PBS and they had this story about a Catholic priest working in a Bangkok slum populated primarily by Buddhists, and, well, we were deeply moved by his story: PHIL JONES: Children singing the national anthem of Thailand — it’s how their … Read more

Victory for the Unitarians.

Rivka of Respectful of Otters is pleased to announce that the Texas comptroller’s office has decided that a Unitarian church deserves tax-exempt status after all (links all required registration). I could have told them that in about fifteen minutes, but nobody called me up to ask. Rivka (somewhat gingerly) goes on to brush up against … Read more

Wheel of morality, turn turn turn…

Amygdala (run by Constant Reader Gary Farber, who I believe is still looking for work, if you’ve got any) linked without real comment to this NYT article about the newer, hipper Christianity (Christian Cool and the New Generation Gap). As I recall, this sort of thing comes in waves, about every 20 years or so; … Read more

Signs

First there were reports from Iran, but those were easy to dismiss. Now however, there are reports from Mexico: and all of a sudden I’m wondering where M Night Shyamalan has been for the past few months. A Defense Department spokesman confirmed Tuesday that the videotape was filmed by members of the Mexican Air Force. … Read more

Gimme some of that funky fundagelical link-action, baby.

What, you’ve never heard of fundagelical? Or fundagelism? It’s the latest word, oh my droogies: all the cool bloggers are using it. You can’t click a link without seeing all the hipsters attacking or defending the concept: why, it’s bigger than trackbacking! (pause) At least, that’d be the impression that you’d get from this Guardian … Read more

Kevin Drum grasps the nettle.

Actually, it was the third rail of Left-wing online political discussion – religion – but I’m trying to keep the titles shorter. Besides, Kevin didn’t grab it so much as he brushed against it lightly:

This doesn’t mean you can’t fight religious groups on substantive grounds, of course, any more than strictures against mocking blacks mean you can’t oppose affirmative action. I’ll never give an inch to the creationism/Intelligent Design crowd, for example, but you can do it without ridiculing anybody’s actual religious beliefs — something that will win neither arguments nor friends in any case. My advice: the next time you’re tempted to mock somebody or something on religious grounds, just substitute “Hispanic,” or perhaps “Hindu,” and see how it sounds. If it sounds like something you probably shouldn’t say, then you probably shouldn’t say it.

And if that still doesn’t convince you, remember Amy Sullivan’s advice: just think of ’em as an interest group and pander to them. We libs know how to do that, don’t we?

It was probably that last paragraph that set certain elements of his comments section off so. ‘Pandering’, after all, is what the Other Side (however you want to define it) does. It’s interesting to consider, though, how little of an issue all of this is in the offline world. Contrary to popular online belief, there are quite a few evangelicals and fundamentalists in the Democratic Party, and luckily for said party the more… vehement… rants of certain secularists tend not to impinge on the Evangelicals’ / Fundamentalists’ radar. This is unlikely to change dramatically in the next decade, although I make no promises after that. Still, Kevin’s advocating a good habit to get into*.

(Via Kikuchiyo)

Moe

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In honor of the concept of “Not gonna happen”…

… somebody should go explain to Mel Gibson that it is exceedingly unlikely, to say the least that The Passion of the Christ will ever be shown uncut on network television. Yes, I know, bringing a gross of $353 million in the domestic market normally turns a director into the proverbial 800lb gorilla, but I … Read more

Staying on religion for a moment.

Hey, it’s a holy week for Jews, Christians and I think at least one Muslim sect. Anyway, I’d like to thank PETA for its usual amazing ability to find the exact thing that will resonate most deeply with its target audience – then do the exact opposite. So you want to target Christians, try to … Read more

Evangelicals. (Wiggling fingers) Oooooh.

Sorry about the title, Good Readers, but I seem to be always encountering people online who react to That Word in much the same way that a vampire would react to a garlic crucifix, or possibly me towards the Special Limited Edition of Verhoeven’s Starship Troopers, provided that such a mythical thing existed (WHICH IT DOESN’T).

Umm.

Right. Moving along, Andrew Sullivan linked today to an interesting Boston Globe article by Alan Jacobs about evangelicals, fundamentalists and why Bush is one but not the other: Apocalyptic president?

AS THE PRESIDENTIAL election draws closer, some people are asking, in ominous tones, a question: What impact does President Bush’s evangelical Christianity have on his administration’s policies? As an evangelical, an interpreter of literary and cultural texts, and a long-time observer of the evangelical world, I have both a personal and a professional interest in this question. And I’m here to offer an answer: Probably not much.

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Chag Pesach Sameach!

Apologies if the above does not mean Happy Passover: I don’t speak Hebrew. Anyway, no doubt a good number of you already know, tonight is the first night of the Jewish holiday of Passover. While not Jewish myself, I think that it is not inappropriate for me to wish those of the Jewish** faith a … Read more

John Kerry – actually not a theocrat.

Now normally I let my cobloggers have all to themselves the topics that they’ve stalked and brought down – I can do my own hunting, after all, and there’s a biggggg blogosystem out there – but this one I’m interested in, not least because it’s fascinating to see just how different Kerry’s recent Scripture quoting looks from the other side. Edward’s opinion can be found here… so now let’s talk a little bit about the Epistle of St James.

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Early night.

I’ve got a long day ahead tomorrow, after all, here in lovely, exciting Trenton, NJ (a much less interesting vacation spot than the Outer Banks, let me tell you). I probably should stop hogging my buddy’s computer anyway, so let this be a weekend Open Thread about… I don’t know. Intelligent Design? I’m a theistic … Read more

One Nation, Under a Misconception

In his column today, New York Times columnist David Brooks argues that we should appreciate that the phrase “one nation under God” (which is, after 50 years, finally being challenged in the Supreme Court) is “not proselytizing; it’s citizenship.” To help us understand this, he offers the example of Martin Luther King, Jr. (via David … Read more

Cheerfulness, Moe, Cheerfuness.

When you get emails asking if things are OK, it’s time for a subject change. Therefore, I shall belatedly link to this Onion article that I somehow completely missed last week: Jesus Demands Creative Control Over ext Movie: Christ said He considered returning to the physical world to make an accurate film depiction of His … Read more

The Many Forms of Reform from Within

I’ve long supported reform within Islam. An “enlightenment” that would advance the collective perception of the value of the individual would serve all Muslims well, I believe. Much has been written about grassroots efforts that pre-date 9/11 (and hence cannot be attributed to Wolfowitz’s plan), and the New York Times is running a two-part series … Read more

Forty-Foot Jesus In Tulsa! Watch

That’s the category that I’ve decided to file dumb-ass statements by religious types who should know better under. In this case statements like Pat Robertson’s that God is most assuredly letting him know that George W Bush is going to be re-elected by wide margins in November. It’d be worth a close election (as long … Read more

Howard Dean, the Pilgrims, and other far out lefties

There have been a bunch of articles about Howard Dean’s religion over the last two weeks, most of them negative. The main knock on Dean is that he switched denominations (from Episcopal to Congregationalist) in the early 1980s in part because of a dispute over a bike path. This doesn’t seem like much of a story to me–he switched churches/denominations, not religions, because he had a strong dislike for some of the leaders of the church. Is this really so uncommon among Protestant denominations? I’m not the best judge, since my parents treated religious affiliation like George Steinbrenner treated managers in the late 1970s and 1980s–I was raised (more or less chronologically) Catholic, Episcopal, Quaker, Catholic again, Methodist, Unitarian, Episcopal again, and will probably be a reform Jew in a few years. But I know many more people who switched denominations at one point or another. My husband’s family goes to a Conservative synagogue on the high holy days because their local Reform rabbi is underwhelming. President Bush was raised Episcopalian and is now, if I remember correctly, Methodist. Other friends switched from Congregational to Unitarian because of a minister they really admired. For that matter, the Episcopal church began for pretty worldly reasons (though the Anglican church says it’s more complicated than that).

Some of the articles also make it sound as if the Congregational Church is some newfangled, leftist, hippy denomination. Frankin Foer’s New Republic article says:

As he shopped around for churches, it was natural that he turned to Congregationalism, a denomination famous for its informality and liberal stances. Last November, Dean told a reporter from the Forward that he liked that “there is no central authority” in the tradition. By the time Dean joined the church, Congregationalists had already authorized the ordination of gay ministers. Yoga is taught in the church. Sermons sometimes make the case for lefty causes, especially the plight of the Palestinians.

And here’s the always-charming Cal Thomas:

Dean is from a Congregationalist background, a liberal denomination that does not believe in ministerial authority or church hierarchy. Each Congregationalist believes he is in direct contact with God and is entitled to sort out truth for himself.

I would just like to point out that this zany hippie religion is more than a century older than our country is. The first American Congregationalists were the pilgrims–as in the Mayflower, Plymouth Rock, the first Thanksgiving, the whole bit. The Puritans of Massachusetts Bay Colony were also Congregationalists; so were more heretical sorts like Roger Williams and Anne Hutchinson. So was Mr. “Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God” himself, Jonathan Edwards. (It’s rather more complicated than I’m making out, since there was no centralized authority, and I think the Presbyterian church has some deep roots in Puritanism too. You can read more here.)

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Because Ricky had a point…

Blogrolls get large, obviously; just as obviously, it can get easy to not read all of them on a regular basis. Which is a shame, because then you miss posts like this from debitage. It’s on religion – specifically, the difference between conservative/liberal perceptions of same – but in a way that doesn’t want me … Read more

Congress to NY: Drop Dead

Yeah, I know, that headline’s been done to death. But according to this Daily News article, New York is 49th in the country for per capita homeland security spending. (Wyoming comes in first.) Is this accurate? The Daily News is not exactly infallible, and I’m sure they’re relying heavily on NYC sources (especially the police … Read more

Aids and the Church

I’m several days out of date on this Kristof column but it made me so angry that I had to post anyway. Excerpts: “Here in El Salvador, church leaders in 1998 helped ban abortions even when necessary to save the life of a woman, and, much worse, helped pass a law, which took effect last … Read more