No, actually, I’m not being entirely facetious. 99%, perhaps, but that last 1% is a different story. I am referring, of course, to the armor-plated bulldozer (complete with .50 caliber machine gun) that tore up a Colorado town yesterday:
GRANBY — A 52-year-old welder nursing a grudge against the town fathers and driving a bulldozer converted into a war machine ripped the heart of this high-country ranching town from its foundations Friday.
Among the structures destroyed or heavily damaged in a relentless 90-minute rampage were Granby’s town hall and library, a bank, the town’s newspaper, an electric cooperative building, Gambles Store, an excavating business and a house owned by the town’s former mayor, as well as a concrete plant adjacent to the business of the man believed responsible for the bizarre assault.
It’s not really funny: although the, well, rampage somehow didn’t hurt anyone being attacked, the guy responsible shot himself afterwards. For that matter, I don’t particularly think that driving around town with what’s essentially a homemade armored car and shooting at things is an example of what one would call reasonable behavior; Jim Henley aside*, I suspect that a tumor or recent change in brain chemistry was what set this guy off.
That being said, I’m not surprised that a zoning violation was the apparent cause: it’s amazing how much sheer emotional energy and contention get generated by the simple application of rules about who can build what and where. I’m also struck by these two lines:
“He said, ‘By God, I am going to bulldoze those businesses,’ the businesses of all the people who’d done this to him,” Brown recalled.
“People knew he was building the armored bulldozer, but they didn’t know why he was building it,” said Nelson. He said Heemeyer welded one-inch armor plate around the bulldozer.
Because, of course, there are so many possible reasons why a man would need a homemade armored bulldozer. A pity that Ms. Brown and Mr. Nelson never compared notes…
Moe
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