Don’t read this.

If you’ve got any notion of reading any Neal Stephenson book you haven’t already read, you might consider skipping this post.  I’ve got this stream of consciousness thing going on, and the current is very, very strong.

Stephenson’s (relatively) recent Baroque Cycle three-parter is a significant time investment.  The character of the series is quite different from previous offerings (fewer cackles per page, I think) but it’s no less interesting.  Great story, but there were segments of each book that had me dozing a bit.  That could be due to sleep deprivation, though, so who knows?  Just to give you a sample of Stephenson, I give you one of my favorite passages from the first volume, Quicksilver.  Background (circa 1680, I think): Eliza, a slave of some Turk or other, has just been rescued by vagabond Half-Cocked Jack Shaftoe, whose name comes from the result of a disastrous and abortive attempt to rid himself of the French pox.  Jack, having been deprived of some amount of sensation in certain lower extremities, has abandoned his hopes of any sort of sexual partnership.  Eliza shows him the error of his ways:

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Poetry: The Use And Abuse Of Literature For Life

by hilzoy

(Warning: long musing.)

We all have stories that we tell ourselves about our lives and how we are living them. They are crucial to our attempts to make sense of ourselves, but they can also be dangerous if we accept them uncritically, assuming that we know the shape of the story we fit into, and what it requires of us. I remember one night when this came home to me particularly clearly. I was working at the battered women’s shelter, and I had taken a crisis call from a woman with two children at 2am, and I turned her away, even though we had room, because I thought she was crazy. (There were homeless shelters to go to, and I had given her their numbers, but they are not nearly as good, especially for kids.)

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Poetry Out Of Season

Daffodils, bees, bats: all things that are currently in my yard. But isn’t it unfair that National Poetry Month doesn’t extend all year long, so that we would have occasion to produce poems about things that appear in other seasons? Why should cicadas and icicles and geese heading south be excluded, just because they don’t … Read more

Comments Bloopers Open Thread

Because no day is complete without an open thread, and because I stumbled across one of those comments that you’d learn how to hack comments and delete if you could, I declare a contest for the funniest (or most embarrassing, although these are frequently interchangeable) comments blooper.  The comment in question contained this, to this … Read more

What Was He Thinking?

This weekend I went to wedding.  It can be a bit odd going to a wedding where you only know the bride (she won’t be talking to you much) and a few other people who have been seated at other tables.  But that isn’t what I wanted to talk about.  During the ceremony, the minister … Read more

Poetry: Bats And Odd Philosophers

More Dickinson: who can resist? The Bat The bat is dun with wrinkled wings Like fallow article, And not a song pervades his lips, Or none perceptible. His small umbrella, quaintly halved, Describing in the air An arc alike inscrutable, — Elate philosopher! Deputed from what firmament Of what astute abode, Empowered with what malevolence … Read more

Poetry: Spring Again, and Bees

Bees are Black, with Gilt Surcingles — Buccaneers of Buzz. Ride abroad in ostentation And subsist on Fuzz. Fuzz ordained — not Fuzz contingent — Marrows of the Hill. Jugs — a Universe’s fracture Could not jar or spill. — Emily Dickinson

Poetry: Special Vernal Edition

I skipped two entire days of National Poetry Month, partly because it has been a busy week, and partly because my ISP was having difficulties, and at several crucial junctures I lost internet service entirely. However, to make up for lost time, I am posting the person who probably takes the title ‘Poet With A … Read more

The End of Art History and the Last Contemporary Museum

–Edward

Until relatively recently, there had been a dominant linear narrative in Western art. Up until its final decades, the 20th Century illustrated this as well as any previous one, with successive movements supplanting fading ones in a series of what I call "kill the father" manifestos. With the end of Modernism, however, and the shift in Western art’s central question from "What is the essence of art?" to the more deconstructably open "What is art?" any attempt at a manifesto was devoured by an increasingly sophisticated and vicious critique, often before the ink on its first-run pages was dry. This has left contemporary art historians with a migraine-inducing problem. As critic Donald Kuspit recently noted at a symposium in Mexico City:

There may be a history of modern art and a history of traditional art, but there can be no history of postmodern art, for the radically contemporary can never be delimited by any single historical reading. Even if one was a Gibbon one could not fit all the pieces of contemporary art together in a unified narrative. In postmodernity that is no longer any such thing as the judgment of history, only an incomplete record of the contemporary. If every piece of art is contemporary, no one piece can be valued more highly than any other, except from a certain psychosocial perspective. But every perspective turns out to be procrustean because it shuts out art that contradicts its premises.

Now this central concept is already old in art circles. Noted art critic Arthur Danto published a collection of now 10-year-old essays in his book "After the End of Art" declaring that "Art" ended in the 1960s, when, essentially, artists stopped believing/participating in a progressive narrative. What he seems to mean by this is that "Art" requires a dominant theory of art. Contemporary artists, each of whom must choose their own constraints and rules (in essence, write their personal manifesto) reject this notion, and so it goes in circles (because a narrative about the end of a narrative is still a narrative…but I digress).

But, Kuspit is right. It seems to have become a narrative no one can write as definitive:

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Poetry: Special Crocodile Edition

How doth the little crocodile Improve his shining tail, And pour the waters of the Nile On every golden scale! How cheerfully he seems to grin, How neatly spreads his claws, And welcomes little fishes in, With gently smiling jaws! — Lewis Carroll

Poetry Strikes Again!

Grief I TELL you, hopeless grief is passionless;   That only men incredulous of despair,   Half-taught in anguish, through the midnight air Beat upward to God’s throne in loud access Of shrieking and reproach. Full desertness   In souls as countries lieth silent-bare   Under the blanching, vertical eye-glare Of the absolute Heavens. Deep-hearted man, express Grief for … Read more

Poetry: For Xanax’s Daughter

In comments, xanax writes: “My 4-year old daughter is currently working on a poem called The Heart of a Potato.” Since we at ObWi always try to encourage youthful creativity, I have set aside the poem I had thought of posting today — it can wait: there is, after all, a lot of National Poetry … Read more

Poetry Again

The Moon and the Yew Tree This is the light of the mind, cold and planetary. The trees of the mind are black. The light is blue. The grasses unload their griefs at my feet as if I were God, Prickling my ankles and murmuring of their humility. Fumey spiritous mists inhabit this place Separated … Read more

National Poetry Month Continues

The Windows LORD, how can man preach thy eternall word ?         He is a brittle crazie glasse : Yet in thy temple thou dost him afford         This glorious and transcendent place,         To be a window, through thy grace. But when thou dost anneal … Read more

Please, no, it’s not interesting

by von It only took a brief aside, and it all comes flooding back. Professor Bainbridge, whose BMW M3 was the victim of a random stabbing, remarks-in-passing: I’m also getting zinged by USAA’s cheapskate policy terms. Because my M3 is over two years old, the policy provides for replacement parts of "like kind and quality" … Read more

Guess What? It’s Still Poetry Month!

London

I wander thro’ each charter’d street,
Near where the charter’d Thames does flow
And mark in every face I meet
Marks of weakness, marks of woe.

In every cry of every Man,
In every Infants cry of fear,
In every voice; in every ban,
The mind-forg’d manacles I hear

How the Chimney-sweepers cry
Every blackning Church appalls,
And the hapless Soldiers sigh
Runs in blood down Palace walls

But most thro’ midnight streets I hear
How the youthful Harlots curse
Blasts the new born Infants tear
And blights with plagues the Marriage hearse

— William Blake

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Reform, In Theory and Practice

–Sebastian I don’t know if it is synchronicity or just my fevered imagination, but it seems as if two disparate posts among the many I read on the blogosphere often end up revealing a deeper truth than either can do individually.  Jane Galt has an interesting post with the amusing title of "A really, really, … Read more

Poetry: Justice

by hilzoy

Since today, like yesterday and tomorrow and twenty five days after that, is part of National Poetry Month, here’s another poem. And since it’s too long to put on the front page (but not too too long), it’s below the fold.

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It’s Poetry Month!

by hilzoy So, better late than never, I am going to post poems. Hopefully, I’ll manage one a day, though it may be that I’ll flag after a bit. In any case, recent events would have made the first one seem like a forced move, except that it’s hard to feel forced to put up … Read more

Schiavo: They said it better.

John Cole: When Terri Schiavo is finally allowed to slip past her cruel fate and move on to a better place, she will not be the only one to have died this month. At another gravesite, this marker should be erected: Barry Goldwater’s Conservatism in America 1964-2005 John Derbyshire (!): Watching Hannity & Colmes Tuesday … Read more

The Gopher

And so I pop up, like some sort of unkennable furry rodent, from my piles of briefs and filehistories and pleadings to comment on the least consequential story of the day:

Ramesh Ponnuru is an ass.

I’m not an anti-Ponnuru.  Indeed, I don’t know him from Adam.  I’ve barely read the guy.  I do find it a little weird that everyone at NROnline takes pains to point out how intelligent he is whenever they criticize him — but, then, I find a lot of stuff at NROnline a little weird.  Calling a conservative commentator "K-Lo."  John Derbyshire’s strange affection for the word "buggery."  Donald Luskan. 

Look, man, don’t judge me.  I just read it for the articles.  The Jonah Goldberg articles ….

I digress.  Back to Ramesh Ponnuru, and his recent ass-hood.

For those who have had better things to do with their time, a quick review:

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Art World Scandals

By Edward

Warning: if the art world bores you, like, oh, say…NASCAR does me, you’ll want to skip this one.
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The art market is beyond white hot again and so, with success, of course, comes scandal. In fact, it feels like the press is paying a bit more than the usual amount of attention to the wheelings and dealings of the last great unregulated industry in the Western world lately (and of course, that makes everyone associated with the art world feel all warm and fuzzy for finally being noticed, on one hand, and rather anxious about strangers peering in too closely, on the other).

Two scandals of particular note are the Lehmann/Mehertu scandal and the NPR/MoMA scandal. The Lehmann/Mehertu scandal involves money, access, and ego. The NPR/MoMA scandal involves money, Nazis, and Egon Schiele.

Scandal 1:

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Music Blather Sunday

–Sebastian I haven’t had a music blather entry in a while, so I have so catching up to do.  Two artists on my "will buy without hearing any of the songs" list have just come out with albums.  But I won’t be talking about Tori Amos or Erasure this time because I want to digest … Read more

Remember the Tigers

Fifty years ago, the Crispus Attucks’ Tigers of Indianapolis won the state basketball tournament.  It was the first time — anywhere in the nation — that an all-Black school won an open basketball tournament.  In basketball-hungry Indiana, it represented a sea change

For almost three decades Crispus Attucks High School quietly went about its business, serving as Indianapolis’ segregated black high school.

Opened in 1927, Attucks produced mechanics, tailors and stenographers, doctors, lawyers, judges, professors, musicians, military officers and politicians. It was a source of pride for the black community, a center for social activities.

Most of Indianapolis hardly noticed.

That is, until March 19, 1955, when Attucks accomplished what every high school in the state of Indiana dreams of.

Honoring a segregated school for winning a sports tournament seems a bit like missing the lake for the water; the school was segregated, after all.  That should be the lede.

In diverting your gaze to the bigger picture, however, don’t miss the nuances in the focused field.  This was admittedly a small step.  But, in an existence made up almost exclusively of small steps, the small steps — however imperfect — also deserve your attention.  This was one.

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Hunter S. Thompson, 1937-2005

by Charles Having long ago read and enjoyed his Fear and Loathing books (among others), it’s a painful thing to hear that he committed suicide yesterday (here’s an article from the New York Times).  One of my favorite stories was about his initiative to rename the hamlet of Aspen to Fat City.  There’s a website … Read more

Jane Galt on Eason Jordan

Jane Galt struck the perfect note on the Jordan issue: But then he was fired, and the media, to my mind, went off the deep end with a fifty-pound weight around its neck. A fellow from CJR called bloggers "the drooling morons of the lynch mob". A New York Times pieces made it sound as … Read more

The Cylons Look Like Us Now.

Lucite hardening … must end life in classic Lorne Greene pose from "Battlestar Galactica."  Best … death … ever! (Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons, "Treehouse of Horror X: Desperately Xeeking Xena") Perhaps chalk it up to nostalgia, but the Sci-Fi channel’s new Battlestar Galactica series has got me hooked.  Seriously hooked.  It ain’t Citizen … Read more

Word to Chris Rock: Don’t Send Your Daughter to Palo Alto

On more than one occasion, comedian and sometime actor Chris Rock has spoken of his new role as daddy to his little girl:

When he walked on the stage, he immediately professed having become the father of a baby girl and now his only job was "to keep her off the pole." He contended that having a daughter who is a stripper is the ultimate failure for a father. He went on to dispel what he called "The Stripper Myth," which believes that girls are only doing it to pay for their education. "I haven’t heard of a college that takes dollar bills. I haven’t seen any clear heels in biology. I haven’t ever gotten a smart lap dance."

I can just hear his distinct voice saying that.  Well Chris, scratch Palo Alto from your list of schools:

Students at a Palo Alto middle school learned more than school officials ever expected when a recent "career day" speaker extolled the merits of stripping and expounded on the financial benefits of a larger bust.

The hubbub began Tuesday at Jane Lathrop Stanford Middle School’s third annual career day when a student asked Foster City salesman William Fried to explain why he listed "exotic dancer" and "stripper" on a handout of potential careers. Fried, who spoke to about 45 eighth-grade students during two separate 55-minute sessions, spent about a minute explaining that the profession is viable and potentially lucrative for those blessed with the physique and talent for the job.

According to Fried and students who attended the talk, Fried told one group of about 16 students that strippers can earn as much as $250,000 a year and that a larger bust — whether natural or augmented — has a direct relationship to a dancer’s salary.

Now there’s a fine message from the Jane Lathrop Lapdance Stanford Middle School.  For 11-to-14 year old girls, a father’s ultimate failure is a legitimate career option.  At a school-sanctioned career seminar, young girls just blooming into womanhood got to hear that shaking their naked asses in a dark, sleazy, windowless tavern is a path to riches, that having a nice rack can help them pull down a cool quarter mil a year.  Impressionable teenage girls–most of whom are already fully self-conscious about their looks–heard from an authority figure in a taxpayer subsidized school that if get themselves a larger set of bazoombas they can increase their income-earning potential.  I know I’m sounding like the church lady here, but isn’t that just special.

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Wiki THIS

Glenn Reynolds laments that he’s been wiki’ed with a truly bizarre Wikipedia entry on Instapundit.  "WIKIPEDIA, and its trustworthiness, has become a topic of considerable discussion," he writes.  Indeed, it should be — this whole Wiki-thang has been a bit Arthur 2 (i.e., "on the rocks") for a while.  Eugene Volokh and Orin Kerr have … Read more

Music Blather Friday (on Thursday)

I’m writing today from Castle Rock, CO. And the ‘CO’ is for cold. My point of information for today is that Denver is rather colder than San Diego. Last night I went to see the movie version of the “Phantom of the Opera”. The sets were amazing. The costumes were beautiful. The cinematography was excellent. … Read more

Self Esteem

Professors Bainbridge and Reynolds each remark on the recent "discovery" that boosting one’s self-esteem rarely boosts one’s abilities: SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN has an article on exploding the self-esteem myth. Bottom line: "Boosting people’s sense of self-worth has become a national preoccupation. Yet surprisingly, research shows that such efforts are of little value in fostering academic progress … Read more