by hilzoy
A few days ago, David Brooks wrote what must be one of his most offensive columns ever. It’s about Harry Reid and his crazy paranoid fantasy that the Bush administration manipulated intelligence to make people think that Saddam was an imminent threat who needed to be toppled by force. It begins:
“Harry Reid sits alone at his kitchen table at 4 a.m., writing important notes in crayon on the outside of envelopes. It’s been four weeks since he launched his personal investigation into the Republican plot to manipulate intelligence to trick the American people into believing Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction.
Reid had heard of the secret G.O.P. cabal bent on global empire, but he had no idea that he would find a conspiracy so immense.
Reid now knows that as far back as 1998, Karl Rove was beaming microwaves into Bill Clinton’s fillings to get him to exaggerate the intelligence on Iraq. In that year, Clinton argued, “Iraq still has stockpiles of chemical and biological munitions … and the capacity to restart quickly its production program and build many, many more weapons.”
These comments were part of the Republican plot to manipulate intelligence on Iraq. (…)
Harry Reid sits alone at his kitchen table at 4 a.m., writing important notes in crayon on the outside of envelopes. It has been four weeks since he began investigating this conspiracy and three weeks since he sealed his windows with aluminum foil to ward off the Illuminati. Odd patterns now leap into his brain. Scooter Libby was born near a book depository but was indicted while at a theater. Karl Rove reads books from book depositories but rarely has time for the theater. What is the ratio of Bush tax cuts to the number of squares on a frozen waffle? It is none other than the Divine Proportion. This proves that Leonardo da Vinci manipulated intelligence on Iraq and that the Holy Grail is a woman! (…)
Harry Reid sits alone at his kitchen table at 4 a.m. Odd thoughts rush through his brain. He cannot trust the letter “r,” so he must change his name to Hawwy Weed. Brian Lamb secretly rules the world by manipulating the serial numbers on milk cartons.
Reid realizes there is only one solution: “Must call a secret session of the Senate. Must expose global conspiracy to sap vital juices! Must expose Republican plot to manipulate intelligence!”
Harry Reid sits alone at his kitchen table at 4 a.m.”
Republicans have been quoting Clinton officials on the subject of Saddam’s WMD recently, even though, as Matt Yglesias points out, “”If a Clinton administration subcabinet official said it, it must be true” is not an epistemological principle one normally associates with conservatives.” What Clinton officials said is all beside the point, for several reasons which I’ll put below the fold:
