Subtractive Masculinity

by Doctor Science I’ve mentioned my theory of subtractive masculinity from time to time, but I want to put it down coherently in one place. “Subtractive masculinity” means that out of the universe of possible human actions or qualities, the only ones that a boy can rely on to signal his masculine status are ones … Read more

Vaster than empires, and all at once

by Doctor Science

I haven’t posted in a while because it’s harvest season for my vegetable loves. Today was Green Bean Day:

Green-beans-both

The “family share” at our CSA was 4 quarts of PYO beans, which translates to “as many as you can stand to pick”. I ended up with about 6 pounds’ worth, which I was able to pick in about 20-30 minutes.

When I started picking, I was careful to only pick the best beans, the ones that haven’t matured so much that they’re a little woody. After a bit I said to heck with that, and just — picked.

At home, we sorted them into “perfect” and “mature”, and I prepped only the perfect ones for freezing — they’re in the bags in this picture. The mature ones, the heap on the right, have been blanched for about 3 minutes, but I’m not going to freeze them, we (and the people we split our share with) will just eat them over the next few days.

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Your binge-watching open thread

by Doctor Science I’ve been binge-watching Brooklyn Nine Nine as I sort through papers, including paying the bills for my husband’s double knee replacement. This is how broken the American health system is: surgeon’s bill: $8500 per knee, total $17K. After the “negotiated discount adjustment” from the insurance company, the bill was … $3700. That’s … Read more

Help me Snopes myself!

by Doctor Science In his July Wired article about the history of autocorrect, Gideon Lewis-Kraus writes: A commenter on the Language Log blog recently mentioned hearing of an entire dialect in Asia based on phone cupertinos, where teens used the first suggestion from autocomplete instead of their chosen word, thus creating a slang that others … Read more

Is wage theft mostly a US problem?

by Doctor Science In honor of Labor Day, Steven Greenhouse of the NY Times wrote about how more workers are claiming wage theft: a flood of recent cases — brought in California and across the nation — that accuse employers of violating minimum wage and overtime laws, erasing work hours and wrongfully taking employees’ tips. … Read more

Hugo Awards post-game analysis

by Doctor Science

The 2014 Hugo Awards were announced August 17, and the results weren’t terribly surprising. The “Sad Puppies Slate”, put together by Larry Correia and other self-described conservatives, lost by a landslide.[1]

Now Correia says both that he isn’t surprised by the results, but also that they prove he was right:

My stated goals this entire time was to get some political untouchables onto their sainted slate, so that they would demonstrate that there was serious political bias in the awards. … I predicted that the SJWs[2] would mobilize to stop the untouchable barbarians, so I got some barbarians through the gates, and the SJWs mobilized like I said they would… And I’m supposed to be sad about that for some reason, why?

In other words, he put together a slate to “make the liberals mad”, liberals got mad, the slate lost, this proves that the awards have a liberal bias.

What kind of weird is that John Scalzi, one of the Sad Puppies’ leading opponents, thought something else was going on:

Correia was foolish to put his own personal capital as a successful and best selling novelist into championing Vox Day and his novelette, because Vox Day is a real bigoted shithole of a human being, and his novelette was, to put it charitably, not good (less charitably: It was like Gene Wolfe strained through a thick and rancid cheesecloth of stupid). Doing that changed the argument from something perfectly legitimate, if debatable — that conservative writers are often ignored for or discounted on award ballots because their personal politics generally conflict with those of the award voters — into a different argument entirely, i.e., fuck you, we got an undeserving bigoted shithole on the Hugo ballot, how you like them apples.

As for me, I see something else that neither Correia nor even Scalzi seems to have noticed:

None of the Sad Puppies’ horses is fit to race. The only ones I can call reasonably competent works of fiction are Correia’s novel and Dan Wells’ “The Butcher of Khardov”. They also read way too much like re-tellings of unfamiliar video games, and lack the most important quality Hugo voters are looking for, world-building. They are, at best, B level works, not the kind of thing I think *anyone* would want associated with “Hugo Award Winning”.

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A useful way of looking at the tolerance question

by Doctor Science Over at digby’s, Batocchio wrote a good, long analysis of the tolerance issue we’ve also been discussing. The most useful part, for me, is this chart: The real problems with tolerance are the categories Batocchio accurately labels “Smug Hipster Assholes” and “Friendly but Misguided Authoritarians”. The FMAs are much nicer people than … Read more

A useful way of looking at the tolerance question

by Doctor Science Over at digby’s, Batocchio wrote a good, long analysis of the tolerance issue we’ve also been discussing. The most useful part, for me, is this chart: The real problems with tolerance are the categories Batocchio accurately labels “Smug Hipster Assholes” and “Friendly but Misguided Authoritarians”. The FMAs are much nicer people than … Read more

Out of the nest

by Doctor Science I got back yesterday from dropping Sprog the Younger off at BALAC (the Boston Area Liberal Arts College where she’s a freshman). It took a lot less time than I expected, because they used a move-in procedure I only heard about last year, when an e-friend encountered it moving her sprog into … Read more

The best Ferguson overview I’ve seen

by Doctor Science Why the Fires in Ferguson Won’t End Soon by Jamelle Bouie, in Slate. Talk to anyone in Ferguson and you’ll hear a story about the police. “One of my friends had a son killed by the Ferguson Police Department, about 10 years ago,” said Carl Walker, a Vietnam veteran and former parole … Read more

Detecting the writer

by Doctor Science I used to be a voracious reader of mystery novels. I quit kind of abruptly about 15 years ago (or was it 20?) because I had become irrecoverably sick of mystery stories that failed my “One-Body Test”. Here’s the test: Is there more than one murder? If so, you fail. I mean, … Read more

Teen Wolf reminds me some things are still true

by Doctor Science

When I wrote about what Teen Wolf has taught me about the TV industry, I said that the sloppy way Teen Wolf had introduced the character of Cora was a mistake even bad fanfic writers wouldn’t make in telling a story, so I theorize that storytelling isn’t actually what these professionals are trying to do.

But as I thought about similar problems with other characters, it hit me that I’d made a stupid, stupid mistake. I can’t believe I forgot that women aren’t people.

It’s not that they’re not interested in telling stories, it’s that they’re not interested in stories about women, DUH!

Cut for spoilers up to Teen Wolf 4.06 and beyond.

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My Cyborg Spouse

by Doctor Science

On Wednesday my husband D had both his old knees replaced with new, shiny robot knees. I am now married to a cyborg.

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better…stronger…faster.

The-six-million-dollar-man

D and I met in 1974 (as friends, we didn’t start dating for 10 years), when The Six Million Dollar Man was starting its first season. I’m pretty sure D owned a jacket very like that one, too. Ah, 70s fashion.

We’ve had the technology for a while, but because of the frakked-up US health care system, we haven’t had the *money* until this year. You don’t get to talk about “wait times” in the US unless you factor in the people who have to wait years — or forever — because they can’t afford care they need.

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Your O Say Can You See open thread

by Doctor Science There are a lot of arguments about which recording of The Star-Spangled Banner is the best, but for my money this one blows the rest away:   Direct YouTube link. The music is Chase Holfelder’s minor-key version. The visuals are from the Captain America: The Winter Soldier trailer. Fanvid by Camunki. We … Read more

Hugo Awards voting: Novelette

by Doctor Science

I’ve already reviewed the short story nominees, so here are the novelettes (between 7,500 and 17,500 words). They are listed in the order in which I read them, so you can more easily play along at home.

My opinions and detailed spoilers after the cut.

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Vietnam, the Cold War and the US disaster in Iraq

by Doctor Science

So I think it’s now clear to everybody except Dick Cheney that the Iraq War was a mistake, and the US effectively lost. It was all for nothing, or at least nothing good.

I protested the war when it was being launched, for reasons both moral (it’s wrong!) and realistic (never get involved in a land war in Asia!). For all my realism, I didn’t expect the war to go as poorly as it actually did — because I assumed the US military would go in with, ya know, a plan for the post-war period.

I’m now starting to think that the lack of post-war planning wasn’t specific to Iraq or the Bush Administration, but reflects pervasive problems in US military culture coming out of Vietnam and the Cold War.

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What Teen Wolf has taught me about the TV industry

by Doctor Science

As I’ve confessed before, I’m a fan of the MTV series Teen Wolf. Perhaps I should say I’m a fan of the Teen Wolf fandom, because the show itself has not improved since my last despairing post about it here.

Season 4 began last night, and I’ll mostly be following it only by proxy, via recaps and gifsets, not by actually watching (spoilers are OK in comments). This highly unscientific poll at hollywoodlife.com suggests I am not alone:

Teen-wolf-poll

Besides fanfic, discussing and thinking about various problems with Teen Wolf has taught me some things about the TV industry in general. Especially how little (ad-financed) TV actually care about telling a *story*, compared to having a series of not-necessarily-connected emotional scenes. Kind of like ads, in fact.

Edited: to give credit to specific fans for quoted material, with their permission.

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Hugo Awards voting: Short Story

by Doctor Science

The shenanigans surrounding the Hugo Awards Nominations this year inspired me to buy a voting membership, which includes ebook versions of most of the nominees. Here’s the Short Story list in the order I read them, with links to online versions so you can play along at home:

Until I did this, I hadn’t consciously realized how little pro short fiction I’ve read in the last 20 years, while I’ve been reading not just buckets but oceans of fan fiction. So I automatically read these short stories as though they’re recommended fics from a fandom where I don’t know the source.

Thorough spoilers below the cut.

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My Dad and the superhero

by Doctor Science

Captain America (Steve Rogers) is a comic-book and now -movie superhero and my father isn’t. But it turns out that they have a lot in common:

Steve Rogers My Dad
father killed in WWI father injured in WWI
mother Irish immigrant mother Irish immigrant
born 1918 born 1927
grew up in Brooklyn grew up in Brooklyn
Catholic, duh Catholic, duh
mom worked while alive mom always worked, sometimes as sole breadwinner
lived in poverty (orphanage in some versions) lived in poverty
exceptionally small for his age exceptionally small for his age
rejected by military as unfit initially rejected by military as unfit
got in via super-serum got in via eating 5 lbs bananas to make weight requirement

Many of my e-friends have been writing fanfiction set back in Steve Rogers’ pre-super-serum period, and they’re always looking for details of daily life back then — especially about the daily life of poor people, which is rarely recorded from their own POV.

I realized I have a special resource: I can still ask my Dad! So I made a tumblr, A Hero Grows in Brooklyn, and have started to put up posts with his replies to people’s questions.

I’m not going to re-post all the entries here because some of them are rather long, but here are links and excerpts:

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Mnemonics for Christian denominations

by Doctor Science The Sprogs were saying how difficult it is to keep track of the differences between Christian denominations, especially when you’re raised Jewish in a community with no real religious majority and a plurality of Catholics. They have a good sense for “what’s a Catholic”, from my relatives, but Protestants confuse them. Sprog … Read more

What I mean by Swedish Pancakes

by Doctor Science Wednesday food blogging falls on a Sunday (night) this week. This week our “Family-sized” share, which we split with another family, included another 8 quarts (!!) of strawberries. They were so abundant and delicious that Sprog the Younger and I picked our share’s worth in about 1/2 an hour. One thing about … Read more

Your Strawberry Fields open thread

by Doctor Science It’s the first week of distribution for the organic farm CSA, and here are some of the results: Obviously I’m going to be experimenting with camera angles, but this was too delicious to pass up foodblogging. My recipe is based on Bon Appetit’s Lemon Shortcakes with Strawberries. My changes: replace buttermilk with … Read more

Trigger warnings are the opposite of censorship

by Doctor Science

The NY Times reports that students at a number of colleges are starting to request “trigger warnings” for classroom material. The story has been picked up all over the place, and articles and posts about it either say trigger warnings are censorship (and therefore bad), or the comments do.

This is bollocks. Trigger warnings aren’t censorship, they’re the opposite.

I can state this with some authority because I’ve actually seen trigger warnings used, in a variety of online settings, over a long period of time. Unlike the vast majority of recent commenters, I actually know what I’m talking about.

Regular readers here will have noticed that I use trigger warnings when I’m discussing rape and/or abuse. It’s so usual and customary in fanfic-dominated parts of the Internet that I hadn’t really noticed I was doing something that needed explanation, but now that the custom seems to be breaking out into the wider public I’ll explain why I use warnings and how college courses could benefit from them.

Fanfic writers and readers have been arguing about story warnings for a long time; other communities should take advantage of our hard-earned experience. In fact, I wonder if the students who are speaking up about this learned about such warnings in fandom, on Tumblr, or elsewhere on the Internet.

I’m cutting here as a trigger warning, because talking about the warnings means talking about the topics: rape, assault, PTSD, and vile and demeaning language.

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The most influential American novels

by Doctor Science

There are two American novels that have had unparalleled influence. Not “literary influence”, in the sense of influencing other writers, but works that have had a real effect on how many Americans think and act, and thus on the course of society and history itself.

For the 19th century, I’m obviously talking about Uncle Tom’s Cabin by Harriet Beecher Stowe. I’m afraid that for the 20th century, well, in the immortal words of John Rogers:

There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

Alas for American culture: Tolkien was British.

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World-building is a literary value and a political act

by Doctor Science

In our discussion of the Hugo nominees we talked a little about Larry Niven’s Ringworld, which won the Hugo, Nebula *and* Locus awards — but not necessarily because it’s a good *story* (in the sense of “plot”). What makes Ringworld an sf classic is the world-building.

World-building as a term is normally used only to talk about sf & fantasy, but it’s a perfectly valid concept and source of literary joy, something that people read for.

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“Approaching Dawn on Ringworld”, by Steven Vincent Johnson. Until I started looking for “Ringworld” images, I had no idea that the game Halo involved ringworlds. Yes, I am uncool. But less uncool than I used to be!

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Your unexpected cheesecake open thread

by Doctor Science Back in the fall, my husband D bought a cheesecake (Southern Pecan) one of his fencing students was selling as a school fundraiser. The cheesecake arrived, frozen, and was apparently left in the freezer (at the salle or at the student’s house, I’m not sure which) for a month or so, then … Read more

The problem with laptops

by Doctor Science — is that they’re a necessity (like a car), but the people selling them think they’re a disposable, fungible luxury (like a TV). What brings this on is Sprog the Younger’s current laptop, a Samsung NP365. It’s over-heating and occasionally making funny noises. Of course it’s no longer under warranty. I said … Read more

OH HUGO GERNSBACK NO

by Doctor Science

The nominations for the Hugo Awards were announced last week, and the fiction slates are the oddest collection we’ve had in years, possibly ever.

Best Novel (1595 nominating ballots)
Ancillary Justice, Ann Leckie
Neptune’s Brood, Charles Stross
Parasite, Mira Grant
Warbound, Book III of the Grimnoir Chronicles, Larry Correia
The Wheel of Time, Robert Jordan and Brandon Sanderson

Basically, this is three books that no-one is surprised to see on the ballot, and two … others.

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When Tigers step on tigers

by Doctor Science On Wednesday, Texas Senator Ted Cruz put this up on his official Facebook page: The post received thousands of comments, most of them very negative, from Republicans as well as Democrats. I personally was particularly appalled because, like Cruz, I also am a Princeton alumn, and we tend to feel pretty protective … Read more

Life is skittles and life is matzah

by Doctor Science (Obligatory Tom Lehrer reference) It’s that time of year again! Two male cardinals are working out a territory boundary in the back yard, we had windows open all night, daffodils are blooming their bloomin’ ‘eads off, and I’ve spent all day in the kitchen: A page from the Rylands Haggadah. If the … Read more