Slart’s country journal

from Slartibartifast, found in a hermetically sealed tupperware container It has been very difficult for me to remain in touch, respond to runaway italics and the like. We have recently moved out in the sticks, and one of the bonus features of being out in the sticks is that internet may or may not be … Read more

Dang

by Slartibartfast Well, I just wrote an entire post, previewed, and then (like an idiot, or someone who hasn’t used the controls in over a year, or both) hit the back-arrow on the browser instead of the more subtle "Save" or "Re-edit". So, it’s forever gone.  Rest assured, though, that it was witty and informative.  … Read more

1300 shots of EverClear, please

by Slartibartfast

That’s about what it’s going to take to fill up your tank with ethanol.*

There has been much discussion about the price of a gallon of gasoline of late.  Some say that oil companies are simply profiting far too much.  Some say that the government is taking too large a cut on taxes.  Some say that we ought to be replacing gasoline with ethanol to the degree possible, and that American corn can relax our death-grip on Middle Eastern oil.

Consider this an open thread to discuss things related to energy.  Me, I’m going to comment a bit more about these things below the fold, because we’re all about providing the extras here at OW.  And because I’ve been thinking about it, which the gentle reader may consider to be an added bonus, depending on the perceived Rightness of my thought processes.

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Hand in the cookie-jar open thread

by Slartibartfast I don’t have much time or energy to post anything, but apparently we’re shorter on fresh thread-space than we ought to be, so I kick this one off with…this, here: A defense contractor seeking help from Rep. Katherine Harris for $10 million in federal money last year took her to one of Washington’s … Read more

That Fifth Dentist

by Slartibartfast

(UPDATED, through the magic of the Internets)

I normally wouldn’t think of posting this, given that it was sort of a personal pi-radians shift in perspective about the whole WaPo semi-kerfluffle regarding purported mobile weapons labs, but rilkefan has made the suggestion, and I’m all about service.

To all-too-briefly summarize, this has been cast as administration embroidery by WaPo and by one group of experts vs two others by Confederate Yankee and Captain’s Quarters.  No, I haven’t bothered to read either of the latter in detail yet; just the ensuing discussion regarding what they have to say about the whole thing.  There’s also some discussion of this over at Protein Wisdom, where I’ve posted my one and only comment in this regard outside of the local neighborhood.

So, my question: what sort of experts were in the other two groups that thought that these were (or might be) mobile bioweapons laboratories?  II’d assume that to be considered an expert, one would have to be familiar with bioweapons manufacture and culturing of biologicals, which in turn would imply some sort of passing familiarity with the equipment necessary to do those things.  Why do I ask?  Well, because of the Duelfer Report account (suggested by frequent commentor Urinated States of America) that mentions nearly a dozen major deficiencies (page 81, Table 1) in the equipment in the more intact of the trailers that pretty much rule out utility for bioweapons manufacture.  Those are just the major ones, mind.

Given that, one wonders: just what was it about either of these trailers that said "mobile bioweapons lab", besides the mobile part?  Or, more to the point, what about the trailers didn’t say "couldn’t possibly be a mobile bioweapons lab", other than the mobility point?  To paraphrase myself: the two teams of experts who thought there was something WMD-related here ought to have Table 1, Page 81 tatooed on their collective foreheads.

Update: Protein Wisdom has a new post up regarding timeline which merits pondering and discussion, but the timeline hasn’t much to do with this post.  This post is more of a what-were-they-thinking kind of thing.

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Coda

by Slartibartfast As sore as the orbs are tonight, I felt this couldn’t go without note: to add an exclamation point to an otherwise highly punctuated season, Ryan Lochte has…well, listen: SHANGHAI, China, April 9. WHEN the week started, Ryan Lochte had never established a world record. Now, he has three to his credit. Completing … Read more

Looking on the bright side, Part I

by Slartibartfast Having lost one’s near vision can renew that respect one once had for the sharp cutlery one nearly lost a finger to, last October. More bright side vantage points as they occur.  Don’t wait up for me, though.

The Smell of Better Vision

by Slartibartfast That’s supposed to be how you think of that burning-hair smell resulting from a UV laser burning multiple layers of cells from the surface of your cornea.  I really didn’t notice much of a smell; hope that doesn’t mean anything bad in terms of improved visual acuity. That part, actually, didn’t hurt.  Nor … Read more

GO GATORS!

I just finished watching the Florida Gators completely dominate UCLA to win the NCAA men’s basketball national title.  It was by far the best basketball game I’ve ever watched.  It wasn’t so much that it was a flawless game, or that there was any particular standout player, or notable pyrotechnics, so much as it was … Read more

Season wrapup

Having been busy tearing up carpet and padding, etc, and preparing the house and dinner for a birthday feast (my wife’s birthday), I hadn’t much time to pay attention to the last bits of the swimming season.

My only prediction for the day was the kind that doesn’t count: the kind that no one else hears you make.  I predicted (to myself) that Ryan Lochte would break his own 200 yard backstroke record, and of course that he did.  The new record is 1:37.68, which is about six-tenths of a second faster than his old record.  Call it about three and a half feet improvement at the touch.  Lochte also had the second-fastest leadoff leg in the 4×100 free relay, which is an amazing stat given that he’s not really considered to be a world-class sprint freestyle swimmer.  Overall Lochte had an outstanding meet, setting four NCAA records, winning three individual events and contributing greatly to Florida’s place in the team standings.  If Lochte doesn’t get the MVP award (can’t recall offhand what it’s called exactly) then there is no justice.

Other outstanding swimming today had Michigan senior Davis Tarwater scare Melvin Stewart’s fourteen-year-old 200 butterfly record; missed it by 0.06 seconds.  Georgia sophomore Sebastien Rouault also put the scare on Chris Thompson’s record in the 1650 with a 14:29.43.  He’s got 2.8 seconds to go, but he’s also got a couple of years in which to bring the time down.

Purdue (my alma mater) had an unusually high scoring day, with breaststroker Giordan Pogioli grabbing fifth place in the 200 breaststroke finals, and diver Steven LoBue earning third place in the platform diving.  LoBue also took sixth on the 3m board and seventh on the 1m board.

I don’t have access to all of the final team scores, but Auburn took first, Arizona second, Stanford third, Texas fourth and Florida fifth.  Purdue placed sixteenth overall with 59 total points.

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And Another One Gone…

by Slartibartfast

UPDATE:  I predict that Tom Dolan’s NCAA, American and US Open record in the 400 IM will fall tonight (3/24) to Ryan Lochte.  He’s just qualified 2nd for the finals.

Not much time to post details, but NCAA men’s swimming began today and the records, they are a fallin’.  Peter Vanderkaay of Michigan wiped Tom Dolan’s eleven-year-old American Record in the 500 freestyle off  the board, clocking in at 4:08.60.

Next, if you’ll recall one of my few recent posts, I predicted that Ryan Lochte would bring it in the NCAA championship meets.  Here’s the headliner:

Men’s NCAA Div I. Championships, Finals: Ryan Lochte Destroys Phelps’ American Record in the 200 Individual MedleyMarch 23, 2006

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The Race Is On

As I discussed here, the NCAA swimming season is soon upon us.  Correction: is already upon us. Today, the Women’s Division I NCAA Swimming Championship meet began.  Psyche sheets were published yesterday, here.  On reading them, I predicted that Kara Lynn Joyce would be setting a new NCAA record in the 50 yard freestyle.  Bingo: … Read more

Frist in Line

by Slartibartfast Bill Frist: Senator Feingold is flat wrong and irresponsible. In fact, when I attempted today to bring this censure resolution to the Senate floor for a vote, the Democrats objected.  Proving it is just a shameful political stunt. I’m wondering where Senator Frist went through pre-med, and whether he fell asleep during science … Read more

More on the Apolitical Front

Not that this is news, but it hasn’t been exactly front-page, so while we’re posting odd bits about gorilla/sand flea crossbreeds and the like, we can certainly make a diversion into the realm of sports.

One of the older (American and US Open)* Records on the books is (was, actually) Janet Evans‘ 1990 time of 4:34.39 in the 500 yard freestyle.  Seventeen-year-old Kate Ziegler has wiped that record off the books, by taking over one second from the old mark.  Way back in December, Kate erased another of Janet’s records from the board, knocking the old 1000 yard freestyle standard down by six-tenths of a second.  We’re looking at SCY because at present most swimming at the High School level is done in 25-yard pools, and Kate Ziegler is still in High School.  Last month Kate whacked over a second and a half from Sippy Woodhead’s quarter-century-old 800m (short course) freestyle American and US Open record.  To understate, this is a name to look for in upcoming competition.  Also noteworthy is young (16 years old) Katie Hoff, who surpassed Evans’ 500 free record just a week too late.  Katie has wiped a couple of American & US Open records from the books; this performance in the 500 free shows a deepening of talent.

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Lagniappe

Being a better man than Atrios, I offer you, in addition to the long-overdue open thread, the news item (via Instapundit) that Tom Delay has emerged victorious from the Texas Republican primary.  Which prompts the question: just what does one have to do to get thrown out of office these days?  I’m thinking murder, where … Read more

Personal Status Update

I just now got the MRI results from my doctor: normal.  Which rules out some of my worst fears; that I had something structurally wrong up there, or that the mice had chosen that site to put up a playground (I’m picturing an exercise wheel, here). All of which is good news, in that it … Read more

Geek Appeal

In a most inappropriate place, faithful commentor Bruce Baugh and I somehow traipsed from media war all the way to cellphone technology.  In order to avoid a threadjack, we’re going to discuss that a bit more here. Now, I know a bit about cellphone communications technology, but some number epsilon (not much different from zero) … Read more

Some Things Are Best Left Unsaid

OK, so I’m not one of those who believe the official report on 9/11 is complete by any stretch. I’m confident other details, including many contradictions of the report, will emerge as time goes on. But even if those details were suppressed intentionally for political purposes, I have to say I agree with the NYFD … Read more

Pork: It’s not just for dinner

I’ve got a couple of free moments on hand, and at the same time I saw this (via Glenn Reynolds): Bloggers, too have latched onto this theme. A coalition of bloggers have launched a website called “porkbusters.” The site lists every member of the House and Senate by the name and has a column next … Read more

A long-overdue recommendation

by Slartibartfast A couple of weeks ago I hopped a link over to The Ergosphere, and liked what I saw.  Engineer-Poet makes arguments for various energy economies to supplant the current gasoline economy, and makes them in a highly quantitative fashion.  If this sort of thing blows your skirt up, check him out.  EP doesn’t … Read more

This is a public service announcement…

With guitar!

Ok, scratch the guitar part.  I’ve contacted Typepad about the timetag issue, and they’ve recommended that I (or the blogowner) republish the whole flippin’ blog.  I’m attempting to do that today, and I have no idea whether having other users log in as Moe will interrupt the process, so please…don’t.  I got as far as 2000 or so pages on republish this morning, and then it died.  I’m going to try once more and if it doesn’t work, I’ll try it again tonight, when maybe things aren’t so busy.

UPDATE:  Well, THAT didn’t work.  Appealing to the MT Gods, me.

UPDATE, Update:  I’ve exhausted everything I know to try, and I’ve got the Typepad folks working on it.  If it’s got both them and me stymied thus far, no amount of complaining on your part is going to fix it.  Thanks for your patience and/or restraint.  If you’ve got some some suggestions as to what to do that perhaps we haven’t already tried, please do offer them in comments.  Pointing out that this is yet another place where timestamps would be useful is not, in point of fact, helpful.  Typepad’s replies to the trouble ticket I submitted seem to indicate we’re not the only weblog bothered by this problem, so it may very well be a problem with Typepad itself.

In other news, an issue near and dear to my heart (and probably none of yours) is nearing fruition:

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There are two kinds of people:

Those who divide people into categories, and those who do so obsessively. Open thread, but feel free to discuss any and all upsides/downsides to obsessive categorization.  Frankly, there was far too much there to even begin considering, especially after a mere four hours of sleep.

Big Bam Boom

Via Instapundit, Michael Yon documents the exposure of a gi-normous weapons cache in Mosul.  Lots of pictures and accompanying explanation; Yon was there for the unpacking and destruction of the cache.  Nothing I excerpt can do his site any justice at all; go read.

The Sick of Politics, Self-Entertainment Post

Not to be confused with this post, in which various alternatives to abstinence are explored in far too much detail.

I’ve had a bit more time to read, lately, now that the computer is whole again, and the receiver is sent off to the shop for rescusitation, and that there’s enough room in the garage for the wife’s car.  Going back as far as vacation, I’ve read:

Atlas Shrugged: Although I still resonate with some of the values in this book, I haven’t ever really found it to be representative of anything resembling real life, in my experience.  I’ve always found Ms. Rand’s notion of sex, for instance, to be quite different from anything that seems natural to me.  Plus, I’ve never really had that killer urge to bring my competition to its knees, or to take the wife by force.  Still, her ideas as regards excellence are worthy of attention.  For those of you who pinged me because I said I don’t know what Objectivism is, there’s a couple of sides to that: I do know what Rand says Objectivism is, and up to a point I think it’s got value.  The extrapolation from first principles to implementation (as postulated in Atlas Shrugged and The Fountainhead), though, isn’t anything resembling a straight line.  So to me, there’s a gap between first principles and principles Rand derives from first principles, and I don’t understand how that derivation works.  Another thing: I’ve read this book several times over the last three decades or so, and it seems I’m just now noticing the plague of punctuation errors in it.  I’m wondering, for the Gary Farbers out there, if this is simply poor editing or if usage has changed that much since its publication.

Zodiac, by Neal Stephenson.  Damn, for a book that he wrote seventeen years ago, this kicks ass.  It lacks the arid wit of his later offerings, and it also lacks a great deal of the humorous parenthetical commentary, but if you’ve already read Cryptonomicon and The Diamond Age and The Baroque Cycle and Snow Crash, then this is well worth your time.  And at just over three hundred pages, it’s low risk, timewise.  The plot is basically related to toxic-waste dumping in Boston Harbor, with emphasis on dioxins and related compounds.  Good technical background on the aforementioned toxic waste; could be completely wrong but it at least it’s plausible.

In the Beginning…was the Command Line, by Neal Stephenson.  This is nonfiction, and is an essay of sorts on computers, with emphasis on Mac vs PC.  Stephenson doesn’t favor one over the other so much as note that both Apple and Microsoft successfully market to people’s desire to have made the Right Choice; they’re both selling image, not substance.  He spends some time on UNIX and Linux in comparison, but I’m not sure he’s really wrapped the whole issue up as well as he could.  Linux still has some software gaps that it needs to fill in order to dominate the world (as it should), and Stephenson failed (IMO) to consider this as a serious shortcoming.  Still, for a book that’s now six years old, very insightful.

Vitals, by Greg Bear.  Bear writes what I consider to be "hard" science fiction; Darwin’s Radio and Darwin’s Children are primarily books about how evolutional jumps may occur; this book begins being about turning off the ageing "feature", and takes an abrupt turn into influencing the population by introducing carefully engineered (in a low-tech sense) bacteria into their bodies.  It’s fiction, but it scared the hell out of me in much the same way as The Hot Zone did.  In this book, Bear’s main character is a rather unlikeable fellow who you wind up siding with because of the problems he’s beset with.  The ending is deliberately (I think) ambiguous, which could be thought-provoking or a setup for a sequel.  Either way, a good read.

Memoir from Antproof Case, by Mark Helprin.  So far, the best book I’ve read this decade.  I hated this book, starting out.  The protagonist is not someone you’d have any emotional connection to at all: eighty years old, living in Brazil and a fugitive from…something.  And in more than one respect, a raving lunatic: he cannot abide the smell of coffee, and at times takes rather excessive measures to keep even the smell of it away from him.  He is, by all appearances, someone that few readers could care about.  By about a third of the way through, I was thoroughly hooked, and by the end I was enchanted.  Helprin has, in this book, demonstrated a talent for connecting the reader to beauty and emotion, rather than simply doing a workmanlike job of describing it.  And of course by the end, the protagonist winds up looking like someone you’d want to have known.  I recommend this book to everyone.  I recall being similarly enchanted by A Winter’s Tale when it came out a couple of decades ago; now I’m going to have to go back and read it again.  And I’m going to have to clear out a section for Helprin on my bookshelf, permanently.

in the night room by Peter Straub.  Straub has written a number of books whose protagonist is Timothy Underhill; this is the latest.  This is another variation on the theme of laying ghosts to rest, and Straub’s made a fairly lengthy and successful career from that theme.  Good read.  Not his best effort, but not everything can be.  My favorite book by Straub is Mystery, which is very good indeed.

The War of the Flowers by Tad Williams.  Interesting, but not nearly his best effort.  For that, look to the Memory, Sorrow and Thorn trilogy beginning with The Dragonbone Chair.

I’ve also seen a few movies: Primer, The Machinist, and The Jacket.

Primer lost me, and I’m going to have to see it again.  There’s a great deal of conversation that got lost at normal volume levels that were absolutely key to understanding what the hell was going on.  This is a very interesting movie even disregarding plot, though: the budget was reportedly $7000.  If you can imagine a group of guys building a time machine in a home garage, the result is plausibly much more like this than the multi-million-dollar special effects Hollywood seems to gravitate toward.  There’s some unresolved paradoxes/overlaps here that I probably didn’t get because they were explained in a conversation I missed.  This film relies more on character interactions for story background than on imagery; the cinematography is absolutely spartan (not to be confused with low quality, though).

The Machinist was hands-down the most captivating of this trio.  I’ve got to ‘fess up, though, that Christian Bale was at least as gripping as the plot and characters:  Bale lost what’s got to be 60 or 80 lbs for this role, and the question of what’s eating this guy, literally, that he’s lost this much weight is distracting to the point that you almost cannot pay attention to the clues provided along the way.  Bale is anguish embodied, without actually expressing it overtly.  Hackneyed phrases like "gut-wrenching" spring to mind, not because of graphic visual imagery, but because of the stark emotional impact.  If you haven’t already seen this, go see it.  Very good supporting performances by Jennifer Jason Leigh and Aitana Sánchez-Gijón, but Bale’s the show here.

The Jacket was a wonderful movie for exactly as long as you can accept that time travel is possible via drugs.  It goes without saying, then, that there’s a major problem with the storyline.  Performances from Adrien Brody and the always wonderful Jennifer Jason Leigh take this from thumbs-down to a recommend, if you don’t have more pressing things to do.  I enjoyed it during; it’s the thinking-about-it-afterward part that downgraded it.

Music-wise, I’ve been listening to 12 Girls Band, which is a group of Chinese women that do a mix of Asian and Western classical and popular music, arranged for Chinese instruments.  Very interesting and also quite pleasant.  Their arrangement of Coldplay’s Clocks led me to decide to buy that disk, only to discover that it’d been sitting on my shelf, long ago purchased but still wrapped.  So I’ve been listening to A Rush of Blood to the Head quite a bit, and liking it a lot.

Of course, this is an open thread.  I’d appreciate the opinions of others on the above selections, as well as recommendations for further reading, viewing and listening.

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Dude,

I’m not getting another Dell.  In the aftermath of the lightning, I’ve discovered that the motherboard to my Dell Dimension 2350 is fried.  What’s unknown is whether the processor and memory are also fried, so I’m thinking: a new motherboard, a faster processor and better memory.  What could be simpler? Lots, it turns out.  First, … Read more

WTFO Open Thread

Lacking profanity, words fail. Consider this an open thread.  I couldn’t think of anything relevant to say that didn’t require crippling censorship.  Feel free to post your own links to baffling and/or inhuman behavior.  These have to be replicants.

Father’s Day

This morning, I was woken up by two enthusiastic, smiling girls.  This happens to me all the time. Father’s Day is one of those myriad of holidays that I think we could all do without.  As a guy, these occasions (sorry: Occasions) are mostly obligations to think of a suitable gift and then go out … Read more

Lightning Strikes

Yesterday was spent, among other things, considering the latest bits of news, reading the discussion on Durbin’s recent comments regarding prisoner abuse, seeing what other bloggers were saying about it, and attempting to fight the good (rhetorical) fight over at Tom Maguire‘s place, here.  I get in my car and drive down, and the lightning … Read more

By Request: Introducing Darleen Druyun

Disclaimer: I work for Boeing’s business competition.  Nothing in this post is intended to be a blanket condemnation of Boeing, but it does (and has) condemned some of Boeing’s corporate leadership.  I don’t maintain, either, that this could never happen here.  Also, this is less about Boeing as a company than it is about an … Read more