Robotic Menace (to the world in general, and Sydney Poitier in particular) Mecha-Streisand Entertainer Barbra Streisand, not being content with contributing to Gephardt being gutted like a cod on a Atlantic trawler* having discovered that she has a taste for Democratic politics, has apparently decided to permanently associate the current Democratic candidate with her name, politics and inability to do basic research throw Senator Kerry a party. I am actually feeling sorry for the man, now: I mean, he has to be nice to people like Streisand, not to mention actually pretend to take her seriously. I wouldn’t go into politics if my life depended on it hope they all have a good time. I watch helplessly, every day, as my cobloggers suck up all the important stories, leaving me nothing but scraps and Barbra Fragging Streisand to blog about** always find this sort of thing interesting.
UPDATE: On reflection, deliberately misspelling the names wasn’t as funny as I imagined it being, so I fixed it.
*Swiftly and messily.
**Just teasing.
Don’t worry, Moe. This co-blogger is gonna disappear for the next few days. My nice, easy 50-55 hr./wk pace is gonna bump up — with the expected effects on blogging, social life, etc.