Emergency Haiku Thread

16 thoughts on “Emergency Haiku Thread”

1. Luftwaffe of white
   bees assaults the cherry tree –
   I am going blind

2. Not much longer now
   Feel them rising in the earth
   Brood X is coming

3. Van Helsing was weak
   All action no suspense, but
   Damn. . Kate Beckinsale

4. It’s tough I admit
   To avoid dreaded p-word
   Moe asks, I shall try.

5. Blizzard is consuming
   Snowflakes red dance
   Pandora’s parka.

6. oops was just said
   line added later?
   pants down.

7. One, two, … seventeen
   how many sylables in
   senryuu? Is it three?
   They call me the count
   Why? Because I love to count!
   Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
   Haiku, senryuu,
   who cares? counting sylables
   makes me so happy.

8. asphalt softening slow,
   temple gate around the corner,
   cold can coffee love

9. Whoops…
   asphalt softens slow
   temple gate on the corner
   cold can coffee love
   after twelve long years
   of Japan related stuff
   i blow at haiku

10. One potato, two
    potato, three potato,
    four. Fried in tallow.

11. Aaaaaahhhh-BLAST you pollen!
    You fiendish friend of ragweed.
    Pass the Claritin

12. The haiku Moe wrote
    Brings to mind a tune by Tool
    “Und keine Eier.”

13. Without politics,
    what is the point of this blog?
    Just bad poetry?
    (Please don’t take offense–
    when I said “bad poetry”
    I didn’t mean yours.)

14. Bravo! Bravo, Moe:
    A moment’s respite for all
    Green delight in words

15. Go hug your cat now.
    I mean it. Or hug your neighbour’s.
    Cat hugs spell relief.

16. A warm, sunny day
    Kids play outside: thankfully,
    The world’s forgotten.

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