ATTENTION! ATTENTION! STOP SUING MY CLIENTS FOR RACKETEERING

It’s really really starting to interfere with my blogging — what, with all the investigations to do and motions to file. Anyway, I can assure you that my clients are totally, completely, and sincerely innocent. And, if you did happen to be inadvertently defrauded by an international conspiracy of multinationals, you probably deserved it. C’mon, now: bygones.

Sorry, I had to vent. Carry on.

(This is an open thread.)

6 thoughts on “ATTENTION! ATTENTION! STOP SUING MY CLIENTS FOR RACKETEERING”

  1. Aw, c’mon! I was gonna have a Sue Von’s Clients night! We were gonna have pizza, drink a few beers, file a few injunctions… you know, good ol’ fashioned fun!

  2. Hi, Jack!
    Some interesting election maps…
    Michelle “hurray for the concentration camps” Malkin has her Red America map, the NY Times has the electoral cartogram map (sell your soul and register, then click on “Electoral Votes”), some dude in a white tower in Princeton found it in his heart to provide us with the quite elegant purple map, and best of all, via the Poor Man and every other blog worth its subscription fee, the map of the future.
    I’d vote for the last one.
    (most links stolen from Crooked Timber)

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