Indictment For A Belated New Year’s Wishes

I review the bad habits spread before me:

The wine, the cheese, the bourbon and gin;

The drinking-too-much-on-the-odd-school-night;

The chips and crackers (the better to have cheese with);

The smokes that diminish, one-by-one — but now only only every other month;

The hours wasted on blog posts, and comments, and arguments that never will be resolved; and,

The work that never seems to end and yet I can’t say no to it, and it comes more more more like I’m a hungry sparrow-chick.

All you damn bad habits.

Yes, I think I’ll keep you all.

Happy New Year!

7 thoughts on “Indictment For A Belated New Year’s Wishes”

  1. Or to quote that old louche supporter of the Greek insurgency:
    Oh Pleasure! you’re indeed a pleasant thing,
    Although one must be damn’d for you, no doubt:
    I make a resolution every spring
    Of reformation, ere the year run out,
    But somehow, this my vestal vow takes wing,
    Yet still, I trust, it may be kept throughout:
    I’m very sorry, very much ashamed,
    And mean, next winter, to be quite reclaim’d.

  2. “John woke on Jan. 1st and felt queer.
    He said ‘Crackers I’ll swear off this year;
    For the lobster and wine
    And the brandy were fine,
    And it certainly wasn’t the beer!'”
    (19th century limerick, recalled from mid-20th century memory)

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