Some thoughts on anthem protesting

by liberal japonicus
Of course, right after Russell posts, I get an article that pushes me to post. Never fails.

Eight players from the Ole Miss men’s basketball team knelt during the national anthem before Saturday’s home game against Georgia in response to a Confederacy rally near the arena.

We’ve never had a discussion about the whole kneeling during the anthem thing, partly because sports isn’t really a big thing here, in part because (I hope) the commentariat recognizes that it is a symbolic discussion that resists attempts at rational discussion. But the article above has me think of some of the functional reasons why this would start within football, and why it would happen at a basketball game at Ole Miss, as well as analyze some of my misconceptions. More after the break.

In football, the propagandization of the anthem is much greater than any other pro sport. NFL players didn’t stand for the anthem (they weren’t even on the field before 2009) and the NFL has attached itself to US in a way that other sports haven’t

“It’s the position they’ve put themselves in,” said Oregon State professor Michael Oriard, a former NFL lineman and author of several books on the league’s place in society. “They’re not content to be entertainment — Disney/Pixar doesn’t profess to be saving the world. Even with ‘Coco,’ they’re going to play up the multicultural sensitivities, but they implicitly acknowledge they’re in business to make money. The NFL claims to be in the business to be a beacon of Americanness or something. They brought that on themselves. It backfires on them.”

While baseball could (and sometime does) make a claim to being more ‘American’, that has been diluted by a lot of things like influx of Latino players, followed by the Japanese invasion, something which comes together in the person of Ichiro Suzuki There was a great WSJ article about Ichiro and Spanish that is now unfortunately behind a paywall. Whether this makes it more or less American is something that I leave to the commentariat.

Basketball is also a sport that is much more the province of African-American culture, which is why you could have Marvin Gaye singing the National Anthem as a mashup in 1983 and a sport that has globalized perhaps more significantly than baseball.

Another point that came to me after reading about the Ole Miss protest is how the structure of the sports may support or dissuade people from protesting. That football is wrapped up in a lot language linked to war an observation that appears often in linguistics. In addition, the salary structure and composition of a pro or even a college football team lends itself to this type of protest. From the article:

Minutes before the game, both teams formed lines for the anthem. As “The Star-Spangled Banner” began, six Rebels players — who appeared to be KJ Buffen, D.C. Davis, Brian Halums, Luis Rodriguez, Devontae Shuler and Bruce Stevens — knelt one by one. Two more players — appearing to be Breein Tyree and Franco Miller Jr. — also took a knee as the song entered its final line.

The game was being played while two pro-Confederacy groups organized a march onto the campus in Oxford, Mississippi.

The majority of it was just that we saw one of our teammates doing it and didn’t want him to be alone,” Ole Miss scoring leader Tyree said after his team’s 72-71 win. “We’re just tired of these hate groups coming to our school and portraying our campus like we have these hate groups in our actual school.”

This situation is going to occur more often in a football team, with its greater numbers of players and skill divisions. I wonder if anyone has a breakdown of kneelers by position. On the other hand, a basketball team is like one of those typical squads in a WWII movie. Rather than playing to an audience, the interpersonal bonding probably limits/prevents this kind of protest. From the article about the NBA linked above:

When guys like Mitch Richmond, Chris Mullin, and certainly a guy like Magic, are all in the forefront—recognizing that these guys can help your team win, putting arms around them, making them feel part of things—that’s where sports really cut through all this political, racial, religious dogma. It brings people closer together.

The last thing I would note would be the surprise that I had that this would take place at Ole Miss, a place where James Meredith‘s entrance required the National Guard as a way of allowing Governor Ross Barnett to save face.

Ole Miss, officially, The University of Mississippi (in the US, ‘university of’ was generally the liberal arts school while ‘xxx state university’ is the agricultural/engineering school, with a ‘normal university’ being a university for teachers being the third type, a distinction that is primarily historical) is in the town of Oxford, renamed in the hope that state officials would locate the university. As one can imagine, there are all kinds of class things going on. It’s is the alma mater of Michael Oher, the subject of the book and the movie Blind Side as well as the fictional alma mater of Leonard ‘Bones’ McCoy. As one might expect from a university located in the heart of Mississippi cotton plantations, it shows that history and this article shows the state of affairs in the late 90’s, which corresponded to my view in the early 90’s.

But looking up stuff now, even though racism is still a problem that is never going to completely disappear, this Atlantic article compares Ole Miss favorably to the attempts in Oxford and this article, by the first African-American female student body president.

I’ve got no idea what was going thru the mind of the first player who kneeled to start it off was, but I do know that it must have been complicated. It always is.

280 thoughts on “Some thoughts on anthem protesting”

  1. If you want to talk about the NFL, the anthem, and “American”-ness, don’t leave out the $$$$$ paid to the NFL (and other sports leagues) by the military as an advertisement and recruiting tool. Patriotism bought and sold. That has gone a long way toward the twisted notion that the national anthem is about the military more than it’s about the nation itself.
    Bah.
    And good for the Old Miss basketball team.

  2. If you want to talk about the NFL, the anthem, and “American”-ness, don’t leave out the $$$$$ paid to the NFL (and other sports leagues) by the military as an advertisement and recruiting tool. Patriotism bought and sold. That has gone a long way toward the twisted notion that the national anthem is about the military more than it’s about the nation itself.
    Bah.
    And good for the Old Miss basketball team.

  3. It appears that a string of dollar signs (maybe only if attached to a link?) will get a comment sent to the spam filter. Who knew? (Maybe everyone but me.)

  4. It appears that a string of dollar signs (maybe only if attached to a link?) will get a comment sent to the spam filter. Who knew? (Maybe everyone but me.)

  5. While baseball could (and sometime does) make a claim to being more ‘American’, that has been diluted by a lot of things like influx of Latino players, followed by the Japanese invasion, something which comes together in the person of Ichiro Suzuki.
    In contrast, I would say that the presence of a great variety of players makes baseball more American. As in, more accurately reflecting both the variety of folks making up our society and the number of immigrants who come here and excel.

  6. While baseball could (and sometime does) make a claim to being more ‘American’, that has been diluted by a lot of things like influx of Latino players, followed by the Japanese invasion, something which comes together in the person of Ichiro Suzuki.
    In contrast, I would say that the presence of a great variety of players makes baseball more American. As in, more accurately reflecting both the variety of folks making up our society and the number of immigrants who come here and excel.

  7. I was trying to find it, but I can’t, but I believe there is a roster limitation on the number of foreign players on the roster for MLB. I don’t say this to take issue with baseball being American, but if I am remembering correctly, it is rather ironic.
    Here are the MLB numbers
    https://www.mlb.com/news/opening-day-rosters-feature-254-players-born-outside-the-us/c-270131918
    Not related but interesting. the Korean basketball league has a height restriction on foreigners
    https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2018/apr/06/too-tall-for-basketball-american-player-exceeds-korean-league-height-limit

  8. I was trying to find it, but I can’t, but I believe there is a roster limitation on the number of foreign players on the roster for MLB. I don’t say this to take issue with baseball being American, but if I am remembering correctly, it is rather ironic.
    Here are the MLB numbers
    https://www.mlb.com/news/opening-day-rosters-feature-254-players-born-outside-the-us/c-270131918
    Not related but interesting. the Korean basketball league has a height restriction on foreigners
    https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2018/apr/06/too-tall-for-basketball-american-player-exceeds-korean-league-height-limit

  9. I dunno lj, you’d think if there was some foreign player roster limitation it would be mentioned in one of the gazillion articles online about foreign-born players, like this one or this one.
    I’m far from an expert, but I’m going to be really surprised if that turns out to be true.
    And now that I’m thinking about it, a friend of a friend of mine who’s a lawyer and one of the world’s premier baseball fans is (or at least was) also a player agent. I’ll ask him (it would be quicker if I had his email address, but I don’t).

  10. I dunno lj, you’d think if there was some foreign player roster limitation it would be mentioned in one of the gazillion articles online about foreign-born players, like this one or this one.
    I’m far from an expert, but I’m going to be really surprised if that turns out to be true.
    And now that I’m thinking about it, a friend of a friend of mine who’s a lawyer and one of the world’s premier baseball fans is (or at least was) also a player agent. I’ll ask him (it would be quicker if I had his email address, but I don’t).

  11. lj, it is probably worth noting that, while the percentage of foreign born major league baseball players is high, the percentage in the minor leagues is low. Mostly because players there are restricted to H-2B visas (vs. the P type visas that major leaguers use) — and the number of H-2B visas is severely limited. As a result, “hundreds” of foreign born players are not in the minors simply because they are unable to get here.
    Fun fact: while the number of foreign born major leaguers has skyrocketed in the past few decades, this has not resulted in lower salaries. Rather, average salaries have quadrupled. Hmmmm.

  12. lj, it is probably worth noting that, while the percentage of foreign born major league baseball players is high, the percentage in the minor leagues is low. Mostly because players there are restricted to H-2B visas (vs. the P type visas that major leaguers use) — and the number of H-2B visas is severely limited. As a result, “hundreds” of foreign born players are not in the minors simply because they are unable to get here.
    Fun fact: while the number of foreign born major leaguers has skyrocketed in the past few decades, this has not resulted in lower salaries. Rather, average salaries have quadrupled. Hmmmm.

  13. “Normal university” is an interesting misnomer. In Continental-style education, a “normal school” is a teacher-training institution. “Normal” means “norm-setting”, not “typical”.
    Thus, a “normal university” should be a university-teacher-training institution.
    BTW, I have attended a “normal school”. In Finland, they are primary or secondary schools attached to a faculty of education of some university, and the students minoring in education do their practical training there. They are curious places: three categories of people: teachers, teacher students (called auscultants) and the pupils. The auscultants mostly “auscult”, i.e. sit at the back of the class listening to ordinary lessons given by teachers or fellow auscultants. After each lesson, there is a critique session where the pedagogical choices, student-teacher interaction and demeanour of the teacher are discussed.
    And naturally, you will hold your own lessons: you first review your lesson plan carefully with your supervising teacher, then hold the lesson, with the teacher and your fellow auscultants listening in the back of the class, and finally, receive the critique of the lesson, first publicly from your peers, then privately from your supervising teacher.
    In my opinion, the normal school experience was much more important for my teacher training than the theoretical courses.

  14. “Normal university” is an interesting misnomer. In Continental-style education, a “normal school” is a teacher-training institution. “Normal” means “norm-setting”, not “typical”.
    Thus, a “normal university” should be a university-teacher-training institution.
    BTW, I have attended a “normal school”. In Finland, they are primary or secondary schools attached to a faculty of education of some university, and the students minoring in education do their practical training there. They are curious places: three categories of people: teachers, teacher students (called auscultants) and the pupils. The auscultants mostly “auscult”, i.e. sit at the back of the class listening to ordinary lessons given by teachers or fellow auscultants. After each lesson, there is a critique session where the pedagogical choices, student-teacher interaction and demeanour of the teacher are discussed.
    And naturally, you will hold your own lessons: you first review your lesson plan carefully with your supervising teacher, then hold the lesson, with the teacher and your fellow auscultants listening in the back of the class, and finally, receive the critique of the lesson, first publicly from your peers, then privately from your supervising teacher.
    In my opinion, the normal school experience was much more important for my teacher training than the theoretical courses.

  15. It seems from the links that MLB limits the amount of money teams can spend on signing foreign-born players rather than a limit on the absolute number of foreign players carried on rosters.
    lj’s first link states that while 254 foreign-born players were on last year’s opening day rosters, 259 were on the previous year’s. The highest percentage of foreign-born players on rosters occurred in 2005.
    I deplore the militarization of sports and agree that the NFL has brought this on themselves.
    Leave it to used-car salesman to use the flag for cheap sales thrills, but can we keep it within tasteful bounds during sporting events, please?
    To paraphrase Rodney Dangerfield, at sporting events sometimes I feel like I went to the May Day parade in Red Square and a football or baseball game broke out.
    And I feel like if the Confederacy, which by any standard (especially the love it or leave it standard that white conservatives constantly wield over the rest of us) was a traitorous, anti-American movement, can march onto campus in 2019, then perhaps halftime during sporting events should feature a re-enactment of Sherman’s March to the Sea or Nat Turner’s rampage to balance out the cheap sentimental historical presentation.
    It makes a liberal see the value of allowing weaponry on campus.
    I’m not keen on any kind of exhibitionist display during sporting events. I can do without end zone ball-spiking and celebrations (though their cleverness sometimes gets me), and if I see one more jackass point at the sky after making a routine play I want to call in the Gibson-Drysdale high cheese.
    Put your head down and play and STFU.
    As an aside, am I the only rock and roll music lover who finds the football half-time displays lame as Hell?
    Give me the Grambling College marching band anytime.
    When I attend an MLB game in person now, there is too much going on besides the actual game, like maybe I can’t go four minutes without having jugglers, microphone jockeys, dumb contests, the fucking Blue Angel flyovers, and scoreboard pyrotechnics, with background fireworks, in my face.
    What’s next, handjobs during the 7th inning stretch?
    Hey, the grass on the field is my lawn. Get off it!
    On the other hand, after reading Ibram Kendi’s “Stamped From The Beginning: The Definitive History of Racist Ideas in America”, in case all of the other reading hasn’t convinced a person, America is lucky kneeling in protest during sporting events is all we get, particularly with the resurgent white victimhood demagogued by the usual suspects theseadays.
    We should have been murdered in our beds after this 235 years of foot-dragging horseshit.
    Why not kneel on Steve King’s and Laura Ingraham’s necks instead?

  16. It seems from the links that MLB limits the amount of money teams can spend on signing foreign-born players rather than a limit on the absolute number of foreign players carried on rosters.
    lj’s first link states that while 254 foreign-born players were on last year’s opening day rosters, 259 were on the previous year’s. The highest percentage of foreign-born players on rosters occurred in 2005.
    I deplore the militarization of sports and agree that the NFL has brought this on themselves.
    Leave it to used-car salesman to use the flag for cheap sales thrills, but can we keep it within tasteful bounds during sporting events, please?
    To paraphrase Rodney Dangerfield, at sporting events sometimes I feel like I went to the May Day parade in Red Square and a football or baseball game broke out.
    And I feel like if the Confederacy, which by any standard (especially the love it or leave it standard that white conservatives constantly wield over the rest of us) was a traitorous, anti-American movement, can march onto campus in 2019, then perhaps halftime during sporting events should feature a re-enactment of Sherman’s March to the Sea or Nat Turner’s rampage to balance out the cheap sentimental historical presentation.
    It makes a liberal see the value of allowing weaponry on campus.
    I’m not keen on any kind of exhibitionist display during sporting events. I can do without end zone ball-spiking and celebrations (though their cleverness sometimes gets me), and if I see one more jackass point at the sky after making a routine play I want to call in the Gibson-Drysdale high cheese.
    Put your head down and play and STFU.
    As an aside, am I the only rock and roll music lover who finds the football half-time displays lame as Hell?
    Give me the Grambling College marching band anytime.
    When I attend an MLB game in person now, there is too much going on besides the actual game, like maybe I can’t go four minutes without having jugglers, microphone jockeys, dumb contests, the fucking Blue Angel flyovers, and scoreboard pyrotechnics, with background fireworks, in my face.
    What’s next, handjobs during the 7th inning stretch?
    Hey, the grass on the field is my lawn. Get off it!
    On the other hand, after reading Ibram Kendi’s “Stamped From The Beginning: The Definitive History of Racist Ideas in America”, in case all of the other reading hasn’t convinced a person, America is lucky kneeling in protest during sporting events is all we get, particularly with the resurgent white victimhood demagogued by the usual suspects theseadays.
    We should have been murdered in our beds after this 235 years of foot-dragging horseshit.
    Why not kneel on Steve King’s and Laura Ingraham’s necks instead?

  17. It’s interesting that language change and pragmatics has made ‘normal college’ a strange collocation in the US (don’t think it ever caught on in the UK). I run into lots of Chinese (mainland and taiwan) presenters from ‘Normal colleges’ and a list is here
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_normal_schools_by_country
    Didn’t realize (or have forgotten) that you were a teacher Lurker, if you’d like to make a guest post about schooling (in Finland, iirc) or anything else, drop a line to the address for the kitty.

  18. It’s interesting that language change and pragmatics has made ‘normal college’ a strange collocation in the US (don’t think it ever caught on in the UK). I run into lots of Chinese (mainland and taiwan) presenters from ‘Normal colleges’ and a list is here
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_normal_schools_by_country
    Didn’t realize (or have forgotten) that you were a teacher Lurker, if you’d like to make a guest post about schooling (in Finland, iirc) or anything else, drop a line to the address for the kitty.

  19. John D. Thullen: You outdo yourself when baseball is the trigger….. 🙂
    *****
    My friend who has the friend who’s an agent is also a big baseball guy, and he wrote back and said, “There is a rule limiting the number of Americans on Japanese teams but I’m pretty sure there’s no such rule in MLB.” (No word from the agent yet.)
    So I looked that up and found this:

    For most of its history, NPB regulations imposed “gaijin waku”, a limit on the number of non-Japanese people per team to two or three — including the manager and/or coaching staff.[25] Even today, a team cannot have more than four foreign players on a 25-man game roster, although there is no limit on the number of foreign players that it may sign. If there are four, they cannot all be pitchers nor all be position players.[25] This limits the cost and competition for expensive players of other nationalities, and is similar to rules in many European sports leagues’ roster limits on non-European players.

    Interesting that even there it’s players on the roster, not players who are signed at any given time.

  20. John D. Thullen: You outdo yourself when baseball is the trigger….. 🙂
    *****
    My friend who has the friend who’s an agent is also a big baseball guy, and he wrote back and said, “There is a rule limiting the number of Americans on Japanese teams but I’m pretty sure there’s no such rule in MLB.” (No word from the agent yet.)
    So I looked that up and found this:

    For most of its history, NPB regulations imposed “gaijin waku”, a limit on the number of non-Japanese people per team to two or three — including the manager and/or coaching staff.[25] Even today, a team cannot have more than four foreign players on a 25-man game roster, although there is no limit on the number of foreign players that it may sign. If there are four, they cannot all be pitchers nor all be position players.[25] This limits the cost and competition for expensive players of other nationalities, and is similar to rules in many European sports leagues’ roster limits on non-European players.

    Interesting that even there it’s players on the roster, not players who are signed at any given time.

  21. This now legendary sporting event:
    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/9763539/Britons-started-WW1-Christmas-football-match-with-ball-kicked-from-trench.html
    That I like.
    You take a break from slaughtering your fellow humans to kick a ball around for a bit accompanied by some peaceful jocularity and holiday good cheer.
    Then the officers in the trenches recall both sides and it’s immediately back to “Kill the bastards!” again.
    Everyone act normal, like maybe we’re not all us looney tune insane.
    Now, during the post 9/11 break in the baseball or football game, wherein a veteran of the Iraq War, that murderous travesty, is trotted out for deserved respect (on an individual, not a national, basis; nationally, we should have a moment of embarrassed, with the emphasis on bare assed, silence) and now I have that colossal waste of human blood and treasure on my conscience and I’m expected to blithely go back to the game and my beer like nothing happened.
    Give me an hour to puke and cry and then resume play. How bout we kneel right there and never get up.
    And THEN, the stranger sitting next to me, his hat placed back on his head after its moment pressed against his savage breast, bellows out “Kill the bastards!”, especially if it’s Tom Brady he wants to kill, and before you know it, it’s third down and inches again.
    It’s just like World War I all over against except that the bad guy, Brady wins, AND then expects reparations as well.
    LennonOno’s “War is Over” slumber party didn’t make much of a dent.
    If they conducted a “Football Is Over” bed-in, the assembled celebrities in the Toronto or Amsterdam hotel rooms would shush everyone in the midst of “Give Concussions A Chance” and say, “Hey, pipe down, the game is on!”

  22. This now legendary sporting event:
    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/9763539/Britons-started-WW1-Christmas-football-match-with-ball-kicked-from-trench.html
    That I like.
    You take a break from slaughtering your fellow humans to kick a ball around for a bit accompanied by some peaceful jocularity and holiday good cheer.
    Then the officers in the trenches recall both sides and it’s immediately back to “Kill the bastards!” again.
    Everyone act normal, like maybe we’re not all us looney tune insane.
    Now, during the post 9/11 break in the baseball or football game, wherein a veteran of the Iraq War, that murderous travesty, is trotted out for deserved respect (on an individual, not a national, basis; nationally, we should have a moment of embarrassed, with the emphasis on bare assed, silence) and now I have that colossal waste of human blood and treasure on my conscience and I’m expected to blithely go back to the game and my beer like nothing happened.
    Give me an hour to puke and cry and then resume play. How bout we kneel right there and never get up.
    And THEN, the stranger sitting next to me, his hat placed back on his head after its moment pressed against his savage breast, bellows out “Kill the bastards!”, especially if it’s Tom Brady he wants to kill, and before you know it, it’s third down and inches again.
    It’s just like World War I all over against except that the bad guy, Brady wins, AND then expects reparations as well.
    LennonOno’s “War is Over” slumber party didn’t make much of a dent.
    If they conducted a “Football Is Over” bed-in, the assembled celebrities in the Toronto or Amsterdam hotel rooms would shush everyone in the midst of “Give Concussions A Chance” and say, “Hey, pipe down, the game is on!”

  23. Lurker: “Normal university” is an interesting misnomer… “Normal” means “norm-setting”, not “typical”.
    I don’t see where lj ever said or implied that normal in this usage meant “typical,” and the rest of us might be presumed to be literate enough to know this usage too. And anyhow, are you trying to tell us that “continental” usage of English words trumps (sorry) British and American usage of English words?
    A word or phrase isn’t a “misnomer” just because usage differs across continents and countries. In the US the term is a misnomer only insofar as it’s a survival of an earlier era (as lj said, “historical”), when the colleges in question had narrower missions than they do now. Wikipedia:

    A normal school is the historical term for an institution created to train high school graduates to be teachers by educating them in the norms of pedagogy and curriculum. Most such schools, where they still exist, are now denominated “teacher-training colleges” or “teachers’ colleges” and may be organized as part of a comprehensive university. Normal schools in the United States and Canada trained teachers for primary schools, while in continental Europe, the equivalent colleges educated teachers for primary, secondary and tertiary schools.[1]

    And while I’m quibbling, this…
    Thus, a “normal university” should be a university-teacher-training institution.
    …doesn’t follow at all.

  24. Lurker: “Normal university” is an interesting misnomer… “Normal” means “norm-setting”, not “typical”.
    I don’t see where lj ever said or implied that normal in this usage meant “typical,” and the rest of us might be presumed to be literate enough to know this usage too. And anyhow, are you trying to tell us that “continental” usage of English words trumps (sorry) British and American usage of English words?
    A word or phrase isn’t a “misnomer” just because usage differs across continents and countries. In the US the term is a misnomer only insofar as it’s a survival of an earlier era (as lj said, “historical”), when the colleges in question had narrower missions than they do now. Wikipedia:

    A normal school is the historical term for an institution created to train high school graduates to be teachers by educating them in the norms of pedagogy and curriculum. Most such schools, where they still exist, are now denominated “teacher-training colleges” or “teachers’ colleges” and may be organized as part of a comprehensive university. Normal schools in the United States and Canada trained teachers for primary schools, while in continental Europe, the equivalent colleges educated teachers for primary, secondary and tertiary schools.[1]

    And while I’m quibbling, this…
    Thus, a “normal university” should be a university-teacher-training institution.
    …doesn’t follow at all.

  25. More interesting stuff, an MA thesis titled
    Major League Baseball’s Latin American
    Connection: Salaries, Scouting, and Globalization
    lots of interesting stuff in there.

  26. More interesting stuff, an MA thesis titled
    Major League Baseball’s Latin American
    Connection: Salaries, Scouting, and Globalization
    lots of interesting stuff in there.

  27. Whether this makes it more or less American is something that I leave to the commentariat.
    Masterful!

  28. Whether this makes it more or less American is something that I leave to the commentariat.
    Masterful!

  29. For those who haven’t read the article, I remember that Ichiro often does a pop-up slide into second base on a double to the gap, and while removing his batting gloves, speaks fluent Spanish to the second basemen or shortstop who might hale from the Dominican Republic or Mexico, and the first time it happens to the fielder they are momentarily speechless because few Americano players are able to do that, though former Mets pitcher Ron Darling could converse with Odysseus in classical Greek if the two of them ever met on the base paths.
    For some reason, since someone or other mentioned John and Yoko up above, I remember having a conversation with my Beatle buddies years ago, and they launched into the obligatory Yoko-bashing, the complaint this time being that she had not lost her Japanese accent when speaking American, to which I pointed out that Lennon himself never lost his Liverpudlian accent either, and for a few moments my friends lost the ability to speak at all, even American, until one said “Good point.”
    But we need interment camps, the Wall, Brexit, and on and on because, God forbid, we might start talking funny.

  30. For those who haven’t read the article, I remember that Ichiro often does a pop-up slide into second base on a double to the gap, and while removing his batting gloves, speaks fluent Spanish to the second basemen or shortstop who might hale from the Dominican Republic or Mexico, and the first time it happens to the fielder they are momentarily speechless because few Americano players are able to do that, though former Mets pitcher Ron Darling could converse with Odysseus in classical Greek if the two of them ever met on the base paths.
    For some reason, since someone or other mentioned John and Yoko up above, I remember having a conversation with my Beatle buddies years ago, and they launched into the obligatory Yoko-bashing, the complaint this time being that she had not lost her Japanese accent when speaking American, to which I pointed out that Lennon himself never lost his Liverpudlian accent either, and for a few moments my friends lost the ability to speak at all, even American, until one said “Good point.”
    But we need interment camps, the Wall, Brexit, and on and on because, God forbid, we might start talking funny.

  31. When I attend an MLB game in person now, there is too much going on besides the actual game, like maybe I can’t go four minutes without having jugglers, microphone jockeys, dumb contests, the fucking Blue Angel flyovers, and scoreboard pyrotechnics, with background fireworks, in my face.
    I think it’s a reflection of a change in our national character. Or maybe psyche. A lot of people these days seem to be unable to simply kick back and chill. They have to have constant stimulation of some kind.** But baseball is structured to have lots of “chill out” time. So there’s a compatibility problem.
    It would probably do the fans a world of good to just leave them hanging. But I suppose the teams (or their marketing people) know their fans, and what it takes to keep them coming back.
    ** Do you suppose we can blame computer games? (Not enough people left who are old enough to embrace blaming TV. But I remember when it was a thing to do so.)

  32. When I attend an MLB game in person now, there is too much going on besides the actual game, like maybe I can’t go four minutes without having jugglers, microphone jockeys, dumb contests, the fucking Blue Angel flyovers, and scoreboard pyrotechnics, with background fireworks, in my face.
    I think it’s a reflection of a change in our national character. Or maybe psyche. A lot of people these days seem to be unable to simply kick back and chill. They have to have constant stimulation of some kind.** But baseball is structured to have lots of “chill out” time. So there’s a compatibility problem.
    It would probably do the fans a world of good to just leave them hanging. But I suppose the teams (or their marketing people) know their fans, and what it takes to keep them coming back.
    ** Do you suppose we can blame computer games? (Not enough people left who are old enough to embrace blaming TV. But I remember when it was a thing to do so.)

  33. Actually, as I think about it, smart phones may be the solution. Those incapable of just sitting still can play with their phones. No need to clog up the public space.

  34. Actually, as I think about it, smart phones may be the solution. Those incapable of just sitting still can play with their phones. No need to clog up the public space.

  35. i go to a lot of concerts, and there are always people around me ignoring the show because they’d rather be poking at their phones. it would be fine, except screens are bright enough to be distracting in a dark room.
    i always wonder “why did you spend the $30 to get in if you’re just going to fuck around on instagram the whole time? you coulda done that for free at home! cheaper beer, too!”

  36. i go to a lot of concerts, and there are always people around me ignoring the show because they’d rather be poking at their phones. it would be fine, except screens are bright enough to be distracting in a dark room.
    i always wonder “why did you spend the $30 to get in if you’re just going to fuck around on instagram the whole time? you coulda done that for free at home! cheaper beer, too!”

  37. I sing karaoke. I look up and everyone is on their cellphone. Maybe for good reason, hah!
    But sometimes I nail it.
    But I attend live acoustic sets in the same joint and I look down the bar and everyone is on their phone.
    Sometimes I wish the guitar guy or girl would just get THEIR phone out and sit in front of the mic until someone notices.
    Me, I bring a book just in case.
    I suppose it’s better that playing inside a cage to deflect thrown beer bottles and the odd cabbage.

  38. I sing karaoke. I look up and everyone is on their cellphone. Maybe for good reason, hah!
    But sometimes I nail it.
    But I attend live acoustic sets in the same joint and I look down the bar and everyone is on their phone.
    Sometimes I wish the guitar guy or girl would just get THEIR phone out and sit in front of the mic until someone notices.
    Me, I bring a book just in case.
    I suppose it’s better that playing inside a cage to deflect thrown beer bottles and the odd cabbage.

  39. I’m not sure a regional accent (we’ve all got one) is the same sort of thing as a foreign accent, however charming. But John Lennon’s accent was gentle on the ear. If you want a full-on Liverpool accent, try listening to clips of Jamie Carragher, a retired footballer, now a popular television analyst. He’s learnt to speak less quickly, but he’s done nothing to soften his accent – note the fricative ‘k’s.

  40. I’m not sure a regional accent (we’ve all got one) is the same sort of thing as a foreign accent, however charming. But John Lennon’s accent was gentle on the ear. If you want a full-on Liverpool accent, try listening to clips of Jamie Carragher, a retired footballer, now a popular television analyst. He’s learnt to speak less quickly, but he’s done nothing to soften his accent – note the fricative ‘k’s.

  41. …a regional accent (we’ve all got one)…
    Many years ago there was an oval whose long axis ran from a bit east of Des Moines, IA to a bit west of Lincoln, NE where the regional accent was defined to be “neutral American”. It was what they taught the national TV news anchors and many actors (after the studios decided to go for neutral rather than the contrived Mid-Atlantic accent). I lived inside that oval from about age 3 up through my undergraduate years. For a surprisingly long time I thought regional accents were something people used only when playing a role.

  42. …a regional accent (we’ve all got one)…
    Many years ago there was an oval whose long axis ran from a bit east of Des Moines, IA to a bit west of Lincoln, NE where the regional accent was defined to be “neutral American”. It was what they taught the national TV news anchors and many actors (after the studios decided to go for neutral rather than the contrived Mid-Atlantic accent). I lived inside that oval from about age 3 up through my undergraduate years. For a surprisingly long time I thought regional accents were something people used only when playing a role.

  43. Well, of course this had got to be obvious to all, in the context of the Lennon thing, I could have used “British accent” as well.
    Sean Lennon, first generation American-born of immigrants from two different foreign lands, speaks without a noticeable accent, though probably a linguist might pick up hints on Manhattan.
    Point being, that the two people kvetching about Yoko had immigrant grandparents or great-grandparents Germany, as I did, and Sweden respectively, and I’m sure those good people spoke English with accents as well, but THEIR children did not.
    The larger point following is this is as it is among nearly all children of first generation immigrants but ya know, to many Americans, the complaint is that immigrant don’t, or refuse to learn English, but moreover if its an Asian or Latin accent, THAT’s grounds for ridicule, but the European derivations, not so much.
    I grew up in Pittsburgh, home of the strangest regional accent, IMHO, though I was eight years old when I moved there so it was a little late to be imprinted with it.
    I love it when a local Pittsburgher, tongue clotted with the localese, complains gratingly on rare occasions when the Other talks funny.

  44. Well, of course this had got to be obvious to all, in the context of the Lennon thing, I could have used “British accent” as well.
    Sean Lennon, first generation American-born of immigrants from two different foreign lands, speaks without a noticeable accent, though probably a linguist might pick up hints on Manhattan.
    Point being, that the two people kvetching about Yoko had immigrant grandparents or great-grandparents Germany, as I did, and Sweden respectively, and I’m sure those good people spoke English with accents as well, but THEIR children did not.
    The larger point following is this is as it is among nearly all children of first generation immigrants but ya know, to many Americans, the complaint is that immigrant don’t, or refuse to learn English, but moreover if its an Asian or Latin accent, THAT’s grounds for ridicule, but the European derivations, not so much.
    I grew up in Pittsburgh, home of the strangest regional accent, IMHO, though I was eight years old when I moved there so it was a little late to be imprinted with it.
    I love it when a local Pittsburgher, tongue clotted with the localese, complains gratingly on rare occasions when the Other talks funny.

  45. Many years ago there was an oval whose long axis ran from a bit east of Des Moines, IA to a bit west of Lincoln, NE where the regional accent was defined to be “neutral American”.
    Yet when I was in college, “General American” was held to be what one heard on the West Coast. (My linguistics professor claimed he could tell listening where people were from; for New York City, within a few blocks. But for the West Coast, the best he could do was “give them a long Indian name” — if they could pronounce it: Washington or Oregon, if not: California.) I suspect part of the blame for it being the default lies with Hollywood. Movies got made with people mostly speaking the way they did off-camera.

  46. Many years ago there was an oval whose long axis ran from a bit east of Des Moines, IA to a bit west of Lincoln, NE where the regional accent was defined to be “neutral American”.
    Yet when I was in college, “General American” was held to be what one heard on the West Coast. (My linguistics professor claimed he could tell listening where people were from; for New York City, within a few blocks. But for the West Coast, the best he could do was “give them a long Indian name” — if they could pronounce it: Washington or Oregon, if not: California.) I suspect part of the blame for it being the default lies with Hollywood. Movies got made with people mostly speaking the way they did off-camera.

  47. Yet when I was in college, “General American” was held to be what one heard on the West Coast.
    The Wikipedia article on General American lists three areas where it’s the regional accent: western New England, a now-shrinking part of the northern Midlands (where I got it), and the West generally.
    I like the quote about why the media adopted it: “In television you are not supposed to sound like you’re from anywhere.”

  48. Yet when I was in college, “General American” was held to be what one heard on the West Coast.
    The Wikipedia article on General American lists three areas where it’s the regional accent: western New England, a now-shrinking part of the northern Midlands (where I got it), and the West generally.
    I like the quote about why the media adopted it: “In television you are not supposed to sound like you’re from anywhere.”

  49. What is that?
    Welcome to Side Five.
    Follow along in your books as we learn our first three words in Turkish :
    towel
    bath
    border
    May I see your passport please ?

  50. What is that?
    Welcome to Side Five.
    Follow along in your books as we learn our first three words in Turkish :
    towel
    bath
    border
    May I see your passport please ?

  51. “I love it when a local Pittsburgher, tongue clotted with the localese, complains gratingly on rare occasions when the Other talks funny.”
    I’d love to see a Pittsburgher and a Longilander fight it out. Incomprehensible, but amusing.
    C’mon NFL, set it up!

  52. “I love it when a local Pittsburgher, tongue clotted with the localese, complains gratingly on rare occasions when the Other talks funny.”
    I’d love to see a Pittsburgher and a Longilander fight it out. Incomprehensible, but amusing.
    C’mon NFL, set it up!

  53. I’m enjoying all the regional accent stuff by the way: I don’t expect it happens anymore, but a girlfriend and I were given a free meal in a diner in NYC in the 70s because of our accents….

  54. I’m enjoying all the regional accent stuff by the way: I don’t expect it happens anymore, but a girlfriend and I were given a free meal in a diner in NYC in the 70s because of our accents….

  55. Honest-to-god really-happened accent things…
    When I moved from Nebraska to Texas for graduate school and was a TA for a 50-person calculus section, after my second or third session with the class a couple of the freshmen stopped afterwards to ask if I could speak more slowly because “we don’t listen as fast down here.”
    When I moved from Texas to NJ a couple of years later to work at Bell Labs, I discovered right off that I spoke more slowly than most everyone else, and had to speed up again.

  56. Honest-to-god really-happened accent things…
    When I moved from Nebraska to Texas for graduate school and was a TA for a 50-person calculus section, after my second or third session with the class a couple of the freshmen stopped afterwards to ask if I could speak more slowly because “we don’t listen as fast down here.”
    When I moved from Texas to NJ a couple of years later to work at Bell Labs, I discovered right off that I spoke more slowly than most everyone else, and had to speed up again.

  57. Sportscaster and “Stillers” announcer Myron Cope from Pittsburgh:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk7qTgTvbPw
    I’m a sucker for female British accents. Hayley Mills and Julie Christie and GFTNC and her girlfriend would have free meals forever if I had my way and the cash.
    Here’s something that has always caused me wonder.
    Nearly every British actor playing an American can do a flawless accent-free American speech pattern, but American actors can rarely do the reverse. We sound like Dick Van Dyke in “Mary Poppins”.
    Unless we’re trying to impress an American woman:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tlm_1LIbKOs

  58. Sportscaster and “Stillers” announcer Myron Cope from Pittsburgh:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk7qTgTvbPw
    I’m a sucker for female British accents. Hayley Mills and Julie Christie and GFTNC and her girlfriend would have free meals forever if I had my way and the cash.
    Here’s something that has always caused me wonder.
    Nearly every British actor playing an American can do a flawless accent-free American speech pattern, but American actors can rarely do the reverse. We sound like Dick Van Dyke in “Mary Poppins”.
    Unless we’re trying to impress an American woman:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tlm_1LIbKOs

  59. The worst attempt at an English accent on television ever was by one Greg Bryan in an episode of Castle. He’s supposed to be a Geordie (from Newcastle). No one could possibly have guessed.
    Don Cheadle in Ocean’s Eleven pips Dick Van Dyke for the worst English accent on film.

  60. The worst attempt at an English accent on television ever was by one Greg Bryan in an episode of Castle. He’s supposed to be a Geordie (from Newcastle). No one could possibly have guessed.
    Don Cheadle in Ocean’s Eleven pips Dick Van Dyke for the worst English accent on film.

  61. Nearly every British actor playing an American can do a flawless accent-free American speech pattern, but American actors can rarely do the reverse.
    Nearly, yes. I just the other day picked up on a Brit playing an American in the newer version of Dawn of the Dead. I’d seen it before, but this was the first time I noticed something not quite right in the accent. I still can’t say specifically what it was, but I just knew he had to be English. IMDB confirmed.
    “Stillers”
    “Iggles”

  62. Nearly every British actor playing an American can do a flawless accent-free American speech pattern, but American actors can rarely do the reverse.
    Nearly, yes. I just the other day picked up on a Brit playing an American in the newer version of Dawn of the Dead. I’d seen it before, but this was the first time I noticed something not quite right in the accent. I still can’t say specifically what it was, but I just knew he had to be English. IMDB confirmed.
    “Stillers”
    “Iggles”

  63. i can usually pick out the non-Americans trying to do American accents. there’s usually a vowel or two they just can’t get right.

  64. i can usually pick out the non-Americans trying to do American accents. there’s usually a vowel or two they just can’t get right.

  65. I believe people were astounded to hear that Hugh Laurie wasn’t American when he played House. Anybody who saw him play Bertie Wooster to Stephen Fry’s Jeeves must have been pretty startled (also a put on accent in a way, although he is an old Etonian).

  66. I believe people were astounded to hear that Hugh Laurie wasn’t American when he played House. Anybody who saw him play Bertie Wooster to Stephen Fry’s Jeeves must have been pretty startled (also a put on accent in a way, although he is an old Etonian).

  67. Not a big movie person, but I have to say I’ve never heard anyone do a believable Boston accent. Even aside from the fact that there’s not just one Boston accent…or one Maine accent…
    There’s a Maine trio called Schooner Fare that I’ve loved since I first heard them in a pizza joint in Bar Harbor in 1981, years before I moved to Maine. They’re now a duo, because Tommy died ten years ago, but back in the day, they often did these big long dumb Maine joke/stories between songs, so that I was eventually forced to acknowledge that I loved hearing my favorite songs over and over again, why not the jokes, too?
    In one of their routines, Tommy would imitate six or seven Maine accents. He’d say okay, “this is Oxfuhd County” (I can’t possibly phoneticize how he’d pronounce “County”), and “this is Washington County,” and so on. It was amazing to hear them all in a row like that and to realize that yes, they were all different! And imagine having Tommy’s ear — first to be able to pick up on them, then — even more unimaginable to me, because my ear is pretty good — to be able to imitate them. I miss that guy.

  68. Not a big movie person, but I have to say I’ve never heard anyone do a believable Boston accent. Even aside from the fact that there’s not just one Boston accent…or one Maine accent…
    There’s a Maine trio called Schooner Fare that I’ve loved since I first heard them in a pizza joint in Bar Harbor in 1981, years before I moved to Maine. They’re now a duo, because Tommy died ten years ago, but back in the day, they often did these big long dumb Maine joke/stories between songs, so that I was eventually forced to acknowledge that I loved hearing my favorite songs over and over again, why not the jokes, too?
    In one of their routines, Tommy would imitate six or seven Maine accents. He’d say okay, “this is Oxfuhd County” (I can’t possibly phoneticize how he’d pronounce “County”), and “this is Washington County,” and so on. It was amazing to hear them all in a row like that and to realize that yes, they were all different! And imagine having Tommy’s ear — first to be able to pick up on them, then — even more unimaginable to me, because my ear is pretty good — to be able to imitate them. I miss that guy.

  69. Hugh Laurie is very good. i never heard him slip on House.
    Idris Elba is also really good at an American accent. i watched all five seasons of The Wire twice and had no idea he was British. i could tell something was off about Aidan Gillen (aka Littlefinger on GoT) but i thought he was messing up a Baltimore accent.

  70. Hugh Laurie is very good. i never heard him slip on House.
    Idris Elba is also really good at an American accent. i watched all five seasons of The Wire twice and had no idea he was British. i could tell something was off about Aidan Gillen (aka Littlefinger on GoT) but i thought he was messing up a Baltimore accent.

  71. Is it easier for a Brit to do a strong regional American accent, like that of a blue-collar NYC native or someone from the Deep South, rather than trying to sound like a generic (or neutral) American? Maybe it depends on who you’re trying to fool, someone from the specific place in question or … well… everyone else.
    Toni Collette did about the best Philadelphia accent I’ve ever heard in The Sixth Sense – better than any American actor not from Philadelphia.

  72. Is it easier for a Brit to do a strong regional American accent, like that of a blue-collar NYC native or someone from the Deep South, rather than trying to sound like a generic (or neutral) American? Maybe it depends on who you’re trying to fool, someone from the specific place in question or … well… everyone else.
    Toni Collette did about the best Philadelphia accent I’ve ever heard in The Sixth Sense – better than any American actor not from Philadelphia.

  73. Is it easier for a Brit to do a strong regional American accent, like that of a blue-collar NYC native or someone from the Deep South, rather than trying to sound like a generic (or neutral) American?
    I have no idea which accent(s) would be easier to do, but I suspect it’s easier to find coaches for General American just because of the ongoing demand from Americans looking to lose a regional accent.
    In the days of national media, it seems (to me) surprising that new regional accents — like the Northern Cities Vowel Shift — are still emerging in the US.
    I am stunned by the number of regional dialects that survive in England (just England, not the UK), a country only a third the area of California.

  74. Is it easier for a Brit to do a strong regional American accent, like that of a blue-collar NYC native or someone from the Deep South, rather than trying to sound like a generic (or neutral) American?
    I have no idea which accent(s) would be easier to do, but I suspect it’s easier to find coaches for General American just because of the ongoing demand from Americans looking to lose a regional accent.
    In the days of national media, it seems (to me) surprising that new regional accents — like the Northern Cities Vowel Shift — are still emerging in the US.
    I am stunned by the number of regional dialects that survive in England (just England, not the UK), a country only a third the area of California.

  75. During the winter break between semesters my sophomore year in college, I went up to Hartford from Tallahassee, where my family moved to (coincidentally, from Newington, one of Hartford’s bedroom communities) the summer before I turned 4. One of my college buddies was taking a break from higher education and about to head to Israel and live on a kibbutz, and a couple of us came in from the hinterlands for a send-off visit.
    After a coupled of days kicking around Hartford, the three of us drove up to Lawrence, Mass., where another one of our college crowd lived, and stayed a couple nights at his folks’ house, went in to Boston for a nice meal and check things out, smoke some bad weed at Samuel Adams’ grave, etc.
    The evening we arrived in Lawrence, during small talk with the parents, my friend’s mom asked me, “How are your mox?” I had to ask her to repeat the question, then looked at my friend, mystified, for a translation. The problem was two-fold: accent, and usage. She was asking about my “marks”, my grades in school. I was familiar with that usage from reading books, but it was not a term encountered in conversation in my environs, and her pronunciation turned an uncommon word into something from a different language.

  76. During the winter break between semesters my sophomore year in college, I went up to Hartford from Tallahassee, where my family moved to (coincidentally, from Newington, one of Hartford’s bedroom communities) the summer before I turned 4. One of my college buddies was taking a break from higher education and about to head to Israel and live on a kibbutz, and a couple of us came in from the hinterlands for a send-off visit.
    After a coupled of days kicking around Hartford, the three of us drove up to Lawrence, Mass., where another one of our college crowd lived, and stayed a couple nights at his folks’ house, went in to Boston for a nice meal and check things out, smoke some bad weed at Samuel Adams’ grave, etc.
    The evening we arrived in Lawrence, during small talk with the parents, my friend’s mom asked me, “How are your mox?” I had to ask her to repeat the question, then looked at my friend, mystified, for a translation. The problem was two-fold: accent, and usage. She was asking about my “marks”, my grades in school. I was familiar with that usage from reading books, but it was not a term encountered in conversation in my environs, and her pronunciation turned an uncommon word into something from a different language.

  77. Hmm, Tony P, she’s not too bad, but plenty of them aren’t quite right; her Birmingham for example has more than a touch of South African. But she does give a reasonable idea of most of them, although a bit erratic. Interestingly, although she says she speaks RP, there’s something not quite right about it – if I were Henry Higgins I could tell you exactly what!

  78. Hmm, Tony P, she’s not too bad, but plenty of them aren’t quite right; her Birmingham for example has more than a touch of South African. But she does give a reasonable idea of most of them, although a bit erratic. Interestingly, although she says she speaks RP, there’s something not quite right about it – if I were Henry Higgins I could tell you exactly what!

  79. Agreed there’s something not quite right with the RP, I think that it wanders about a bit. But an impressive tour all the same.

  80. Agreed there’s something not quite right with the RP, I think that it wanders about a bit. But an impressive tour all the same.

  81. western New England
    ?!?!?!?!?
    Scratching my head over that one.
    My wife and her family are convinced that folks from northeast Ohio have no accent whatsoever. Which always cracks me up.
    Agreed on Idris Elba and Hugh Laurie.
    Besides diction, the big giveaway for actors trying to pass as American or Brits is the writing. US and UK vernaculars are really different, it’s hard for non-natives to get the nuances right.

  82. western New England
    ?!?!?!?!?
    Scratching my head over that one.
    My wife and her family are convinced that folks from northeast Ohio have no accent whatsoever. Which always cracks me up.
    Agreed on Idris Elba and Hugh Laurie.
    Besides diction, the big giveaway for actors trying to pass as American or Brits is the writing. US and UK vernaculars are really different, it’s hard for non-natives to get the nuances right.

  83. The mox story reminds me of the time I was pumping gas (other people’s gas, as a job) and this girl from somewhere down south asked “Y’all got a pap machine?” I was at a total loss. Did she think I was a gynocologist?
    Same deal as mox. People around here call sweetened carbonated drinks soda, not pop, but I would have understood were it not for the pronunciation.

  84. The mox story reminds me of the time I was pumping gas (other people’s gas, as a job) and this girl from somewhere down south asked “Y’all got a pap machine?” I was at a total loss. Did she think I was a gynocologist?
    Same deal as mox. People around here call sweetened carbonated drinks soda, not pop, but I would have understood were it not for the pronunciation.

  85. I love Nicola Walker, and saw her in a Broadway production of “A View from the Bridge” by Arthur Miller. It was a worthwhile evening, for sure, but the Brits did not have the American accent down at all, much less Brooklyn, or whatever it was supposed to have been. It was overlookable, but on its own very funny. So, yeah, people who can get accents right are either gifted, or have worked at it harder than these actors did.
    I loved The Americans, and thought that the leads did American accents (and demeanor) extremely well.

  86. I love Nicola Walker, and saw her in a Broadway production of “A View from the Bridge” by Arthur Miller. It was a worthwhile evening, for sure, but the Brits did not have the American accent down at all, much less Brooklyn, or whatever it was supposed to have been. It was overlookable, but on its own very funny. So, yeah, people who can get accents right are either gifted, or have worked at it harder than these actors did.
    I loved The Americans, and thought that the leads did American accents (and demeanor) extremely well.

  87. My wife and her family are convinced that folks from northeast Ohio have no accent whatsoever.
    Of course we don’t. 😉
    *********
    “pap” — Pop vs soda is all well and good, but in moving from northeastern Ohio (where we called it “pop”) to Boston, I had to learn that some people call it (generically) “tonic.” Or “tawnic,” or “t(w)awnic,” or something like that.
    *********
    Dialogue in Brigham’s ice cream store in Harvard Square in the fall of 1968 (Brigham’s is long gone, more’s the pity, although Toscanini’s burnt caramel with hot fudge sauce can make up for the loss of any number of ice cream stores; then again, Toscanini’s is also gone from Harvard Square, you have to schlep on down to Central now):
    Me: “I want a chocolate ice cream cone in a sugar cone.” (I knew at least that much).
    Boy behind the counter: “Withuhwithout?” (No point in trying to explain his accent.)
    Me, after deciphering it: “With or without what?”
    Boy: [Eye roll #1] “Jimmies.”
    Me: “What are jimmies?”
    Boy: [Eye roll #2] Chocolate sprinkles.
    And that’s not to mention the difference between what we Ohioans meant by a “milk shake” and what you’d get if you asked for that in the Boston area.

  88. My wife and her family are convinced that folks from northeast Ohio have no accent whatsoever.
    Of course we don’t. 😉
    *********
    “pap” — Pop vs soda is all well and good, but in moving from northeastern Ohio (where we called it “pop”) to Boston, I had to learn that some people call it (generically) “tonic.” Or “tawnic,” or “t(w)awnic,” or something like that.
    *********
    Dialogue in Brigham’s ice cream store in Harvard Square in the fall of 1968 (Brigham’s is long gone, more’s the pity, although Toscanini’s burnt caramel with hot fudge sauce can make up for the loss of any number of ice cream stores; then again, Toscanini’s is also gone from Harvard Square, you have to schlep on down to Central now):
    Me: “I want a chocolate ice cream cone in a sugar cone.” (I knew at least that much).
    Boy behind the counter: “Withuhwithout?” (No point in trying to explain his accent.)
    Me, after deciphering it: “With or without what?”
    Boy: [Eye roll #1] “Jimmies.”
    Me: “What are jimmies?”
    Boy: [Eye roll #2] Chocolate sprinkles.
    And that’s not to mention the difference between what we Ohioans meant by a “milk shake” and what you’d get if you asked for that in the Boston area.

  89. In the days of national media, it seems (to me) surprising that new regional accents — like the Northern Cities Vowel Shift — are still emerging in the US.
    Would love to hear from lj on this, but I would guess that there’s a tug-of-war between standardization on the one hand and in-group boundary maintenance/setting on the other. Maybe in the end we’ll all be code-switchers between an American RP, spread by the ubiquitous media, and our local lingo.
    Which also reminds me — a friend of mine has a kid who is a big fan of the YouTube personality StampyLongnose, who has a channel where he does Minecraft stuff for kids. It’s a big deal, apparently. StampyLongnose is British, and my friend’s son now uses a lot of British idioms in his speech. But not the accent. So it’s interesting how the vocabulary spreads even when the accent doesn’t.

  90. In the days of national media, it seems (to me) surprising that new regional accents — like the Northern Cities Vowel Shift — are still emerging in the US.
    Would love to hear from lj on this, but I would guess that there’s a tug-of-war between standardization on the one hand and in-group boundary maintenance/setting on the other. Maybe in the end we’ll all be code-switchers between an American RP, spread by the ubiquitous media, and our local lingo.
    Which also reminds me — a friend of mine has a kid who is a big fan of the YouTube personality StampyLongnose, who has a channel where he does Minecraft stuff for kids. It’s a big deal, apparently. StampyLongnose is British, and my friend’s son now uses a lot of British idioms in his speech. But not the accent. So it’s interesting how the vocabulary spreads even when the accent doesn’t.

  91. Addendum on ice cream cones — hidden in the vocabulary side of the story is the fact that in those days, in the Boston area, it was absolutely standard to ask “With or without.” In Ohio we might have sprinkles on an ice cream cone at home, but they were not that common in stores, and certainly not the default.

  92. Addendum on ice cream cones — hidden in the vocabulary side of the story is the fact that in those days, in the Boston area, it was absolutely standard to ask “With or without.” In Ohio we might have sprinkles on an ice cream cone at home, but they were not that common in stores, and certainly not the default.

  93. In my experience in the US, water is not carbonated by default. But I recently discovered that (at least in Belgium) there isn’t a default. And “carbonated” is called “with gas”. Hadn’t encountered that one before.

  94. In my experience in the US, water is not carbonated by default. But I recently discovered that (at least in Belgium) there isn’t a default. And “carbonated” is called “with gas”. Hadn’t encountered that one before.

  95. “With or without” reminds of something the bilingual “moment of silence” in the other thread also reminded me of.
    Diner: I’d like a cup of coffee without cream.
    Waiter: I’m sorry, sir. We have no cream. Can it be without milk?
    FWIW, that Brigham’s in Harvard Square was the last place I remember where I could get a “milkshake” that wasn’t mostly ice cream.
    –TP

  96. “With or without” reminds of something the bilingual “moment of silence” in the other thread also reminded me of.
    Diner: I’d like a cup of coffee without cream.
    Waiter: I’m sorry, sir. We have no cream. Can it be without milk?
    FWIW, that Brigham’s in Harvard Square was the last place I remember where I could get a “milkshake” that wasn’t mostly ice cream.
    –TP

  97. “Can it be without milk” cracked me up.
    The fact that a “milkshake” wasn’t mostly ice cream was exactly my problem. In Ohio, where I grew up, a milk shake is (or at least was, in those days) basically drinkable ice cream. What I called a milk shake, Bostonians called a frappe. I only made that mistake once. Flavored milk was not my idea of a treat.
    Then there was that one trip to Brighton Beach, where I was introduced to egg creams — no egg, and no cream, but yummy. It gave me the idea, as I grew older and less able to eat a lot of ice cream, to sometimes ask for “a chocolate ice cream soda without the ice cream.” This throws people for a loop, but it’s actually quite tasty on a hot summer day.

  98. “Can it be without milk” cracked me up.
    The fact that a “milkshake” wasn’t mostly ice cream was exactly my problem. In Ohio, where I grew up, a milk shake is (or at least was, in those days) basically drinkable ice cream. What I called a milk shake, Bostonians called a frappe. I only made that mistake once. Flavored milk was not my idea of a treat.
    Then there was that one trip to Brighton Beach, where I was introduced to egg creams — no egg, and no cream, but yummy. It gave me the idea, as I grew older and less able to eat a lot of ice cream, to sometimes ask for “a chocolate ice cream soda without the ice cream.” This throws people for a loop, but it’s actually quite tasty on a hot summer day.

  99. JanieM: “Can it be without milk” cracked me up.
    If it did so on the spot, then you obviously have a better sense of humor than the Soviet commissar Ninotchka played by Greta Garbo in the 1932 movie of the same name.
    Funny thing is, it was told in the movie as an already old joke. But it’s a hardy perennial: it seems to me that many angry debates and blood feuds throughout history have boiled down to an argument of the form “without cream, or without milk”. When I finally write my book “My Philosophy, in Jokes” it will be the 2nd or 3rd example at least.
    BTW, never had an egg cream, but it was apparently a favorite of Richard Feynman’s in his youth, so that makes two people I respect recommending it.
    –TP

  100. JanieM: “Can it be without milk” cracked me up.
    If it did so on the spot, then you obviously have a better sense of humor than the Soviet commissar Ninotchka played by Greta Garbo in the 1932 movie of the same name.
    Funny thing is, it was told in the movie as an already old joke. But it’s a hardy perennial: it seems to me that many angry debates and blood feuds throughout history have boiled down to an argument of the form “without cream, or without milk”. When I finally write my book “My Philosophy, in Jokes” it will be the 2nd or 3rd example at least.
    BTW, never had an egg cream, but it was apparently a favorite of Richard Feynman’s in his youth, so that makes two people I respect recommending it.
    –TP

  101. TP – you’re making me blush.
    As to Feynman, I never finished “Genius,” but I think it was in the portion I did get through that I read that Feynman played the drums, and could do a 12 against 13 rhythm. Since I never got beyond 2 against 3, and shakily at that, I was bowled over by the very idea. I wonder what russell has to say about that……

  102. TP – you’re making me blush.
    As to Feynman, I never finished “Genius,” but I think it was in the portion I did get through that I read that Feynman played the drums, and could do a 12 against 13 rhythm. Since I never got beyond 2 against 3, and shakily at that, I was bowled over by the very idea. I wonder what russell has to say about that……

  103. “As late as the early Eighties, more than 60 per cent of the UK population had never lived more than a dozen miles from where they were born: this no longer holds. Another recent development is that we’re all anxious not to appear too posh; even upper-class people speak less correctly than 30 years ago. Weirdly, the middle and working classes used to have broader accents; now there’s a linguistic levelling that’s taking place across the country.”
    Mind your slanguage: Where do words like ‘bling’ and ‘nang’ come from? A new documentary examines how youth culture sticks its tongue out at the Queen’s English (Aug 2005)

  104. “As late as the early Eighties, more than 60 per cent of the UK population had never lived more than a dozen miles from where they were born: this no longer holds. Another recent development is that we’re all anxious not to appear too posh; even upper-class people speak less correctly than 30 years ago. Weirdly, the middle and working classes used to have broader accents; now there’s a linguistic levelling that’s taking place across the country.”
    Mind your slanguage: Where do words like ‘bling’ and ‘nang’ come from? A new documentary examines how youth culture sticks its tongue out at the Queen’s English (Aug 2005)

  105. Diner: I’d like a cup of coffee without cream.
    Waiter: I’m sorry, sir. We have no cream. Can it be without milk?

    Reminds me of some old GDR jokes (I guess similar ones were common all over the Soviet bloc):
    Customer: are there no razor blades available here?
    Store employee: Sorry, no razors are on second floor, this is no bathroom tiles.

  106. Diner: I’d like a cup of coffee without cream.
    Waiter: I’m sorry, sir. We have no cream. Can it be without milk?

    Reminds me of some old GDR jokes (I guess similar ones were common all over the Soviet bloc):
    Customer: are there no razor blades available here?
    Store employee: Sorry, no razors are on second floor, this is no bathroom tiles.

  107. Then there was of course the mythical consumer paradise Kürze. “In Kürze gibt’s…” (‘soon XX will be available’ but it sounds the same as ‘at place XX it is available’ in German). Pun does not fully work in English (‘in Short’ or ‘Fort Cumming’ doesn’t fully cut it).

  108. Then there was of course the mythical consumer paradise Kürze. “In Kürze gibt’s…” (‘soon XX will be available’ but it sounds the same as ‘at place XX it is available’ in German). Pun does not fully work in English (‘in Short’ or ‘Fort Cumming’ doesn’t fully cut it).

  109. I wonder what russell has to say about that.
    Ultimately, x-against-y polyrhythms are math. If you the interest and patience for it, you can work them out.
    The question is, did it make you want to dance.

  110. I wonder what russell has to say about that.
    Ultimately, x-against-y polyrhythms are math. If you the interest and patience for it, you can work them out.
    The question is, did it make you want to dance.

  111. My requests for “porridge” from the US office breakfast bar were met with blank looks until I learnt to ask for “oatmeal”.

  112. My requests for “porridge” from the US office breakfast bar were met with blank looks until I learnt to ask for “oatmeal”.

  113. Accent and Feynman: saw Feynman in a production of The Madwoman of Chaillot. He played the part of ‘The Sewerman’.
    With a voice that echoed Art Carney, for those old enough to remember.

  114. Accent and Feynman: saw Feynman in a production of The Madwoman of Chaillot. He played the part of ‘The Sewerman’.
    With a voice that echoed Art Carney, for those old enough to remember.

  115. “People around here call sweetened carbonated drinks soda, not pop, but I would have understood were it not for the pronunciation.”
    A real old-fashioned (or maybe just old) Southerner would call it neither soda nor pop. It’s called coke, and it doesn’t matter if you’re really talking about Dr. Pepper or Sprite or Mountain Dew. It’s coke.

  116. “People around here call sweetened carbonated drinks soda, not pop, but I would have understood were it not for the pronunciation.”
    A real old-fashioned (or maybe just old) Southerner would call it neither soda nor pop. It’s called coke, and it doesn’t matter if you’re really talking about Dr. Pepper or Sprite or Mountain Dew. It’s coke.

  117. Not so much now, of course.
    Well, Tony Blair himself is still the kiss of death (unfortunately, in my view – whatever his considerable sins on e.g. the Iraq war, his leadership of Labour, compared to Corbyn, can now be looked at as a golden age), but estuary English has continued its onward march. Much was made of Princess Diana’s estuary accent, but among the English upper middle and upper classes the accent has changed dramatically even since her day. For proof, listen to even the Queen’s accent now, compared to in the 50s. From personal experience, I can testify that when I first landed in an English boarding school in the 60s, in the first year (it was phased out thereafter I think) we all had to take an oral test which consisted of various sentences. The one I particularly remember was “The cat sat on the mat.”, and unless you pronounced it “The cet set on the met.” you were marked for remedial elocution classes. Luckily, observing what was happening to the first few girls, I adjusted my pronunciation to give them what they wanted, and avoided it. Clearly, in those days, they still wanted us all to sound like Celia Johnson in Brief Encounter.

  118. Not so much now, of course.
    Well, Tony Blair himself is still the kiss of death (unfortunately, in my view – whatever his considerable sins on e.g. the Iraq war, his leadership of Labour, compared to Corbyn, can now be looked at as a golden age), but estuary English has continued its onward march. Much was made of Princess Diana’s estuary accent, but among the English upper middle and upper classes the accent has changed dramatically even since her day. For proof, listen to even the Queen’s accent now, compared to in the 50s. From personal experience, I can testify that when I first landed in an English boarding school in the 60s, in the first year (it was phased out thereafter I think) we all had to take an oral test which consisted of various sentences. The one I particularly remember was “The cat sat on the mat.”, and unless you pronounced it “The cet set on the met.” you were marked for remedial elocution classes. Luckily, observing what was happening to the first few girls, I adjusted my pronunciation to give them what they wanted, and avoided it. Clearly, in those days, they still wanted us all to sound like Celia Johnson in Brief Encounter.

  119. It’s called coke, and it doesn’t matter if you’re really talking about Dr. Pepper or Sprite or Mountain Dew. It’s coke.
    Wife’s cousins from Ohio visiting Philadelphia: “Why would someone hang tennis shoes from the wires?”
    Me: “Those sneakers are for basketball, not tennis.” (Admittedly, not much of an answer to the actual question.)

  120. It’s called coke, and it doesn’t matter if you’re really talking about Dr. Pepper or Sprite or Mountain Dew. It’s coke.
    Wife’s cousins from Ohio visiting Philadelphia: “Why would someone hang tennis shoes from the wires?”
    Me: “Those sneakers are for basketball, not tennis.” (Admittedly, not much of an answer to the actual question.)

  121. It’s coke.
    Correct. If you actually want a Coke, you ask for “Co Cola”.
    Regionalisms: my wife and her family refer to the bit of lawn between the sidewalk and the curb as the “devil strip”. Apparently that term is only used in an area roughly from Cleveland to Akron.
    “The cet set on the met.”
    Now Claire Foy in “The Queen” makes much more sense

  122. It’s coke.
    Correct. If you actually want a Coke, you ask for “Co Cola”.
    Regionalisms: my wife and her family refer to the bit of lawn between the sidewalk and the curb as the “devil strip”. Apparently that term is only used in an area roughly from Cleveland to Akron.
    “The cet set on the met.”
    Now Claire Foy in “The Queen” makes much more sense

  123. It’s called coke, and it doesn’t matter if you’re really talking about Dr. Pepper or Sprite or Mountain Dew. It’s coke.
    Indeed, it doesn’t even matter if it’s Pepsi, it’s still coke. No doubt to the intense irritation of the marketing departments of both Coca-Cola and Pepsi.

  124. It’s called coke, and it doesn’t matter if you’re really talking about Dr. Pepper or Sprite or Mountain Dew. It’s coke.
    Indeed, it doesn’t even matter if it’s Pepsi, it’s still coke. No doubt to the intense irritation of the marketing departments of both Coca-Cola and Pepsi.

  125. Tony Blair himself is still the kiss of death (unfortunately, in my view – whatever his considerable sins on e.g. the Iraq war, his leadership of Labour, compared to Corbyn, can now be looked at as a golden age)
    Somehow I am instantly put in mind of Bush II, as a result of Trump. Although I beg leave to doubt that Corbyn, for all his shortcomings (and there are lots of them), would do as much damage as Trump is accomplishing. Not to the world. Not to his country.

  126. Tony Blair himself is still the kiss of death (unfortunately, in my view – whatever his considerable sins on e.g. the Iraq war, his leadership of Labour, compared to Corbyn, can now be looked at as a golden age)
    Somehow I am instantly put in mind of Bush II, as a result of Trump. Although I beg leave to doubt that Corbyn, for all his shortcomings (and there are lots of them), would do as much damage as Trump is accomplishing. Not to the world. Not to his country.

  127. wj: mainly seconded. Except that if Brexit proceeds in the worst way (which is still more than possible), Corbyn and the Tories between them will have done incalculable damage to their country.

  128. wj: mainly seconded. Except that if Brexit proceeds in the worst way (which is still more than possible), Corbyn and the Tories between them will have done incalculable damage to their country.

  129. john (not mccain)’s mention of coke as a generic term reminds me of another drink associated with the South: “sweet tea.”
    I somehow got well into my sixties without hearing that phrase, though apparently it isn’t new. As someone who likes lots of sugar in my (hot) (usually oolong) tea, to call tea “sweet” is redundant. I don’t drink iced tea, so I don’t know: is iced tea unsweetened by default? Does it depend on the part of the country/world you’re in, or what?
    *****
    “devil strip”
    I grew up an hour from Cleveland and had close family near Akron for 25 years, and I never heard the term “devil’s strip” until there was a discussion about it at Balloon-Juice a while back.
    In Ashtabula County, at least, we called it a “tree lawn.” The BJ discussion led me to go googling, and I found (what a surprise!) that not everyone agrees on the origin or geographic range of the phrase “devil’s strip.”

  130. john (not mccain)’s mention of coke as a generic term reminds me of another drink associated with the South: “sweet tea.”
    I somehow got well into my sixties without hearing that phrase, though apparently it isn’t new. As someone who likes lots of sugar in my (hot) (usually oolong) tea, to call tea “sweet” is redundant. I don’t drink iced tea, so I don’t know: is iced tea unsweetened by default? Does it depend on the part of the country/world you’re in, or what?
    *****
    “devil strip”
    I grew up an hour from Cleveland and had close family near Akron for 25 years, and I never heard the term “devil’s strip” until there was a discussion about it at Balloon-Juice a while back.
    In Ashtabula County, at least, we called it a “tree lawn.” The BJ discussion led me to go googling, and I found (what a surprise!) that not everyone agrees on the origin or geographic range of the phrase “devil’s strip.”

  131. is iced tea unsweetened by default? Does it depend on the part of the country/world you’re in, or what?
    definitely depends.
    in the south, it’s sweet unless you’re lucky enough to find a place that has unsweetened. i usually do half / half, because pure sweet tea can be very sweet. but i never encountered sweet tea in NY or PA.

  132. is iced tea unsweetened by default? Does it depend on the part of the country/world you’re in, or what?
    definitely depends.
    in the south, it’s sweet unless you’re lucky enough to find a place that has unsweetened. i usually do half / half, because pure sweet tea can be very sweet. but i never encountered sweet tea in NY or PA.

  133. Innumerable regional (or, to complicate matters, class) differences here:
    “pop” v “fizzy drink” (never soda)
    “toilet” or “khazi” or “bog” v “loo” or (somewhat archaic now) “lav” or “lavatory”)
    for anybody interested, the NYT has been running an interactive quiz for the last couple of days to determine what part of the UK you’re from depending on what terms you use for all sorts of things.
    I just had to look up the recipe for egg creams. Fascinating.
    Tea: the English believe that Americans cannot make a decent cup of tea (“a brew”) almost under any circumstances (not me – I find English-style tea sickening and can only drink what we call China tea – very, very weak and fragrant).

  134. Innumerable regional (or, to complicate matters, class) differences here:
    “pop” v “fizzy drink” (never soda)
    “toilet” or “khazi” or “bog” v “loo” or (somewhat archaic now) “lav” or “lavatory”)
    for anybody interested, the NYT has been running an interactive quiz for the last couple of days to determine what part of the UK you’re from depending on what terms you use for all sorts of things.
    I just had to look up the recipe for egg creams. Fascinating.
    Tea: the English believe that Americans cannot make a decent cup of tea (“a brew”) almost under any circumstances (not me – I find English-style tea sickening and can only drink what we call China tea – very, very weak and fragrant).

  135. Not too long ago I stopped for lunch at a place and was informed that they didn’t have plain iced tea, only pre-sweetened or mixed with fruit juice of some sort. Suddenly my father spoke through my mouth, “What? You don’t have any customers who like iced tea?”

  136. Not too long ago I stopped for lunch at a place and was informed that they didn’t have plain iced tea, only pre-sweetened or mixed with fruit juice of some sort. Suddenly my father spoke through my mouth, “What? You don’t have any customers who like iced tea?”

  137. for anybody interested, the NYT has been running an interactive quiz for the last couple of days to determine what part of the UK you’re from depending on what terms you use for all sorts of things.
    They’ve run a similar one, and maybe it’s still available, for the US. I recall getting Philadelphia/Paterson/Yonkers. I was a little surprised about those last two. Perhaps my college days in northern NJ had some kind of influence.
    Here’s a map depicting how people pronounce “caramel” across the US that looks like the ones I saw on the NYT.
    https://i.stack.imgur.com/eO0oe.png
    I live in the very small area within an hour’s drive of the Atlantic where people use the 2-syllable pronunciation. The rest of the immediate coast uses 3 syllables. A friend from North Jersey who moved to South Jersey had no idea at first what people were saying when they mentioned CAR-muhl. That was after moving a whole 100 or so miles from where she grew up.

  138. for anybody interested, the NYT has been running an interactive quiz for the last couple of days to determine what part of the UK you’re from depending on what terms you use for all sorts of things.
    They’ve run a similar one, and maybe it’s still available, for the US. I recall getting Philadelphia/Paterson/Yonkers. I was a little surprised about those last two. Perhaps my college days in northern NJ had some kind of influence.
    Here’s a map depicting how people pronounce “caramel” across the US that looks like the ones I saw on the NYT.
    https://i.stack.imgur.com/eO0oe.png
    I live in the very small area within an hour’s drive of the Atlantic where people use the 2-syllable pronunciation. The rest of the immediate coast uses 3 syllables. A friend from North Jersey who moved to South Jersey had no idea at first what people were saying when they mentioned CAR-muhl. That was after moving a whole 100 or so miles from where she grew up.

  139. By the way, on different regional accents, I have been watching The Clinton Affair, and for the first time heard Jill Abramson actually speaking. Can anybody else who has watched it, or knows what she sounds like, explain to me whether her weird way of speaking (occasional strangely drawly, elongated syllables according to no system I could understand) is just an idiosyncracy of her own, or whether it is a regional accent?

  140. By the way, on different regional accents, I have been watching The Clinton Affair, and for the first time heard Jill Abramson actually speaking. Can anybody else who has watched it, or knows what she sounds like, explain to me whether her weird way of speaking (occasional strangely drawly, elongated syllables according to no system I could understand) is just an idiosyncracy of her own, or whether it is a regional accent?

  141. Jill Abramson – based on a few YouTube vids, i’d say that’s not regional, that’s some variation of ‘vocal fry’.

  142. Jill Abramson – based on a few YouTube vids, i’d say that’s not regional, that’s some variation of ‘vocal fry’.

  143. From Janie’s link on the devil strip thing:
    When West Virginians flooded into Akron to work in the rubber factories…
    This rings true. My wife’s people basically went to Akron to work rubber during the Depression. Not from WV, but from around Butler PA, which is not far from there. Followed by Rosie the Riveter shifts by her mom and grandmother shortly thereafter.
    Based on my wife’s and her sibs’ tales of growing up, the thing about making up the name to scare the bejesus outta the kids rings true, too.
    So, all in all, a plausible narrative.
    And as a final point of curiosity, auto-correct has a canonical spelling for “bejesus”. Who knew.

  144. From Janie’s link on the devil strip thing:
    When West Virginians flooded into Akron to work in the rubber factories…
    This rings true. My wife’s people basically went to Akron to work rubber during the Depression. Not from WV, but from around Butler PA, which is not far from there. Followed by Rosie the Riveter shifts by her mom and grandmother shortly thereafter.
    Based on my wife’s and her sibs’ tales of growing up, the thing about making up the name to scare the bejesus outta the kids rings true, too.
    So, all in all, a plausible narrative.
    And as a final point of curiosity, auto-correct has a canonical spelling for “bejesus”. Who knew.

  145. I haven’t paid enough attention to Jill Abramson to figure out what meter she’s trying to speak in.
    I’ve always thought that it was a nice touch that Hugo Weaving, in his Matrix Mr. Smith character, spoke his lines in, I guess, Shakespearian pentameter.

  146. I haven’t paid enough attention to Jill Abramson to figure out what meter she’s trying to speak in.
    I’ve always thought that it was a nice touch that Hugo Weaving, in his Matrix Mr. Smith character, spoke his lines in, I guess, Shakespearian pentameter.

  147. “The first thing that people usually notice about Jill Abramson is her voice. The equivalent of a nasal car honk, it’s an odd combination of upper- and working-class. Inside the newsroom, her schoolteacherlike way of elongating words and drawing out the last word of each sentence is a subject of endless conversation and expert mimicry.”
    Jill Abramson’s voice

  148. “The first thing that people usually notice about Jill Abramson is her voice. The equivalent of a nasal car honk, it’s an odd combination of upper- and working-class. Inside the newsroom, her schoolteacherlike way of elongating words and drawing out the last word of each sentence is a subject of endless conversation and expert mimicry.”
    Jill Abramson’s voice

  149. Clearly, in those days, they still wanted us all to sound like Celia Johnson in Brief Encounter.
    There are worse fates; while it cracks me up to listen to those strangulated vowels, I’m also rather fond of them.
    The NYT quiz didn’t work for me, despite my efforts to answer honestly, placing me simulataneously in Gloucester, Northampton and London – none of which are correct.

  150. Clearly, in those days, they still wanted us all to sound like Celia Johnson in Brief Encounter.
    There are worse fates; while it cracks me up to listen to those strangulated vowels, I’m also rather fond of them.
    The NYT quiz didn’t work for me, despite my efforts to answer honestly, placing me simulataneously in Gloucester, Northampton and London – none of which are correct.

  151. Here in Atlanta most places offer sweet and unsweet ice tea, and that has been the case for as long as I can recall; a few small non-franchised places here and there might only have sweet. And for the people that like it, they want it made very sweet, with copious amounts of sugar added while the fresh-brewed tea is hot, so it super-saturates. Generally way sweeter than regular soft drinks, which is why it is not uncommon to hear people order half and half, as mentioned above.

  152. Here in Atlanta most places offer sweet and unsweet ice tea, and that has been the case for as long as I can recall; a few small non-franchised places here and there might only have sweet. And for the people that like it, they want it made very sweet, with copious amounts of sugar added while the fresh-brewed tea is hot, so it super-saturates. Generally way sweeter than regular soft drinks, which is why it is not uncommon to hear people order half and half, as mentioned above.

  153. Excellent info on Jill Abramson, CharlesWT. Also cleek, thanks for introducing me for the first time to the phenomenon of vocal fry!

  154. Excellent info on Jill Abramson, CharlesWT. Also cleek, thanks for introducing me for the first time to the phenomenon of vocal fry!

  155. I hadn’t heard Abramson before. I had to stop, she was putting me to sleep.
    Her accent and diction appear to be uniquely her own.

  156. I hadn’t heard Abramson before. I had to stop, she was putting me to sleep.
    Her accent and diction appear to be uniquely her own.

  157. Friend of mine who grew up in South Florida does indeed call them swales. He was telling a story about high school days and he and a friend were “golfing in the swales”. I had no idea what he meant, I did not have a word for the concept, just the Chattanooga version, so to speak.

  158. Friend of mine who grew up in South Florida does indeed call them swales. He was telling a story about high school days and he and a friend were “golfing in the swales”. I had no idea what he meant, I did not have a word for the concept, just the Chattanooga version, so to speak.

  159. i think everybody else in my town called it a devil strip (though we didn’t have one in my town). but i thought that was dumb because there’s nothing devilish about it. so i’ve always called it a median.

  160. i think everybody else in my town called it a devil strip (though we didn’t have one in my town). but i thought that was dumb because there’s nothing devilish about it. so i’ve always called it a median.

  161. He was telling a story about high school days and he and a friend were “golfing in the swales”
    sounds like a euphemism for something really, REALLY naughty.
    Or it should be.

  162. He was telling a story about high school days and he and a friend were “golfing in the swales”
    sounds like a euphemism for something really, REALLY naughty.
    Or it should be.

  163. and, in breaking news, Michael Cohen thinks Donald Trump is a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad man.
    film at 11.

  164. and, in breaking news, Michael Cohen thinks Donald Trump is a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad man.
    film at 11.

  165. weird how everyone our super-expert businessman President surrounds himself with is some combination of liar or criminal.

  166. weird how everyone our super-expert businessman President surrounds himself with is some combination of liar or criminal.

  167. I’ll say this for Cohen, he can turn a phrase or two…
    Rep Cooper, Democrat, notes that in Cohen’s testimony he listed many of Trump’s flaws but repeatedly noted:
    “And yet, I continued to work for him.”
    Cooper asks why it took Cohen so long to stop working for Trump.
    Cohen then offers a remarkable warning to the Republicans on the committee as to what happens to those who stand by Trump.
    “I did the same thing that you’re doing now for ten years. I protected Mr. Trump for ten years,” Cohen says.
    “Look what’s happened to me.”
    Cohen adds: “The more people that suffer Donald Trump, as I did blindly, are going to suffer the same consequences that I did.”

  168. I’ll say this for Cohen, he can turn a phrase or two…
    Rep Cooper, Democrat, notes that in Cohen’s testimony he listed many of Trump’s flaws but repeatedly noted:
    “And yet, I continued to work for him.”
    Cooper asks why it took Cohen so long to stop working for Trump.
    Cohen then offers a remarkable warning to the Republicans on the committee as to what happens to those who stand by Trump.
    “I did the same thing that you’re doing now for ten years. I protected Mr. Trump for ten years,” Cohen says.
    “Look what’s happened to me.”
    Cohen adds: “The more people that suffer Donald Trump, as I did blindly, are going to suffer the same consequences that I did.”

  169. weird how everyone our super-expert businessman President surrounds himself with is some combination of liar or criminal.
    Yes. It’s also weird how a Republican congressman questioned how Cohen could work for Rump for 10 years if Rump was such a bad person. Then other Republicans go on to discuss what a horrible person Cohen is. So why did Rump work with Cohen for 10 years if Cohen is such a horrible person? Rump was the boss in the arrangement, after all.

  170. weird how everyone our super-expert businessman President surrounds himself with is some combination of liar or criminal.
    Yes. It’s also weird how a Republican congressman questioned how Cohen could work for Rump for 10 years if Rump was such a bad person. Then other Republicans go on to discuss what a horrible person Cohen is. So why did Rump work with Cohen for 10 years if Cohen is such a horrible person? Rump was the boss in the arrangement, after all.

  171. “Trump shall forever remain blameless”
    IIRC, Republicans are required to reaffirm that oath every full moon.
    the GOP is such a hollow, soulless party. it’s amazing to see just how stupid and craven they are.
    boxes!

  172. “Trump shall forever remain blameless”
    IIRC, Republicans are required to reaffirm that oath every full moon.
    the GOP is such a hollow, soulless party. it’s amazing to see just how stupid and craven they are.
    boxes!

  173. What is this obsession with the foreign-payments thing on the form Cohen had to fill out? He’s already talking about the payments, and they aren’t even relevant to the question on the form. WTF? It’s making them look stupid.

  174. What is this obsession with the foreign-payments thing on the form Cohen had to fill out? He’s already talking about the payments, and they aren’t even relevant to the question on the form. WTF? It’s making them look stupid.

  175. I hate to say it, hsh, but everyone in that room looked stupid. The Dems were acting like something new was being talked about, the GOP were acting like the fact that Trump is a racist conman was up for discussion and Cohen couldnt understand that “because I said so” wasnt particularly powerful coming from him.

  176. I hate to say it, hsh, but everyone in that room looked stupid. The Dems were acting like something new was being talked about, the GOP were acting like the fact that Trump is a racist conman was up for discussion and Cohen couldnt understand that “because I said so” wasnt particularly powerful coming from him.

  177. I listened to the last 40 minutes or so – the bit after the last break – on my ride home from work.
    It was mostly (D)’s – Tlaib, AOC – and Meadows objecting to what he thought was Tlaib calling him a racist. It was almost like Cohen wasn’t in the room – everyone would tee up an obvious question or two for him as the basis for filling their five minutes with whatever they thought was most important. Whether it had that much to do with Cohen or not.
    “Mr. Cohen, do you agree that the President engaged in insurance fraud | stole from his charitable fund | is a man of low character | is a horrible, terrible, no good, very bad person?”
    “Yes”
    It was all worth it for Elijah Cummings final remarks. If you can find them, listen to them. Probably the best political address in the last 10 years – maybe 40 – and I doubt it’s more than five or ten minutes long.
    These really are horrible, terrible, no good, very bad times we’re living through. A mockery is being made of our public life and institutions, and precious little is being done about it.
    But, not nothing.

  178. I listened to the last 40 minutes or so – the bit after the last break – on my ride home from work.
    It was mostly (D)’s – Tlaib, AOC – and Meadows objecting to what he thought was Tlaib calling him a racist. It was almost like Cohen wasn’t in the room – everyone would tee up an obvious question or two for him as the basis for filling their five minutes with whatever they thought was most important. Whether it had that much to do with Cohen or not.
    “Mr. Cohen, do you agree that the President engaged in insurance fraud | stole from his charitable fund | is a man of low character | is a horrible, terrible, no good, very bad person?”
    “Yes”
    It was all worth it for Elijah Cummings final remarks. If you can find them, listen to them. Probably the best political address in the last 10 years – maybe 40 – and I doubt it’s more than five or ten minutes long.
    These really are horrible, terrible, no good, very bad times we’re living through. A mockery is being made of our public life and institutions, and precious little is being done about it.
    But, not nothing.

  179. “The technology goes far beyond the simple voice filters that can let you sound like Kylo Ren. Using this approach, it is possible to assume any age, gender, or tone you’d like, all in real time. Or to take on the voice of a celebrity.”
    This AI lets you deepfake your voice to speak like Barack Obama: Advances in machine learning will soon make it possible to sound like yourself with a different age or gender—or impersonate someone else.

  180. “The technology goes far beyond the simple voice filters that can let you sound like Kylo Ren. Using this approach, it is possible to assume any age, gender, or tone you’d like, all in real time. Or to take on the voice of a celebrity.”
    This AI lets you deepfake your voice to speak like Barack Obama: Advances in machine learning will soon make it possible to sound like yourself with a different age or gender—or impersonate someone else.

  181. I listened to the last 40 minutes or so – the bit after the last break – on my ride home from work.
    Clearly, you’re not a junkie. I listened to all of it, with the exception of a couple of breaks for things I couldn’t do while listening. It was worth it to reaffirm my faith in Democrats. That moral giant, Gym Jordan, did most of the Republican questioning, basically berating Cohen for what he’d already confessed to doing. Paraphrasing the lovely response by Cohen: “I did for ten years what you’re doing now, and I’m ruined because of it.”
    Democrats asked some questions that made it completely clear that Trump is a criminal. Yes, we already knew that, but now is solid.

  182. I listened to the last 40 minutes or so – the bit after the last break – on my ride home from work.
    Clearly, you’re not a junkie. I listened to all of it, with the exception of a couple of breaks for things I couldn’t do while listening. It was worth it to reaffirm my faith in Democrats. That moral giant, Gym Jordan, did most of the Republican questioning, basically berating Cohen for what he’d already confessed to doing. Paraphrasing the lovely response by Cohen: “I did for ten years what you’re doing now, and I’m ruined because of it.”
    Democrats asked some questions that made it completely clear that Trump is a criminal. Yes, we already knew that, but now is solid.

  183. AOC asked the most specific, pointed, non-theatrical questions, IMO. Questions that could actually lead somewhere, to new evidence, likely well documented. She asked questions Cohen couldn’t answer, but that he very likely knew who could, and got him to say who that was.
    Stay tuned.

  184. AOC asked the most specific, pointed, non-theatrical questions, IMO. Questions that could actually lead somewhere, to new evidence, likely well documented. She asked questions Cohen couldn’t answer, but that he very likely knew who could, and got him to say who that was.
    Stay tuned.

  185. Paraphrasing the lovely response by Cohen: “I did for ten years what you’re doing now, and I’m ruined because of it.
    It really was a perfect response. (I heard something slightly different, but you’ve nailed the essence.) Of course, Jordan is too dumb to understand. But maybe a few folks outside the “Freedom Caucus” will pause and reflect.

  186. Paraphrasing the lovely response by Cohen: “I did for ten years what you’re doing now, and I’m ruined because of it.
    It really was a perfect response. (I heard something slightly different, but you’ve nailed the essence.) Of course, Jordan is too dumb to understand. But maybe a few folks outside the “Freedom Caucus” will pause and reflect.

  187. and Cohen couldnt understand that “because I said so” wasnt particularly powerful coming from him.
    it’s so very very strange how Republicans are so very very outraged and put out by Cohen’s admitted lies, while they’re very very unconcerned by the fact that Cohen’s lies were made as cover for Trump’s lies – or that Trump lies in every third sentence he speaks in front of a microphone.
    spare us the tears, GOP.

  188. and Cohen couldnt understand that “because I said so” wasnt particularly powerful coming from him.
    it’s so very very strange how Republicans are so very very outraged and put out by Cohen’s admitted lies, while they’re very very unconcerned by the fact that Cohen’s lies were made as cover for Trump’s lies – or that Trump lies in every third sentence he speaks in front of a microphone.
    spare us the tears, GOP.

  189. it was also pretty nice seeing that check, which looks like pretty solid evidence that :
    a) Trump lied to the American public (for the 38383th time)
    b) Trump did pay hush money
    c) while President
    d) to help his campaign
    nothing to see here! just biz as usual in TrumpTown.
    GOP shrugs and wonders when they can get back to calling for investigations into HRC’s finances.

  190. it was also pretty nice seeing that check, which looks like pretty solid evidence that :
    a) Trump lied to the American public (for the 38383th time)
    b) Trump did pay hush money
    c) while President
    d) to help his campaign
    nothing to see here! just biz as usual in TrumpTown.
    GOP shrugs and wonders when they can get back to calling for investigations into HRC’s finances.

  191. “If you lied, you are, by definition, a liar.”
    Then everyone who has ever lived is a liar.
    “You’re a pathological liar.”
    No. Cohen is a professional liar. The thing is, he no longer works for the guy he was being paid to lie for.
    “You’re going to jail for lying to congress. Why should we believe you now?”
    Yes, he is going to jail for that, but what would Cohen have to gain from coming back to lie to congress yet again after already having been caught? He can get a book deal with the truth, so that’s not the answer.

  192. “If you lied, you are, by definition, a liar.”
    Then everyone who has ever lived is a liar.
    “You’re a pathological liar.”
    No. Cohen is a professional liar. The thing is, he no longer works for the guy he was being paid to lie for.
    “You’re going to jail for lying to congress. Why should we believe you now?”
    Yes, he is going to jail for that, but what would Cohen have to gain from coming back to lie to congress yet again after already having been caught? He can get a book deal with the truth, so that’s not the answer.

  193. Its hard to pay hush money, as President, to help your campaign, timings a little off. But here’s the thing, Guiliani confirmed those payments in Mwy 2018. So Cohen coming to Congress waving a check was all theater. In fact, he said nothing new.
    And some of it was just stupid, is it really a surprise people value their assets differently for Forbes and the IRS? No is the answer. Nor is it illegal, unless the valuation for the IRS was done illegally, which is actually unlikely.
    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2018/05/02/giuliani-trump-reimbursed-lawyer-michael-cohen-for-stormy-daniels-payment.html

  194. Its hard to pay hush money, as President, to help your campaign, timings a little off. But here’s the thing, Guiliani confirmed those payments in Mwy 2018. So Cohen coming to Congress waving a check was all theater. In fact, he said nothing new.
    And some of it was just stupid, is it really a surprise people value their assets differently for Forbes and the IRS? No is the answer. Nor is it illegal, unless the valuation for the IRS was done illegally, which is actually unlikely.
    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2018/05/02/giuliani-trump-reimbursed-lawyer-michael-cohen-for-stormy-daniels-payment.html

  195. is it really a surprise people value their assets differently for Forbes and the IRS? No is the answer.
    The fact that palpable fraud in the interest of reducing tax exposure is a complete commonplace, especially among folks who are wealthy enough to manage their assets in that way, should really be a red flag.
    It’s not.
    Maybe Trump broke the law in doing so, maybe he didn’t. I’m sure an army of attorneys will be looking into it. But it actually is fraud.
    During the debates between Trump and Clinton, Clinton called Trump out on some sketchy behavior or other. “That’s business”, said Trump. “It’s your fault for not passing laws against it”.
    Because who can fault the thief for seizing what he can, if the watchers look the other way for a minute? It’s just his nature, how can he be held responsible?
    What we’re looking at is profound and utter corruption at the highest levels of both the public and private spheres. Trump is an epiphenomenon, which is not to say that he should’t be pursued until every available question is addressed. But he is just a festering boil on the body politic.
    And, he is a fucking crook, through and through, top to bottom. He is, his associates are, his old man was, his kids are. Rotten to the core.
    Keep on jumping in, Marty. Even rat scoundrels deserve a defense, good on you for volunteering for duty.

  196. is it really a surprise people value their assets differently for Forbes and the IRS? No is the answer.
    The fact that palpable fraud in the interest of reducing tax exposure is a complete commonplace, especially among folks who are wealthy enough to manage their assets in that way, should really be a red flag.
    It’s not.
    Maybe Trump broke the law in doing so, maybe he didn’t. I’m sure an army of attorneys will be looking into it. But it actually is fraud.
    During the debates between Trump and Clinton, Clinton called Trump out on some sketchy behavior or other. “That’s business”, said Trump. “It’s your fault for not passing laws against it”.
    Because who can fault the thief for seizing what he can, if the watchers look the other way for a minute? It’s just his nature, how can he be held responsible?
    What we’re looking at is profound and utter corruption at the highest levels of both the public and private spheres. Trump is an epiphenomenon, which is not to say that he should’t be pursued until every available question is addressed. But he is just a festering boil on the body politic.
    And, he is a fucking crook, through and through, top to bottom. He is, his associates are, his old man was, his kids are. Rotten to the core.
    Keep on jumping in, Marty. Even rat scoundrels deserve a defense, good on you for volunteering for duty.

  197. Its hard to pay hush money, as President, to help your campaign, timings a little off.
    I bought my house 16 years ago, yet I’m still making mortgage payments. Weird…

  198. Its hard to pay hush money, as President, to help your campaign, timings a little off.
    I bought my house 16 years ago, yet I’m still making mortgage payments. Weird…

  199. I dont really defend Trump. I try to point out that certain things are over reactions. The whole valuing of assets question is done differently and perfectly legally for different audiences. I’m pretty sure almost everyone’s house is valued differently for property taxes and if it were to be listed for sale, or for a equity credit line. I know lots of people who challenge their property tax valuation.
    None of that makes Trump a good guy, my purpose was to point out how little value there was in Cohens testimony.
    I do have to admit part of it is the tiresomeness (?) of reading about how this testimony or that testimony really got him this time, when we havent heard any new information in months.

  200. I dont really defend Trump. I try to point out that certain things are over reactions. The whole valuing of assets question is done differently and perfectly legally for different audiences. I’m pretty sure almost everyone’s house is valued differently for property taxes and if it were to be listed for sale, or for a equity credit line. I know lots of people who challenge their property tax valuation.
    None of that makes Trump a good guy, my purpose was to point out how little value there was in Cohens testimony.
    I do have to admit part of it is the tiresomeness (?) of reading about how this testimony or that testimony really got him this time, when we havent heard any new information in months.

  201. “value their assets differently for Forbes and the IRS? No is the answer.”
    “value their assets”?
    … and I expect on every mortgage and loan application.
    Is that fancy-pants English for “lying” .. probably to both entities.
    “No …”
    “Nyet” is the proper usage in this context. It’s a Queens accent.
    “He said nothing new.”
    That’s a knee-slapping stemwinder, right chere.
    What’s new is where he said it and where it was permitted to be said, since, as we are reminded, elections have consequences.
    “which is actually unlikely.”
    Yes, if a guy lies, cheats, and steals 99 times, it’s unlikely he’ll do it the 100th time.
    David Pecker has job openings.

  202. “value their assets differently for Forbes and the IRS? No is the answer.”
    “value their assets”?
    … and I expect on every mortgage and loan application.
    Is that fancy-pants English for “lying” .. probably to both entities.
    “No …”
    “Nyet” is the proper usage in this context. It’s a Queens accent.
    “He said nothing new.”
    That’s a knee-slapping stemwinder, right chere.
    What’s new is where he said it and where it was permitted to be said, since, as we are reminded, elections have consequences.
    “which is actually unlikely.”
    Yes, if a guy lies, cheats, and steals 99 times, it’s unlikely he’ll do it the 100th time.
    David Pecker has job openings.

  203. “I’m pretty sure almost everyone’s house is valued differently for property taxes and if it were to be listed for sale, or for a equity credit line. I know lots of people who challenge their property tax valuation.”
    Yes, a little larceny lurks in every all-American heart. Where would be without it?
    “my purpose was to point out how little value there was in Cohens testimony.”
    This I could agree with.
    p will walk because we are full of shit.

  204. “I’m pretty sure almost everyone’s house is valued differently for property taxes and if it were to be listed for sale, or for a equity credit line. I know lots of people who challenge their property tax valuation.”
    Yes, a little larceny lurks in every all-American heart. Where would be without it?
    “my purpose was to point out how little value there was in Cohens testimony.”
    This I could agree with.
    p will walk because we are full of shit.

  205. we havent heard any new information in months
    but what we already know is pretty serious and Cohen added some color to an already hideous picture.
    maybe a Republican or two will start to pay atten… i can’t even finish.

  206. we havent heard any new information in months
    but what we already know is pretty serious and Cohen added some color to an already hideous picture.
    maybe a Republican or two will start to pay atten… i can’t even finish.

  207. “You’re a pathological liar.”
    No. Cohen is a professional liar. The thing is, he no longer works for the guy he was being paid to lie for.

    It occurs to me to wonder: Is Trump a pathological liar? Or merely so lost in his personal fantasy that he frequently can’t perceive the difference between that and the real world? Certainly he lies as a matter of convenience. But my sense if that the rest of his lies are more the latter than the former.

  208. “You’re a pathological liar.”
    No. Cohen is a professional liar. The thing is, he no longer works for the guy he was being paid to lie for.

    It occurs to me to wonder: Is Trump a pathological liar? Or merely so lost in his personal fantasy that he frequently can’t perceive the difference between that and the real world? Certainly he lies as a matter of convenience. But my sense if that the rest of his lies are more the latter than the former.

  209. maybe a Republican or two will start to pay atten… i can’t even finish.
    One of several points of value that I took away from the hearing is how Republicans have absolutely nothing. Nothing at all. No courage, no intellect, no morality, no respect for the law, nothing – only absurdity. Of course, this isn’t new information either. At some point maybe some of their constituents (certainly not Marty) will have had enough.

  210. maybe a Republican or two will start to pay atten… i can’t even finish.
    One of several points of value that I took away from the hearing is how Republicans have absolutely nothing. Nothing at all. No courage, no intellect, no morality, no respect for the law, nothing – only absurdity. Of course, this isn’t new information either. At some point maybe some of their constituents (certainly not Marty) will have had enough.

  211. I’m pretty sure almost everyone’s house is valued differently for property taxes and if it were to be listed for sale, or for a equity credit line.
    Sure, mine is. Because California tax law requires property taxes be paid on the purchase price — however long ago that purchase was. (Stupid, however well intention it supposedly was half a century ago.) But if I’m applying for a home equity line of credit, what I would give would be exactly what the market value would be today. As in, I’d have to get a professional assessor in to estimate that value.
    And if I sold the house, no way I would suddenly revise the purchase price, or invent capital upgrades, in order to minimize my capital gains tax. YMMV

  212. I’m pretty sure almost everyone’s house is valued differently for property taxes and if it were to be listed for sale, or for a equity credit line.
    Sure, mine is. Because California tax law requires property taxes be paid on the purchase price — however long ago that purchase was. (Stupid, however well intention it supposedly was half a century ago.) But if I’m applying for a home equity line of credit, what I would give would be exactly what the market value would be today. As in, I’d have to get a professional assessor in to estimate that value.
    And if I sold the house, no way I would suddenly revise the purchase price, or invent capital upgrades, in order to minimize my capital gains tax. YMMV

  213. One of several points of value that I took away from the hearing is how Republicans have absolutely nothing. Nothing at all. No courage, no intellect, no morality, no respect for the law, nothing – only absurdity.
    I thought the most telling point, as several people have noted elsewhere, is that the Republicans didn’t even try to dispute the points that Cohen was making. They attacked him personally; but not the substance of what he was saying. Because most of it is already in the public record.

  214. One of several points of value that I took away from the hearing is how Republicans have absolutely nothing. Nothing at all. No courage, no intellect, no morality, no respect for the law, nothing – only absurdity.
    I thought the most telling point, as several people have noted elsewhere, is that the Republicans didn’t even try to dispute the points that Cohen was making. They attacked him personally; but not the substance of what he was saying. Because most of it is already in the public record.

  215. They attacked him personally; but not the substance of what he was saying. Because most of it is already in the public record.
    That’s because if they had delved any deeper than their nursery rhyme insults, they may have added emphasis to the point that his lies were in furtherance of their boy Trump, and their own nauseating promotion of The Big Lie.

  216. They attacked him personally; but not the substance of what he was saying. Because most of it is already in the public record.
    That’s because if they had delved any deeper than their nursery rhyme insults, they may have added emphasis to the point that his lies were in furtherance of their boy Trump, and their own nauseating promotion of The Big Lie.

  217. I’m pretty sure almost everyone’s house is valued differently for property taxes and if it were to be listed for sale, or for a equity credit line.
    The town assessor tells me my house is worth 85% or what Zillow tells me my house is worth.
    Trump is more into orders of magnitude.
    If the town assessor decides my house is worth something closer to what Zillow says, then I guess my taxes will go up, and I will pay them. Partly because I’m not a guy who shits in a gold plated toilet, and don’t have an army of attorneys at my beck and call with nothing better to do than harass the town I live in.
    But mostly because I’m not that interested in chiseling the town I live in out of the taxes I owe for living here.
    If you want to know why most folks “demonize the wealthy”, you can refer to your own comments here for the answer. Because they employ their wealth to cheat their way out of the kinds of obligations that everybody else accepts as a normal part of life.
    Suing the city your property is located in to try to coerce them into valuing your $98M hotel at $28M, or your $24M golf course at $9.7M, or your $15M golf course at $1.5M, is an attempt to exploit the law to perpetrate a fraud. The money that is lost in revenue comes out of my pocket, and yours. The money it costs the municipality to engage in this kind of litigation comes out of my pocket, and yours.
    If you want to say that Trump is no better or worse than your average chiseling rich asshole, that’s all well and good. We hold people who occupy positions of public responsibility to a higher standard than that, and we ought to do so.
    Trump is a fucking crook. The people who voted him into office have obliged the rest of us to live with a fucking crook as their POTUS. They are not the majority of the country, nor of the voting population. They fucked up, and now we all have to dig ourselves out from under it.
    We’ll see what becomes of Cohen’s testimony. What was said in a public hearing is not the whole of what he knows, and what he knows is not the whole of what is known.
    I suspect that, in fact, Trump will walk because we are actually kind of full of shit. But that remains to be seen.
    At a minimum, Mueller’s investigation is paying its own way.

  218. I’m pretty sure almost everyone’s house is valued differently for property taxes and if it were to be listed for sale, or for a equity credit line.
    The town assessor tells me my house is worth 85% or what Zillow tells me my house is worth.
    Trump is more into orders of magnitude.
    If the town assessor decides my house is worth something closer to what Zillow says, then I guess my taxes will go up, and I will pay them. Partly because I’m not a guy who shits in a gold plated toilet, and don’t have an army of attorneys at my beck and call with nothing better to do than harass the town I live in.
    But mostly because I’m not that interested in chiseling the town I live in out of the taxes I owe for living here.
    If you want to know why most folks “demonize the wealthy”, you can refer to your own comments here for the answer. Because they employ their wealth to cheat their way out of the kinds of obligations that everybody else accepts as a normal part of life.
    Suing the city your property is located in to try to coerce them into valuing your $98M hotel at $28M, or your $24M golf course at $9.7M, or your $15M golf course at $1.5M, is an attempt to exploit the law to perpetrate a fraud. The money that is lost in revenue comes out of my pocket, and yours. The money it costs the municipality to engage in this kind of litigation comes out of my pocket, and yours.
    If you want to say that Trump is no better or worse than your average chiseling rich asshole, that’s all well and good. We hold people who occupy positions of public responsibility to a higher standard than that, and we ought to do so.
    Trump is a fucking crook. The people who voted him into office have obliged the rest of us to live with a fucking crook as their POTUS. They are not the majority of the country, nor of the voting population. They fucked up, and now we all have to dig ourselves out from under it.
    We’ll see what becomes of Cohen’s testimony. What was said in a public hearing is not the whole of what he knows, and what he knows is not the whole of what is known.
    I suspect that, in fact, Trump will walk because we are actually kind of full of shit. But that remains to be seen.
    At a minimum, Mueller’s investigation is paying its own way.

  219. We’ll see what becomes of Cohen’s testimony. What was said in a public hearing is not the whole of what he knows, and what he knows is not the whole of what is known.
    By far the biggest unknown is what Mr Weisselberg is testifying to. He’s in a position to know far more than Cohen. And doesn’t have a convenient track record of lying to Congress.
    Weisselberg has been talking to prosecutors for months. And we (or at least I) haven’t seen anything in the way of indictments based on his testimony. Yet. Even though prosecutors don’t generally grant even limited immunity unless there’s something of value to be learned.

  220. We’ll see what becomes of Cohen’s testimony. What was said in a public hearing is not the whole of what he knows, and what he knows is not the whole of what is known.
    By far the biggest unknown is what Mr Weisselberg is testifying to. He’s in a position to know far more than Cohen. And doesn’t have a convenient track record of lying to Congress.
    Weisselberg has been talking to prosecutors for months. And we (or at least I) haven’t seen anything in the way of indictments based on his testimony. Yet. Even though prosecutors don’t generally grant even limited immunity unless there’s something of value to be learned.

  221. Because California tax law requires property taxes be paid on the purchase price — however long ago that purchase was.
    I’ve read that, instead of buying a house directly, set up a corporation that buys the house. Then, however many times the corporation changes hands, the house continues to be taxed at the price it was last purchased directly.

  222. Because California tax law requires property taxes be paid on the purchase price — however long ago that purchase was.
    I’ve read that, instead of buying a house directly, set up a corporation that buys the house. Then, however many times the corporation changes hands, the house continues to be taxed at the price it was last purchased directly.

  223. Who knew the starvation of the Ukraine was all about Uncle Joe’s investment in solar power stocks:
    https://www.mediamatters.org/video/2019/02/28/sebastian-gorka-cpac-green-new-deal-what-stalin-dreamt-about-never-achieved/223001
    I do recall that the Battle of Stalingrad was but a little dustup regarding wind power’s encroachment on coal-fired black lungs.
    How many BTUs in every hot breath exhaled by conservatives?
    Hook em up to the grid and let them hyperventilate for the common good.

  224. Who knew the starvation of the Ukraine was all about Uncle Joe’s investment in solar power stocks:
    https://www.mediamatters.org/video/2019/02/28/sebastian-gorka-cpac-green-new-deal-what-stalin-dreamt-about-never-achieved/223001
    I do recall that the Battle of Stalingrad was but a little dustup regarding wind power’s encroachment on coal-fired black lungs.
    How many BTUs in every hot breath exhaled by conservatives?
    Hook em up to the grid and let them hyperventilate for the common good.

  225. Sebastian Gorka needs to crawl back under his rock. (Coincidentally, this is not the first time that though occurred to me TODAY.)

  226. Sebastian Gorka needs to crawl back under his rock. (Coincidentally, this is not the first time that though occurred to me TODAY.)

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