Oh Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are frozen

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by Doctor Science

It’s been a long and very cold day for me.

I woke up this morning to Mister Doctor saying the pipes were frozen and he had to be leaving right now. Fortunately it wasn’t a complete freeze — the hot water was still running. Running hot water for a while got us to where we had some cold water running, but that didn’t completely work. Eventually Mr Dr found the frozen bit and set the hairdryer up to point straight at it for a while. Victory! We are definitely going to leave a faucet running tonight.

On Tuesday we finally managed to close on the short sale for the new house. So around noon I went over there (fortunately it’s only 5 minutes away) and discovered that the water was mostly working … except in the kitchen, where an icicle was hanging from the faucet. And the heat wasn’t working. It looked to me as though maybe we were out of heating oil — it was certainly low, below 1/4 tank. Of course we were waiting on a delivery. Of course the guy got there at 5:30. Though I will say he was very nice and efficient, giving me plenty of warning to get over there before he arrived (I love cell phones). It turned out that we hadn’t run out of oil, but it had maybe gelled up from the cold.

Anyway, he re-started the furnace and showed me how to do it, and I turned up the heat to the mid-60s even though no-one is living there right now. Here’s hoping that the pipe will unfreeze in the warmth — I can’t really go over and check tonight, because Mr Dr had to take the Subaru out to teach classes (his car is almost out of gas), and only the Subaru can get up the steep, icy driveway at the new house right now. I love that car.

So I left a faucet running at the new house, and went home to have takeout Chinese for dinner. Hot & Sour Soup poured over rice or noodles makes a complete meal, I find, and I *really* needed something that would warm me all the way through. I feel somewhat better now (though very tired from being cold for so long), but I think I’ll use the hair-dryer as what we call the Bed-O-Blaster: to warm the sheets before getting into bed. A brilliant invention by the Mister Doctor dating from his earliest encounters with my icy feet.

And so tomorrow we’re looking at a 40-degree swing upward in temperature, plus precipitation of *every* kind. Joy. Poor Sprog the Younger goes back to her Boston-Area Liberal Arts College on Sunday to face yet more varieties of New England weather — yet without any more opportunities to jump out of windows into giant snow piles (she says it was *great* — and it’s not as though my brother didn’t do it when he went to Colby — you just have to choose your snow pile carefully).

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Frozen lighthouse on Lake Michigan after a severe winter storm. This is the Saint Joseph Lighthouse, photographed by Tom Gill. It looks like a frozen, cranky Cthulhu to me — I can really understand that feeling.

87 thoughts on “Oh Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are frozen”

  1. We’ve found the dual control heated mattress pad to be a life-changing invention. It is seriously the best piece of technology I’ve ever purchased. You can find one here. I don’t really need it but my spouse absolutely adores it and I make a habit to turn her side on about 20 minutes before bedtime.

  2. We’ve found the dual control heated mattress pad to be a life-changing invention. It is seriously the best piece of technology I’ve ever purchased. You can find one here. I don’t really need it but my spouse absolutely adores it and I make a habit to turn her side on about 20 minutes before bedtime.

  3. We’ve found the dual control heated mattress pad to be a life-changing invention. It is seriously the best piece of technology I’ve ever purchased. You can find one here. I don’t really need it but my spouse absolutely adores it and I make a habit to turn her side on about 20 minutes before bedtime.

  4. It says something about the radical difference in our climates that my first reaction was: “You left the water running?!?!? All night?!?!?”
    Because when you are having a multi-year drought, that kind of water use is a very serious no-no. (But I know from my youth — we had our own well — that it *is* the sovereign treatment for freezing water pipes.)

  5. It says something about the radical difference in our climates that my first reaction was: “You left the water running?!?!? All night?!?!?”
    Because when you are having a multi-year drought, that kind of water use is a very serious no-no. (But I know from my youth — we had our own well — that it *is* the sovereign treatment for freezing water pipes.)

  6. It says something about the radical difference in our climates that my first reaction was: “You left the water running?!?!? All night?!?!?”
    Because when you are having a multi-year drought, that kind of water use is a very serious no-no. (But I know from my youth — we had our own well — that it *is* the sovereign treatment for freezing water pipes.)

  10. One of my worst nights was searching for the frozen spot, finding it, applying hair dryer, then racing to turn off the water as the ice had split the pipe. I’m good at sweating a copper pipe, but location, temperature and general foul mood made that repair one of my least favorite ever. Sorry for your long day.

  11. One of my worst nights was searching for the frozen spot, finding it, applying hair dryer, then racing to turn off the water as the ice had split the pipe. I’m good at sweating a copper pipe, but location, temperature and general foul mood made that repair one of my least favorite ever. Sorry for your long day.

  12. One of my worst nights was searching for the frozen spot, finding it, applying hair dryer, then racing to turn off the water as the ice had split the pipe. I’m good at sweating a copper pipe, but location, temperature and general foul mood made that repair one of my least favorite ever. Sorry for your long day.

  16. Here’s hoping that the pipe will unfreeze in the warmth
    Here’s hoping the pipes are OK, if you’re leaving them unattended! Or you’ll have a swimming pool in your new kitchen. Feature!
    Fond memory from my childhood was when the pipes connecting the house to the mains supply froze and cracked. Digging up the yard to find where was an interesting exercise.

  17. Here’s hoping that the pipe will unfreeze in the warmth
    Here’s hoping the pipes are OK, if you’re leaving them unattended! Or you’ll have a swimming pool in your new kitchen. Feature!
    Fond memory from my childhood was when the pipes connecting the house to the mains supply froze and cracked. Digging up the yard to find where was an interesting exercise.

  18. Here’s hoping that the pipe will unfreeze in the warmth
    Here’s hoping the pipes are OK, if you’re leaving them unattended! Or you’ll have a swimming pool in your new kitchen. Feature!
    Fond memory from my childhood was when the pipes connecting the house to the mains supply froze and cracked. Digging up the yard to find where was an interesting exercise.

  19. We’ve found the dual control heated mattress pad to be a life-changing invention.
    indeed, indeed.
    we do the dual-zone heating pad thing, too. turn it on about 10 mins before we get into bed and…. perfect. no more icy sheets.

  20. We’ve found the dual control heated mattress pad to be a life-changing invention.
    indeed, indeed.
    we do the dual-zone heating pad thing, too. turn it on about 10 mins before we get into bed and…. perfect. no more icy sheets.

  21. We’ve found the dual control heated mattress pad to be a life-changing invention.
    indeed, indeed.
    we do the dual-zone heating pad thing, too. turn it on about 10 mins before we get into bed and…. perfect. no more icy sheets.

  22. Rastafarian Lighthouse was my first thought.
    I see the Death of Rastafarian Lighthouses; note the scythe. (ht Terry Pratchett)
    wj – the idea isn’t to have them on at full blast; just a little trickle will do.
    I moved into my townhouse back in the late 90s. The first time after that when Seattle temps dropped into the teens, we were told to make sure to leave the cabinet under the kitchen sink open, and to leave faucets running a tiny bit. (Leaving the cabinet open lets the warm house air keep the sink pipe from freezing.)

  23. Rastafarian Lighthouse was my first thought.
    I see the Death of Rastafarian Lighthouses; note the scythe. (ht Terry Pratchett)
    wj – the idea isn’t to have them on at full blast; just a little trickle will do.
    I moved into my townhouse back in the late 90s. The first time after that when Seattle temps dropped into the teens, we were told to make sure to leave the cabinet under the kitchen sink open, and to leave faucets running a tiny bit. (Leaving the cabinet open lets the warm house air keep the sink pipe from freezing.)

  24. Rastafarian Lighthouse was my first thought.
    I see the Death of Rastafarian Lighthouses; note the scythe. (ht Terry Pratchett)
    wj – the idea isn’t to have them on at full blast; just a little trickle will do.
    I moved into my townhouse back in the late 90s. The first time after that when Seattle temps dropped into the teens, we were told to make sure to leave the cabinet under the kitchen sink open, and to leave faucets running a tiny bit. (Leaving the cabinet open lets the warm house air keep the sink pipe from freezing.)

  31. icicle hanging from the faucet is always a bad sign.
    spent the morning and afternoon climbing around the roof and various ladders with an axe and tube socks full of ice melt.
    we’re not all the way to cthulhu lighthouse yet, but we’re on our way.

  32. icicle hanging from the faucet is always a bad sign.
    spent the morning and afternoon climbing around the roof and various ladders with an axe and tube socks full of ice melt.
    we’re not all the way to cthulhu lighthouse yet, but we’re on our way.

  33. icicle hanging from the faucet is always a bad sign.
    spent the morning and afternoon climbing around the roof and various ladders with an axe and tube socks full of ice melt.
    we’re not all the way to cthulhu lighthouse yet, but we’re on our way.

  34. i did manage to wreck a hose tap on the outside of the house. turned it on and torrents of water shot out from behind the siding. second time i’ve done that. someday i’ll learn to take that hose off the tap before December.

  35. i did manage to wreck a hose tap on the outside of the house. turned it on and torrents of water shot out from behind the siding. second time i’ve done that. someday i’ll learn to take that hose off the tap before December.

  36. i did manage to wreck a hose tap on the outside of the house. turned it on and torrents of water shot out from behind the siding. second time i’ve done that. someday i’ll learn to take that hose off the tap before December.

  43. Here in sunny California opened all doors and windows by noon. Tilling garden today. Things started blooming a couple weeks ago and my lady saying we should have our garden planted already. I’m thinking we should skip our amateur efforts and conserve water for the desperate almond growers. I must have taken a nap and missed winter.

  44. Here in sunny California opened all doors and windows by noon. Tilling garden today. Things started blooming a couple weeks ago and my lady saying we should have our garden planted already. I’m thinking we should skip our amateur efforts and conserve water for the desperate almond growers. I must have taken a nap and missed winter.

  45. Here in sunny California opened all doors and windows by noon. Tilling garden today. Things started blooming a couple weeks ago and my lady saying we should have our garden planted already. I’m thinking we should skip our amateur efforts and conserve water for the desperate almond growers. I must have taken a nap and missed winter.

  52. The hair-dryer thing is cute, but you’re not taking this Provided Clue seriously.
    You can buy thermostatically-controlled pipe-heater cable from Home Depot, Ace, Amazon, etc. It costs far less in money and hassle than another incident of frozen pipes might.
    You’ve been fooled once by unexpected cold snap.
    Don’t get fooled again.
    (If the climate continues on this pattern, you may become acquainted with plug-in heaters for car engines)

  53. The hair-dryer thing is cute, but you’re not taking this Provided Clue seriously.
    You can buy thermostatically-controlled pipe-heater cable from Home Depot, Ace, Amazon, etc. It costs far less in money and hassle than another incident of frozen pipes might.
    You’ve been fooled once by unexpected cold snap.
    Don’t get fooled again.
    (If the climate continues on this pattern, you may become acquainted with plug-in heaters for car engines)

  54. The hair-dryer thing is cute, but you’re not taking this Provided Clue seriously.
    You can buy thermostatically-controlled pipe-heater cable from Home Depot, Ace, Amazon, etc. It costs far less in money and hassle than another incident of frozen pipes might.
    You’ve been fooled once by unexpected cold snap.
    Don’t get fooled again.
    (If the climate continues on this pattern, you may become acquainted with plug-in heaters for car engines)

  58. Years and years ago, an enclosed porch was used to store a case of diet coke in winter, when the temperature suddenly dropped to negative.
    The distorted coke can? All of that case, except the ones that exploded. Frozen coke on the porch ceiling, and walls, that’s how violent it was.
    Learned the lesson.

  59. Years and years ago, an enclosed porch was used to store a case of diet coke in winter, when the temperature suddenly dropped to negative.
    The distorted coke can? All of that case, except the ones that exploded. Frozen coke on the porch ceiling, and walls, that’s how violent it was.
    Learned the lesson.

  60. Years and years ago, an enclosed porch was used to store a case of diet coke in winter, when the temperature suddenly dropped to negative.
    The distorted coke can? All of that case, except the ones that exploded. Frozen coke on the porch ceiling, and walls, that’s how violent it was.
    Learned the lesson.

  61. My thanks to LJ for posting the picture, which might well be captioned
    “The smallest and most trivial casualty of the 2015 cold snap”.
    Both cans were in a 12-pack that stayed in the trunk of my car for a few days. The bulgy one (still sealed) was the only one of the dozen that showed any sign of damage. A curious thing.
    –TP

  62. My thanks to LJ for posting the picture, which might well be captioned
    “The smallest and most trivial casualty of the 2015 cold snap”.
    Both cans were in a 12-pack that stayed in the trunk of my car for a few days. The bulgy one (still sealed) was the only one of the dozen that showed any sign of damage. A curious thing.
    –TP

  63. My thanks to LJ for posting the picture, which might well be captioned
    “The smallest and most trivial casualty of the 2015 cold snap”.
    Both cans were in a 12-pack that stayed in the trunk of my car for a few days. The bulgy one (still sealed) was the only one of the dozen that showed any sign of damage. A curious thing.
    –TP

  76. We’ve found the dual control heated mattress pad to be a life-changing invention.

    We’ve got one. It’s very, very nice. When I was sick, I had to keep it dialed up to high all of the time, but I normally sleep with it on the 2 or 3 setting.
    Your mileage will vary quite a bit, depending on what kind of bedding and covers you have.

  77. We’ve found the dual control heated mattress pad to be a life-changing invention.

    We’ve got one. It’s very, very nice. When I was sick, I had to keep it dialed up to high all of the time, but I normally sleep with it on the 2 or 3 setting.
    Your mileage will vary quite a bit, depending on what kind of bedding and covers you have.

  78. We’ve found the dual control heated mattress pad to be a life-changing invention.

    We’ve got one. It’s very, very nice. When I was sick, I had to keep it dialed up to high all of the time, but I normally sleep with it on the 2 or 3 setting.
    Your mileage will vary quite a bit, depending on what kind of bedding and covers you have.

  79. Because when you are having a multi-year drought, that kind of water use is a very serious no-no

    Probably more water is wasted when the pipes burst and flood your basement, though.
    I too have had the hose-bib thing happen. Twice. We have self-draining stopcocks, but if you forget and leave the hose attached, they’re not going to drain, and then they freeze and burst.
    So now we have quick-disconnect hoses.

  80. Because when you are having a multi-year drought, that kind of water use is a very serious no-no

    Probably more water is wasted when the pipes burst and flood your basement, though.
    I too have had the hose-bib thing happen. Twice. We have self-draining stopcocks, but if you forget and leave the hose attached, they’re not going to drain, and then they freeze and burst.
    So now we have quick-disconnect hoses.

  81. Because when you are having a multi-year drought, that kind of water use is a very serious no-no

    Probably more water is wasted when the pipes burst and flood your basement, though.
    I too have had the hose-bib thing happen. Twice. We have self-draining stopcocks, but if you forget and leave the hose attached, they’re not going to drain, and then they freeze and burst.
    So now we have quick-disconnect hoses.

  82. No doubt it is. But if you have lots, that’s a very localized problem. If there isn’t enough already, any water loss is going to hit everyone else as well.

  83. No doubt it is. But if you have lots, that’s a very localized problem. If there isn’t enough already, any water loss is going to hit everyone else as well.

  84. No doubt it is. But if you have lots, that’s a very localized problem. If there isn’t enough already, any water loss is going to hit everyone else as well.

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