I Don’t Know Whether To Laugh Or Cry

by hilzoy

Robin Wright in the Washington Post:

“After three decades of festering tensions, the United States and Iran are now facing off in a full-fledged cold war.

When the first Cold War began, in 1946, Winston Churchill famously spoke of an Iron Curtain that had divided Europe. As Cold War II begins half a century later, the Bush administration is trying to drape a kind of Green Curtain dividing the Middle East between Iran’s friends and foes. The new showdown may well prove to be the most enduring legacy of the Iraq conflict. The outcome will certainly shape the future of the Middle East — not least because the administration’s strategy seems so unlikely to work.

The new Cold War will take center stage this week, as President Bush dispatches Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates to the Middle East for a last-ditch appeal to recalcitrant U.S. allies on Iraq. Their pitch to Sunni Arab regimes spooked by the bloc of countries and movements led by Shiite Persian Iran will be simple: Support Iraq as a buffer against Iran or face living under Tehran’s growing shadow.”

OMG: A Green Curtain!!1! And what is it exactly that has made Iran’s shadow grow so large and menacing? Could it be … SATAN??

No. It was us.

We had the clever idea of ending several decades of successful containment of Iran by cleverly transforming Iraq from Iran’s biggest regional counterweight into a chaotic failed state “led”, if that is the right word, by people with close ties to Iran. In the process, we even more cleverly pinned our troops down right where Iran could get at them, and gave them every incentive to do what they could to keep us tied down there by hinting that as soon as we were finished with Iraq, it would be time to take down Teheran. We can’t get out unless the Maliki government succeeds, and so even though it is led by Shi’as and friendly to Iran, we are funding and supporting it, and trying to do so without empowering Iran, which is, um, impossible. At the same time, we are trying to contain Iranian influence in the region and mollify our increasingly nervous Sunni allies by by selling lots and lots of weapons — $20 billion worth — to the delightful government of Saudi Arabia. But guess what? Saudi Arabia is arming — of course — the insurgents who are fighting against the Maliki government — the very same government that we are trying to prop up!

This is what comes of having idiots in charge of our foreign policy.

Personally, I fail to see why we should see our issues with Iran as worth mentioning in the same breath as the Cold War. I’m with Greg Djeredjian on this one:

“I don’t know precisely when or how a middle-ranking power like Iran–rivaled in its immediate neighborhood alone by the likes of Turkey, Israel, Saudi Arabia and Pakistan–has somehow metamorphosed into America’s mega-foe thereby presenting us with a full-blown “Cold War II””

And I’d add: it is a country that has the ability to threaten us at all only because we have plunked down large numbers of troops next door to us. Moreover, while it has supported any number of dreadful groups throughout the Middle East, it has never actually attacked another country, and I find the idea that it might attack Israel ludicrous, given Israel’s nuclear arsenal.

But if we insist on viewing it as some sort of major threat, we ought to have thought of that before we invaded Iraq. Now we are stuck with an absolutely incoherent policy, in which our various goals are in massive and (as far as I can tell) irresoluble conflict. And besides, to quote IOZ (via American Footprints):

“Don’t listen to what they say; look at what they do. In this case, category Say is “prevent a wider regional war” and category Do is “pour billions of dollars worth of arms into the fragile, quarrelsome, precarious neighbors of an escalating civil war ever percolating under an American occupation.”

32 thoughts on “I Don’t Know Whether To Laugh Or Cry”

  1. I agree with you and Greg on the point of comparing Iran to the old Soviet Union (and calling this a cold war more generally).
    The only redeeming aspect of this article is that this whole “curtain” talk made me wonder whether there is something more than civil war and less than a cold war brewing. in other words, i wonder if we are hardening walls, drawing curtains, etc. that will lead to a “Great War” among the Shia and Sunni. It’s easy to see how a spark could set the forest ablaze, Archduke Ferdinand style.
    So again, yes, bad use of “Cold War.” But I do wonder if there is a curtain of sorts being drawn along ethnic lines that, at the least, significantly increases the possibility of a major regional war. (Turkey and Kurdistan don’t fit neatly into this picture though).

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  2. to clarify, it seems we’re doing everything we can to harden and reinforce ethnic rivalry. arming the sunnis for instance seems like an excellent way to keep Sistani’s UIA from crumbling (which could — in theory — give rise to cross-sectarian coalitions).

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  3. publius: in other words, i wonder if we are hardening walls, drawing curtains, etc. that will lead to a “Great War” among the Shia and Sunni. It’s easy to see how a spark could set the forest ablaze, Archduke Ferdinand style.
    That could be.
    In Baghdad, US forces and the Maliki government are building what amounts to a walled ghetto for Sunnis. It’s a perfect setup for a massacre. Riverbend and her family left Iraq because it looked very much if they stayed any longer, they wouldn’t be allowed to leave.
    Furthermore, it’s possible that the Bush administration and its oil corporation allies might feel that a Sunni-Shi’ite war would be to their advantage: it would leave the Middle East devastated and weak, and allow the US (they may think) to move into the power vacuum.
    What’s that thing they say; I hate how they make me feel like a nutty global conspiracy theorist, but any attempt to make sense out of what they’ve been doing comes up with stuff like this.

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  4. to clarify, it seems we’re doing everything we can to harden and reinforce ethnic rivalry.

    Given their record domestically, these clowns all have tin ears when it comes to the nuances and subtleties of inter-ethnic relationships.

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  5. This might be politically incorrect, but anyway:
    Was there ever a time in recent US history where the government saw no need to build up or play up a foreign bogeyman?
    Castro, Noriega, Gadahfi, Saddam, …
    Wasn’t there always an enemy d’jour?

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  6. Now we are stuck with an absolutely incoherent policy
    This is a result of having leaders whose fear of people outweighs their capacity for ratiocination.
    All they hear is their internal hysteria, not the evidence of their senses & wits.
    Hilzoy ought to go on Bill Moyers and talk about this. (Unsolicted Advice, sorry)

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  7. “middle-ranking power like Iran”
    There are only a couple really major powers out there, and we definitely don’t want to rattle their cages.
    At least Iran is in the middle rank. Iraq, in terms of actual capability, probably ranked near the bottom.
    But remember, bullies tend to shy away from anyone who could actually take them on.

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  8. As I recall, the Turks at the gates of Vienna did a lot to get Europe to unite, if only for a time. It strikes me that the US may be playing the role of the Turks at the moment, even if the Sunni and Shia in Iraq lost their place in the script.

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  9. Obscure, I don’t think Bush and company are suffering from “internal hysteria”. They certainly like to produce hysteria in others, but I think their motivations are not emotional — or at least not hysterical (Bush’s motivations may have some emotional components).

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  10. Is it not the sine qua non of most politics to induce fear to encourage change? Whether it is fear of an external enemy like Iraq or terrorism, fear of internal enemies like immigrants, or just plain fear of the unknown like global warming, advocates of certain policies tend to use fear as one of their major motivating points to generate action. This is by no means universal, and in some cases the fear is justified, but the bottom line is clear: fear is a pretty consistent political tool.

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  11. G’Kar: just plain fear of the unknown like global warming
    One of these things is not remotely like the others.
    There’s very little that’s significantly unknown about global warming. An effort to get governments and individuals to face up to the known changes needed to slow the process is not fear-mongering; it’s sanity.

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  12. After having every single justification advanced for the Iraq war turn to ashes in their mouths, is it any surprise that the Bush administration is desperate for a reframing of the conflict? And if that means they have to pass out 75 billion dollars’ worth of olive-drab party favors, why should they care? It’s not their own money, after all.

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  13. “There’s very little that’s significantly unknown about global warming. An effort to get governments and individuals to face up to the known changes needed to slow the process is not fear-mongering; it’s sanity.”
    This statement is of course entirely correct if we ignore questions of magnitude. Unfortunately, magnitude of change, cost of remdiation, and cost of avoiding change (if possible) are all very live questions.

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  14. Questions of scale and speed there may be, but there is no question of avoiding changes to deal with global warming.
    I don’t want to hijack the thread, just to register my objection to putting it in the same category of political fear-mongering as whipping up threats from Iran and immigration.
    It seems pretty clear to me that there’s a problem with our current regime’s, um, audacity
    Thought U.S. policy in the region couldn’t get any more dangerous and incoherent?

    On July 20, just two days before his successful reelection, Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan threatened a military incursion into Iraq against the Kurds. Last Wednesday, Murat Karayilan, head of the PKK political council, predicted that “the Turkish Army will attack southern Kurdistan.”
    Turkey has a well-trained, well-equipped army of 250,000 near the border, facing some 4,000 PKK fighters hiding in the mountains of northern Iraq. But significant cross-border operations surely would bring to the PKK’s side the military forces of the Kurdistan Regional Government, the best U.S. ally in Iraq. What is Washington to do in the dilemma of two friends battling each other on an unwanted new front in Iraq?
    The surprising answer was given in secret briefings on Capitol Hill last week by Eric S. Edelman, a former aide to Vice President Cheney who is now undersecretary of defense for policy. Edelman, a Foreign Service officer who once was U.S. ambassador to Turkey, revealed to lawmakers plans for a covert operation of U.S. Special Forces to help the Turks neutralize the PKK. They would behead the guerrilla organization by helping Turkey get rid of PKK leaders that they have targeted for years.
    Edelman’s listeners were stunned. Wasn’t this risky? He responded that he was sure of success, adding that the U.S. role could be concealed and always would be denied. Even if all this is true, some of the briefed lawmakers left wondering whether this was a wise policy for handling the beleaguered Kurds, who had been betrayed so often by the U.S. government in years past.

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  15. This is Novak, whose source would appear to be a (probably Republican) member of Congress. Will Edelman deny the story (of the briefing, much less the policy)? Will Gates? Were any Democrats briefed?

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  16. Nell, do you agree that the betraying Kurds fits in well with a pattern of betraying Sunni, Shia, and our own translators? We will be able to leave Iraq with a perfect record.

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  17. Oh, it fits a pattern, sure. But sending Special Forces to kill PKK leadership in Turkey and Kurdistan — that’s quite a step. I’ll be interested to see what sort of response this story generates. Yawns here, apparently.

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  18. It seems like a silly story. We didn’t send special forces to kill Saddam or Bin Laden or any enemies in Iran.

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  19. Nell: There’s very little that’s significantly unknown about global warming. An effort to get governments and individuals to face up to the known changes needed to slow the process is not fear-mongering; it’s sanity.
    I’m not going to threadjack either Nell – I’ll invite you over here if you want to discuss it more.

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  20. Iraq’s Humpty-Dumpty, and nothing’s going to put it back together again in this decade or the next. That’s why Bush shouldn’t be sending Rice and Gates to pitch the Sunni Arab regimes to support a Shiite-led-Iranian-influenced Iraqi government — he should send Biden and Gelb to pitch soft-partitioning, the only coherent strategy that has a chance to work to our benefit, and theirs.

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  21. [Bush] should send Biden and Gelb to pitch soft-partitioning, the only coherent strategy that has a chance to work to our benefit, and theirs.
    Maybe the Bush adminstration knows this–that would be why the adminstration insists on trying an incoherent strategy . . .

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  22. I feel like the US and Iran got off on the wrong foot. I mean, they’re natural allies. Both are closing in on a vision of theocratic socialism.
    The US and Iran: a bulwark against the godless nations!

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  23. Kurdish Journalites in Iran given death sentence

    “Iran has sentenced two dissident journalists from its ethnic Kurdish minority for being “enemies of God”. (BBC) This news needs to be taken seriously considering Iran is holding Americans hostage. What will their fate be? Rights watchdog Reporters Wit…

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  24. It seems like a silly story. We didn’t send special forces to kill Saddam or Bin Laden or any enemies in Iran.
    Saddam and the enemies in Iran were/are the government, with large armies; Bin Laden was receiving official protection from the government, with as much army as it had; special forces operations would seem quite dicey in the first two cases, somewhat less so in the second. Does the PKK fall into the same category? A question from my own ignorance, that; hilzoy’s other bits make it sound to me like the Kurdish leaders in Iraq have political reasons to not oppose the PKK, but would be reasonably pleased if it simply faded away.

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  25. RE: Assassination of PKK people.
    Murder is wrong except in self-defense. The destruction of Iraq was/is evil.
    All States are inhuman.
    If elected people are delegates how can I delegate to them stuff I can’t morally/legally do (e.g murder, torture).
    That people feel its OK to kill foreigners and to disregard/not-report their pleas for Mercy because doing so would “help Our Enemies”… while providing free health care to your own population is called “morally wrong”…
    Impeach Bush now. The 600 or so people who comprise Congress/Senate/Executive/U.S.S.C. have murdered hundreds of thousands with their policy of “Its OK to kill and murder and torture non-US people for US people”.
    No anti-war protests? Censorship of news from Iraq? Death squads and targeted assassinations of journalists/intelligentsia? Just like El Salvador?
    WTF is wrong with US leadership class?
    Why allow Bush/Cheney their WWIII? Personally, I think history will show that the US invasions of Iraq/Afghanistan started WW 3. US has destroyed a second-tier nation… and the US media complex doesn’t think its worth reporting (lesson learned from Vietnam… don’t accurately report the war) since this war wont have consequences (or so they were told- whats the price of oil? Why should those who profited the most from greenhouse gas emissions over the past century now reap windfalls due to an unnecessary war and the death and suffering of millions?)

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