by hilzoy
Maureen Dowd Eric Lipton has a good column article today. It’s about the Department of Homeland Security’s “National Asset Database”, which lists some 8,591 possible terrorist targets. Not surprisingly, it turns out to contain some peculiar things:
“It reads like a tally of terrorist targets that a child might have written: Old MacDonald’s Petting Zoo, the Amish Country Popcorn factory, the Mule Day Parade, the Sweetwater Flea Market and an unspecified “Beach at End of a Street.”
But the inspector general of the Department of Homeland Security, in a report released Tuesday, found that the list was not child’s play: all these “unusual or out-of-place” sites “whose criticality is not readily apparent” are inexplicably included in the official federal antiterrorism database. (…)
In addition to the petting zoo, in Woodville, Ala., and the Mule Day Parade in Columbia, Tenn., the auditors questioned many entries, including “Nix’s Check Cashing,” “Mall at Sears,” “Ice Cream Parlor,” “Tackle Shop,” “Donut Shop,” “Anti-Cruelty Society” and “Bean Fest.”
Even people connected to some of those businesses or events are baffled at their inclusion as possible terrorist targets.
“Seems like someone has gone overboard,” said Larry Buss, who helps organize the Apple and Pork Festival in Clinton, Ill. “Their time could be spent better doing other things, like providing security for the country.”
Angela McNabb, manager of the Sweetwater Flea Market, which is 50 miles from Knoxville, Tenn., said: “I don’t know where they get their information. We are talking about a flea market here.” (…)
One business owner who learned from a reporter that a company named Amish Country Popcorn was on the list was at first puzzled. The businessman, Brian Lehman, said he owned the only operation in the country with that name.
“I am out in the middle of nowhere,” said Mr. Lehman, whose business in Berne, Ind., has five employees and grows and distributes popcorn. “We are nothing but a bunch of Amish buggies and tractors out here. No one would care.”
But on second thought, he came up with an explanation.
“Maybe because popcorn explodes?””
Ha ha ha. Those kidders at the Department of Homeland Security. In addition to Nix’s Check cashing, there’s also a Mailboxes Etc., a tackle shop, and something listed only as “inn”. I’m sure all the patrons of these fine establishments will feel safer knowing that DHS is keeping an eye on them. If only the same could be said for the rest of us.
But how, I hear you ask, did DHS manage to add insult to the possibility of injury? Well, as I was reading the actual DHS report (pdf), I got to its first list of “Examples of Out-of-Place Assets” (p. 11). Assets are supposed to be either “critical infrastructure” or “key assets”, and key assets are defined as follows: “Key assets include symbols or historical attractions, such as prominent national, state, or local monuments and icons.” (pp. 2-3) “Out-of-Place Assets” are things that do not meet these criteria, but are on the list anyways; this list picks out some supposedly egregious examples. And there, along with Nix’s Check Cashing, Mall At Sears, Auto Shop, and one state’s “Right to Life Committee” (?!), what did I find?
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