On a lighter note…

Via Instapundit: There’s a wonderful competition at Fark: best photoshopped version of Mars pictures. Predictably, there are lots of variants on the “there’s someone else in the picture” theme; my favorite is this: I also like this: But in the end, I agree with Instapundit: this one takes the cake: Even if they did misspell … Read more

Waiter, There’s Some Mouse In My Stem Cells …

From the LA Times: “All human embryonic stem cell lines approved for use in federally funded research are contaminated with a foreign molecule from mice that may make them risky for use in medical therapies, according to a study released Sunday. Researchers at UC San Diego and the Salk Institute for Biological Studies in La … Read more

Torture Redux

Mr. Donald writes further to my post on torture — and the place for government torturers (if any): Your answer suggests that you, like myself, would in that given case promptly set to work torturing the suicide bomber, and would be right to do so. The government’s special privilege to commit violence is already dangerously … Read more

Anti-Muslim Americans: Please Note!

Really, make an effort to pay attention this time (from Sully): The chief Imam of the Grand Mosque in Mecca, Sheikh Abdulrahman Al-Sudais, gives an annual sermon decrying extremism and terror. Money quote: "Islam is the religion of moderation. There is no room for extremism in Islam," he said. He called on Muslims to "protect … Read more

Why They Hate Us Revisited

Matthew Yglesias has an interesting post on the dynamics of terrorism and democracy.  I think he makes a key mistake that when analyzed further can actually be very helpful: As today’s Friedman offering notes, but doesn’t seem to process, a lot of your radicalized Arabs in the world are people of (mostly North African) Arab … Read more

A hopeful sign. Really.

As if we didn’t know that our enemies are, indeed, our enemies: "We have declared a fierce war on this evil principle of democracy and those who follow this wrong ideology," said the speaker, who identified himself as Zarqawi. "Anyone who tries to help set up this system is part of it." It’s always nice … Read more

A Real Prince Passes (Johnny Carson RIP)

I heard a short entertainment brief just the other day about how David Letterman was being sent the occassional joke by late-night legend Johnny Carson. It was one of those odd non-news vignettes that reminds you how long the subject has been out of the public eye, and it struck me that his folks most likely sent out this press release to soften the coming blow. And so it is. Johnny Carson has died at the age of 79.

Anyone too young to remember the elegantly simple charm of Jay Leno’s predecessor missed a true master of the art.

The boyish-looking Nebraska native with the disarming grin, who survived every attempt to topple him from his late-night talk show throne, was a star who managed never to distance himself from his audience.

His wealth, the adoration of his guests — particularly the many young comics whose careers he launched — the wry tales of multiple divorces: Carson’s air of modesty made it all serve to enhance his bedtime intimacy with viewers.

"Heeeeere’s Johnny!" was the booming announcement from sidekick Ed McMahon that ushered Carson out to the stage. Then the formula: the topical monologue, the guests, the broadly played skits such as "Carnac the Magnificent."

But America never tired of him; Carson went out on top when he retired in May 1992.

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Blizzard Poetry Open Thread

The Sunday morning pundit programs are all being pre-empted by really boring blizzard coverage (how many different frozen reporters standing before an empty street  with snow blowing around in the background do we need to see to understand it’s cold outside?). So consider this a versifying open thread. Share your favorite, share your own, or send photos of the view outside your window.

Here’s a piece I read a while ago and couldn’t get out of my head:

A Poem That I Wrote in a High Fever

You who are lengthening your lives
with the best doctors and the best medicines
remember those who are shortening their lives
with the wars
that you in your long lives are not
preventing.

You who are again screwing
the younger generations
and winking at each other
the winking of you eyelids
is like the chill of the swinging shutters
in an empty house.

–Yehuda Amichai
(Translated, from the Hebrew, by Leon Wieseltier.)

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You Have the Right to Remain Repugnant

Well, it looks like Iraq’s gonna try again to arrest joint US-Iran favorite, Ahmad Chalabi (well, perhaps former US favorite, although, he’s got the snapshots [via Kos] to prove he was once very, very, very, welcome by some of the GOP’s biggest names).

Last time around, a U.S.-appointed Iraqi judge issued a warrant for Chalabi’s arrest on charges of counterfeiting money, but the charges were dropped in September 2004.

This time, the charge seems less serious, but there’s a lot of money involved, so if Chalabi doesn’t have a few more aces up his sleeve he may be going down:

[Iraq’s interim defense minister Hazim al-Shaalan] told London-based newspaper Asharq al-Awsat in remarks published on Friday he would [after the holy holiday Eid al-Adha] order the arrest after Chalabi accused the defense minister in an interview of stealing $500 million from the ministry and posted documents on a Web site accusing Shaalan of links to Saddam Hussein’s government.

The charge is "maligning" the Defense Minister. What’s that get ya? A slap on the wrist and a severe tickling?

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Snowbound Saturday Cat Blogging/Open Thread

My cat Nils is not very smart. (Although he wishes me to add that he is a mighty hunter and slayer of mice. Among the phrases he recognizes is: Nils! viscera!) In the past few days he has developed a new and charming addition to his repertoire of not-very-smartnesses. Namely: My house has two doors: … Read more

Wrap Your Mind Around This.

From Ha’aretz via LeanLeft comes news of quite possibly the biggest idiots I have ever heard of, which is saying a lot: the The White Israeli Union, creators of the first ever Israeli neo-Nazi web site: “The site is well organized. It has text and pictures showing the activists of the organization, “The White Israeli … Read more

Sharia Vigilantism in New Jersey?

Last Sunday, the New York Post reported on the murder of the Armanious family, consisting of husband, wife and two daughters.  The Armanious’ were Coptic Christians originally hailing from Egyptian.  Hossam Armanious was outspoken in his beliefs and he displayed them for all to see on paltalk.com.  He paid for those beliefs in full, not … Read more

Krieg Macht Frei

I’m concerned about the hawkish subtext of President Bush’s inaugural address yesterday. On one hand, as a staunch advocate of human rights, I recognize that capitalist democracies do indeed foster the sort of societies most guaranteed to ensure each person’s right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. On the other hand, I believe the path to such government must be the choice of those involved. The "democracy via the barrel of a gun" method offends my inner individualist, as it results in the indiscriminate deaths of those it’s presumably trying to liberate, and that sacrifice should be their choice, not some outside power’s.

William Safire raved about the speech in his column today:

Yesterday’s strongly thematic address was indeed "the freedom speech." Not only did the words "freedom, free, liberty" appear 49 times, but the president used the world-watched occasion to expound his basic reason for the war and his vision of America’s mission in the world.

I rate it among the top 5 of the 20 second-inaugurals in our history.

A bit of hyperbole, perhaps, but it’s his column. Then, however, I can’t help but imagine Bill’s Cialis kicked in, because he gets a bit more than rationally excited about the implications of the speech:

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Random Whining

You all know one aspect of me pretty well, but not another.  I play volleyball about 20 hours a week.  I wasn’t an athletic child, so I take great pride in the fact that after many years of work at it, I’m actually really good at a sport.  It keeps me fit and lets me … Read more

Edgy Advertising

Kevin over at Wizbang came across a Volkswagen commercial for a model known as the Polo, and it literally ends with a bang.  As it turns out, the ad was not sanctioned by Volkswagen or its ad agency, and they referred to it as a "hoax viral commercial".  The creators of the ad are known … Read more

The Wannsee Conference

As some of you may have noticed, I keep track of various anniversaries, since I’ve always thought that there are certain things that one should reflect on on a regular basis, and anniversaries are as good a time as any. Most of them are happy: the anniversary of the Bill of Rights, for instance. This … Read more

First Tinky-Winky, Now Sponge-Bob Square Pants??!?

From the New York Times: “On the heels of electoral victories barring same-sex marriage, some influential conservative Christian groups are turning their attention to a new target: the cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants. “Does anybody here know SpongeBob?” Dr. James C. Dobson, the founder of Focus on the Family, asked the guests Tuesday night at a … Read more

Legal Bleg

This is a terrible abuse of my blogging privileges and surely sanctionable under the Bloggers’ Code, but I have a sincere bleg for my legally-minded colleagues and readers.  I’m positive I recall a case, possibly written by Judge Posner of the Seventh Circuit, which makes the point that a complaint doesn’t meet the standards of … Read more

US Homophobes Helping Our Enemies

You read that right. Homophobes in the United States are traitors. No, make that Traitors, with a capital "T." They are giving comfort to our enemies, jeopardizing our efforts to protect the homeland, and putting us all at greater risk. I expect them to be rounded up and their trials to begin immediately. {You drinking … Read more

The Right Question I

This is the first in what I hope will be a continuing series.  It isn’t meant to be particularly partisan.  I call it "The Right Question" because I’m not going to attempt to provide an answer–I hope that it will spark discussion.  Today’s question was sparked in my head by this post at Crooked Timber.  … Read more

Guess What? I’m A Republican!

I was reading RedState, as I sometimes do, when I cam across this post, by Thomas, called ‘What It Means To Be A Republican’. Here’s what being a Republican means:

“It means a belief in ordered liberty — that human beings can reach their greatest potential with minimal government influence; but that men, never angels, still need some bare rules in which to work. It means a belief in the rule of law, not of men. It means believing that, generally, the fewer rules and taxes laid down on human enterprise, the better.

It means a belief that not only are all Men created equal, but also that it is an innate condition of human beings, not an arbitrary gift of government. It means that all humans carry within them, inseparably and without any need for government affirmation or provision, certain basic rights, not the least of which are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

It means that we believe America is a shining city on a hill, the last, best hope of Mankind. That though America is not perfect — and never will be — we are the best thing going. That “American exceptionalism” is a good thing, and not a slander. It means that we believe America can achieve almost anything, if it puts its collective mind to it. It means that when and if America eventually falls, the world will be a darker place — and it means that we know it.

It means remembering that Americans are not a weird mishmash of competing interest and ethnic groups, but a people bound together, not by blood, but by common dreams and beliefs and hopes, and by a belief that some truths are self-evident.

It means knowing that politics ends at some point, and the important things in life — hearth, home, faith, family, community — resume.

It means knowing that sometimes the dark and terrible things of the world can and should be allowed to die their own deaths, and sometimes, rough men must gather their arms and march into battle to defeat them.”

Now, I was a Republican back in 1980, when I registered in order to vote for John Anderson in the primaries. But I didn’t know that I was a Republican today. Apparently, though, I am — mostly, at any rate. Here’s how I see it.

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Global Poverty: A Thought (Not Mine*)

When people ask why impoverished countries haven’t improved their condition recently, opinions sometimes break down along the following lines: some people point out that the terms of trade are stacked in favor of rich countries, which impedes their efforts to trade their way to increased prosperity, and others point out that many of those countries are very badly governed, which produces the same result. (Myself, I think that both claims are obviously true.) One of the reasons people insist on one or the other point is, I think, that the first implies that rich countries are at least partially responsible for the continued immiseration of poor countries, while the second seems to imply that it’s those countries’ own fault. (Not the fault of their entire population, obviously, since often those bad governments seize control in coups, but at any rate not something we can do anything about.)

I want to call this last assumption into question, and argue that the fact that poor countries often have disastrous governments is in part the result of an international legal framework that we have put in place, and that we are in a much better position than poor countries to change. But, to be clear at the outset: I am not trying to argue that this is wholly our fault, or anything. Obviously, it’s not. The nature of international legal arrangements is, I think, much more the doing of rich countries than of poor ones, but I have no idea how large these arrangements’ contribution to bad governance in poor countries is. I am just trying to argue that since it’s unlikely that these arrangements don’t contribute at all to bad governance in the developing world, changes in international legal principles could lessen the number of thugs who take over poor countries; and thus that when a poor country is taken over by a thug, that’s not something we have no responsibility whatsoever for, as if it were a random natural catastrophe.

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On Torture: A follow-up on my Challenge to the Blogosphere

On January 7, 2005, I issued a challenge for a blogger to step forward to defend the following position:

Resolved: in fighting the war on terror, there are circumstances in which a U.S. government agent should be able to torture a prisoner without risking criminal or civil liability.

(Or one like it.)  I offered the take the other side — the anti-torture side — in the debate.

I’ve yet had no takers.  James Donald sent the following hypothetical by e-mail, however, which I publish with his permission:

You intercept a car bomber who was about to blow up a mosque full of innocents. His handlers are trying to provoke civil war by committing enormous atrocities.

You know the average suicide bomber is none too bright and none too sane – that his handler is somewhere nearby attempting, not very successfully, to guide him to the desired target. So you ask him. "Who is your handler? Who supplied you with all these explosives, who installed the detonator? Where did the explosives come from? He does not answer. What you gonna do?

I know what I would do, whether or not I am employed by the US government. What would you do?

The question misses the point.  The issue is not what one should do in a given case.  The issue is what rules should generally apply.   

There are situations in which I would torture a captured, powerless foe.  There are situations in which I’d want my government to torture a seeming innocent in my name.  And, as I mentioned in my original post, I can even dream up exceptional situations in which I would happily agree to torture a seven year old child to a slow death.  (So can you, I bet.)

But if we’re going to discuss legitimizing torture, we need to start with the rules that will generally apply.  We can’t start with the exceptions. 

It’s therefore telling whenever a person wants to argue that torture should be legitimized, they rarely argue a rule.  They nearly always argue an exception.  Or they resort to a generalized, "I wouldn’t take anything off the table."  (See, e.g., this old den Beste post.)

They do this because they don’t have a rule to argue.  They don’t have standards to apply.  They don’t want to make an affirmative case.  They want to rely on an ad hoc assembly of examples.  A generalized fear.  A broad concern.  It is because their position is fundamentally weak.  They need to conceal its weakness. 

Well, my position isn’t weak.  So here’s my rule.  Torture is prohibited.  If you torture, you assume the risk of your act — of being prosecuted and of being convicted. 

There is no immunity because you are working for the government or because you believe it’s for he greater good.  A thousand roads have been laid with some variation of such words, and they each lead to a Godwin’s law violation.  There is good reason not to lay another.

Will this mean that every torturer will be punished?  Probably not.  Indeed, in a truly exceptional case no prosecutor would indict and no jury would convict.  But, as I mentioned, the rules are not designed for exceptional cases. 

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Still, to answer Mr. Donald’s question:  I frankly don’t know what I would do — I mean, other than interrogating the guy to the nines and (ultimately) tossing him in jail.  Would I enhance my interrogation by pulling out his fingernails?  Breaking his fingers with a wrench?  Punching him a couple times in the balls?  Slowly bleeding him to death?  Sodomizing him with a toilet plunger?  Loosing (or threatening to loose) an attack dog on him?  Plunging his face into water?  Threatening to kill his wife, his son, and his month old baby girl?  Actually killing them?

Would any of these things would improve the intelligence that I received from a "none too bright and none too sane" suicide bomber?

And what are the stakes?  If I don’t torture the bomber, I may not be able to locate the leadership of the insurgent group?  Wouldn’t that same standard potentially apply to every insurgent fighter — legitimizing torture against the entire enemy force? 

Is that the rule that I should apply?

UPDATE:  Contrapositive notes some less-than encouraging comments from (now) Secretary Rice at hearing regarding this very subject.  Maybe, if Sens. Boxer and Kerry hadn’t made asses of themselves yesterday, these comments would have gotten more play.  (For the record, I support elavating Rice to State, and thus am having difficulty getting too worked up about this.)

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What Becomes a Monster Most?

Apparently unsatisfied with how startled the world was with this Czar-like power grab, Russian President Vladimir Putin’s government has approved the erection of a new statue of Josef Stalin.

Moscow plans to erect a new statue of Soviet dictator Josef Stalin, returning his once-ubiquitous image to its streets after an absence of four decades, a top city official said Wednesday.

Since President Vladimir Putin was elected in 2000, a number of Soviet symbols — including the national anthem and an army flag — have been restored to use, reflecting widespread nostalgia for Russia’s communist years.

But rehabilitation of Stalin, who was denounced after his death in 1953 by the Soviet leadership for encouraging a cult of personality and killing millions of real and imagined opponents, has previously been out of bounds. Statues of Stalin were removed from Moscow’s public spaces in the 1960s.

"A monument will be erected to those who took part in (leading the war against Adolf Hitler), including Stalin," Oleg Tolkachev, Moscow’s senator in the upper house of parliament, told Ekho Moskvy radio.

Eugene Volokh asks whether this means we’ll soon see statues of Hitler in Berlin.

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A Few Thoughts on Failure

Yesterday, I was handed a major setback in my plans for an entrepreneurial enterprise I’ve been working very hard for lately. (I don’t want to say more than that about it, but wanted to offer that information as context.) But, in a word, it made me feel like a failure.

After about an hour and a half of stubbornly resisting my partner’s very sweet and sincere attempts to cheer me up, though, I finally calmed down enough to watch the first episode of the new American Idol season. It didn’t take long before I was laughing and feeling less sorry for myself (certainly in comparison to some of the contestants).

Based on how many people acknowledged that they can’t stand to watch otherwise reasonable people make fools of themselves on TV in the Phobia post, I imagine watching the first few episodes of American Idol (when the really, really awful applicants get air time) is entirely too painful for many here, but it is an amazing human drama.

Sully put it this way:

I have to say that the early "American Idol" shows are some of the most consistently entertaining and unbearably cruel programs in America. Last night gave us that tender line between delusions of talent and borderline personality disorder – and smudged it. Are those people for real or very clever plants? I’m hoping the latter.

There were a few doozies.

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Tort Reform

If you’re thinking about President Bush’s proposal to impose federal tort reform, read this post at Strange Women Lying in Ponds.  I want to find a practical way to limit medical malpractice claims (our own Charles Bird wrote on this a short time ago), but Bush’s proposal for a nationwide cap on tort damages has … Read more

Nuts.

This article, linked by Professor Bainbridge, argues that companies should provide "[p]ayment in-kind (perks), deferred compensation (corporate loans)," and encourage "conspicuous consumption" among top employees in order to ensure that they remain loyal to the firm.  If the abstract to the article accurately reflects its argument, however, the authors have lept off the crazy branch … Read more

Why the NYT Pisses Me Off

Some days you are just going along fairly well and then something really sets you off.  I was having a good day until Powerlineblog directed my attention to this NYT article on IraqTheModel.  IraqTheModel is a generally, though not reflexively pro-American weblog run by three Iraqis.  Last month, as the authors met with the President, … Read more

Like a Punch Drunk Boxer

There is no other conclusion. Barbara Boxer is either an utter moron or bald-faced liar. Or worse, both. In her cross examination of Condoleeza Rice earlier today, it makes you wonder if she ever read the resolution authorizing George W. Bush to remove Saddam Hussein, or just happened to hear about it from Dan Rather. This…is CNN:

Rice insisted the war in Iraq was not launched solely over WMD. Deposed Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein, she said, welcomed terrorists, attacked his own neighbors and paid suicide bombers in the conflict between Israel and Palestinians.

But Boxer said the bill passed by Congress authorizing the war in Iraq was, "WMD, period."

"Let’s not rewrite history, it’s too soon for that," Boxer said.

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Muayed Al-Nasseri is Our Enemy (and Iraq’s)

There’s not much more to add to this stunning interview captured by memri.org. The interview of al Nasseri, commander of the Army of Muhammed, was aired by an Iraqi TV channel that operates from the UAE, Al-Fayhaa TV. It again shows that the so-called insurgents are enemies of freedom and democracy, and that they are aided and abetted by the governments of Syria and Iran. Some excerpts from al Nasseri:

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Cynic or Conqueror?

We join our young hero right after his father’s assassination, when the Greek world is still cautiously sizing him up, looking for signs the young king may be vulnerable. He’s touring Corinth. From Alexander the Great by Lewis V. Cummings (Grove Press, New York, 1940-1968, pg. 89): To him with due homage came soldiers, statesmen, … Read more

Condi Discovers Diplomacy

With a nice backhanded swat at the man she’s replacing, Dr. Condoleezza Rice is expected to pledge to mend relationships with our allies when she appears before Congress to be interviewed for the job of America’s #1 diplomat. On one hand that’s heartening as it demonstrates she understands the position she’s acquiring, but on the other hand it’s nearly farcical:

As Condoleezza Rice’s confirmation hearing got underway, she planned to pledge to work to mend ties with allies frayed by the war in Iraq, based on prepared remarks. "The time for diplomacy is now," she was expected to tell senators.

With all due respect, Dr. Rice, the time for diplomacy was before we invaded Iraq. Before thousands of innocent Iraqis were murdered in an atmosphere allowed to get out of hand, due to a shortage of troops, brought about greatly through US ally-alienating arrogance and swagger…before you and Rumsfeld effectively ran ramshot over Powell’s efforts to work with the rest of the world, hellbent as you were to get our soldiers onto Iraqi soil on your timetable.

But a quick look back may reveal what lies ahead for the good Doctor on the fence-mending front:

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