Absolutely not.

Forget it. Not a chance. I refuse to even think about it. It’s not that important a part of my life…

(pause)

…OK, that’s a flat-out lie, but this would still have to be the absolutely, positively last option remaining open to me before I’d even contemplate it. And all of this, let me assure you, is a completely and strictly theoretical discussion, thank you very much…

Moe

8 thoughts on “Absolutely not.”

  1. Moe,
    If you go to some of the really authentic Cchinese restaurants in New York’s Chinatown, Jellyfish is on the menu. Never tried it. In Portuguese the name is agua viva (literally “living water”).

  2. Randy: Jellyfish is prized in Chinese cuisine for its slightly gelatinous crunch (or crunchy gelatin, depending on how it’s prepared), much like sea cucumber and chicken’s feet. It’s a texture thing; AFAIK, it’s the only major cuisine in which texture plays such a central role, thus somewhat explaining shark’s fin, bird’s nest, abalone, jellyfish, &c
    Moe: I have to say, I’m not particularly surprised at the article. I read an article on the plane on conotoxins and the man who obtains them by — wait for it — “milking” the cone snails. I was familiar with the concept before (I used to absolutely love shell collecting when I was a kid, and cone shells were some of my favorite) but I hadn’t realized that people actually did that with live ones…

  3. I have eaten jellyfish at dim sum several times. I don’t like it. I DO like chicken’s feet, sea cucumber, ducks feet, duck tongues and the like, so it isn’t squeamishness. Just not a lot of nice tastes for my particular palate.
    ps – Moe, or anyone technical, the OBWi comment thing is refusing my blog address. When I try to post a comment, I get this message:

    Invalid URL ‘http://double-plus-ungood.blogspot.com’
    Please correct the error in the form below, then press Post to post your comment.

  4. Moe-
    I’m thinking that it’s the

    threat

    of the “jellyfish cure” that does the trick. At least, I’m pretty sure it would work if it involved actual application of the jellyfish. It would for me.*
    *Err..insert obligatory “If I had any problems like that” qualifier.

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