Two scenarios.

I am not yet at the point where I reliably dream of blogging – it has happened, terrifyingly enough, but not on a regular basis – but the shower is turning into a useful place to think of possible posts. Of course, I’m more of a linker than a thinker, so I mostly let them pass because I’m off to work later, but weekends are a different story. So, two questions on Iran.

1). Someone taps you on the shoulder and informs you that the United States of America is prepared to change its policy on Iran in any one way, based on your input. What would you change right now*, and why?

Yes, yes, you would first immediately either expel or guarantee the re-election of the current administration, thank you, that has to wait for November either way and the question was about what to change right now.

2). Let us postulate that you will wake up tomorrow to find that you are the President of the United States (no, you don’t have to be George W Bush), and that reports are coming in that a popular uprising has begun against the current theocracy in Iran. The rebels are secular, pro-democracy, have broad support from the populace but not much in the way of heavy weapons and are at least neutral towards the United States; indeed, there is already a widespread belief that the CIA was behind it all (in this case, you know that it was not). The consensus at the UN is rapidly hardening in favor of the existing regime, particularly as said regime is suddenly ready to sign all sorts of nonproliferation agreements in exchange for public support.
Do you support the rebellion, or not?

Moe

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A new category.

Pretty much designed for those times when I know that I’m being a big meanie about something, but I can’t make myself care. Example: this little bit about PETA vs. Michael Moore. Michael Moore is making headlines with his controversial documentary, but one group is targeting the filmmaker for his waistline. People for the Ethical … Read more

Grace Note.

I liked this comment so much from Constant Reader asdf – in an odd way, I needed this comment, or one like it – that I’m giving it its own thread. I don’t pretend to have all the answers, but at least the questions are still being asked, not screamed.

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It must be Annoyed Moe Friday…

There was an angry post here at first, which I deleted. Let us simply say that if Kevin Drum wishes to complain about some conservatives then he should not use language that implies inappropriate reactions exhibited by all conservatives – and that if he indeed feels that the reactions in that post are universal of … Read more

The hearings

An honest question:
Would it be fair to say, based on his performance today, that Rumsfeld thought the worst thing about Abu Ghraib was that there were pictures; and seemed angriest when talking about those pictures being leaked to the press?

Or do I only say that out of partisanship, bitterness, and knowledge of how things like this play out when there are no pictures?

It could well be the latter. I do realize that it doesn’t seem real until you see it first hand. Rumsfeld sounded a lot more contrite, and hell, a lot more human, at the beginning of today’s hearings than he had before. That may be because he knows his job depends on it, but it also may be that he didn’t see all of the pictures until last night.

But, God. We need to learn to prevent these things before they happen, and certainly before pictures of them are broadcast on 60 Minutes and Al-Jazeera. And I’m not even a little confident that it will happen.

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Useless Joe

It’s so embarrassing to watch the Committee on Armed Services question Rumsfeld and company and have to compare Joe Lieberman to Lindsey Graham. As a Democrat I mean. Matt Yglesias said it well: I should note in the spirit of bipartisanship that Sens. Lindsay Graham and Susan Collins both turned in much better performances than … Read more

The problem with contractors

(via Josh Marshall) One disadvantage the administration forgot about private contractors versus the military: Contractors can talk to the press without necessarily ruining their careers. And Torin Nelson, who worked as a contractor in both Guantanamo Bay and Abu Ghraib, and named as a witness but not a suspect in the Taguba report, has talked … Read more

Big War, Little War

There seem to be two distinct camps in the debate on the War on Terror:

The Big War crowd argues that there are alliances and common interests among terrorist groups that extend far beyond al Qaida and anything short of total ideological warfare is doomed to failure (i.e., we’ll be targeted again unless we rip this worldwide threat out by its roots and destroy its ability to regenerate, and quickly).

The Little War crowd argues that we have a known, dangerous enemy, still at large, and we should have focussed our energies on targeting that enemy and its leader, so that we’re fighting one battle at a time, and fighting each one well (i.e., we’re using resources in Iraq that could be better used at the Afghanistan/Pakistan border).

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Rummy must go? Ummm, No.

Put me with Glenn Reynolds and Donald Sensing. From Sensing: [T]he calls for [Rumsfield’s] head are both idiotic and deceptive. . . . Deceptive because Rummy is taking the fire, but Bush is the target. A more purely partisan, crass, politically-motivated campaign I have never seen. And yes, I include the Ken Starr investigation. The … Read more

US Citizen Implicated in Spanish Bombing

I highlight this article about US lawyer Brandon Mayfield’s possible involvement in the Spanish bombings despite its preliminary nature for a few reasons. First, it doesn’t seem to be getting much notice (at least as of this writing). Second, if he was involved, it highlights the international and ideological nature of the threat.

Different perspective.

Bill of INDC took a break from his usual rounds of righteous pictoral mockery of the Giant Puppet People to survey the recent pro-choice march in Washington. Bill is trying to articulate his own pro-choice attitudes – something I can relate to; my own opinions aren’t that easy to map* – so the series (Part … Read more

Spoonful of sugar.

This funny IMAO link (A Frank Guide to a Cordial Political Discussion) showed up in comments; it’s got some really good advice about debates in it and the bloodthirsty nature of the What Not To Do examples seemed to have had an oddly calming effect on the debate there. I wonder if it can be … Read more

Two for two.

I noted this somewhat troubling head’s-up about tensions in Georgia (the Eurasian one) from the Command Post; as usual, the Argus was on top of the situation (and its peaceful conclusion) by the time I could get around to blogging about it. Nathan: blogging about Central Asia so that I don’t have to embarrass myself … Read more

Putting together a band.

A band of bloggers, that is. Steven Taylor of Poliblog thinks that it’d be neat to bring together himself, Jeff Goldstein of Protein Wisdom, James Joyner of Outside the Beltway and Robert Tagorda of Priorities & Friviolities and go be the blogging team for The Weekly Standard. Personally, I think that it’s a dandy idea; … Read more

Rummy

This is the rare newspaper editorial (as opposed to Op-Ed) that pulls no punches, and gets it exactly right:

THE HORRIFIC abuses by American interrogators and guards at the Abu Ghraib prison and at other facilities maintained by the U.S. military in Iraq and Afghanistan can be traced, in part, to policy decisions and public statements of Secretary of Defense Donald H. Rumsfeld….

The lawlessness began in January 2002 when Mr. Rumsfeld publicly declared that hundreds of people detained by U.S. and allied forces in Afghanistan “do not have any rights” under the Geneva Conventions. That was not the case: At a minimum, all those arrested in the war zone were entitled under the conventions to a formal hearing to determine whether they were prisoners of war or unlawful combatants. No such hearings were held, but then Mr. Rumsfeld made clear that U.S. observance of the convention was now optional. Prisoners, he said, would be treated “for the most part” in “a manner that is reasonably consistent” with the conventions — which, the secretary breezily suggested, was outdated.

Note that the Post accepts the administration’s view that Al Qaeda terrorists can be legitimately held and interrogated without the protections of the Geneva convention. They are okay with that, as long as there’s an initial hearing to determine that this is really an Al Qaeda terrorist and not a Taliban conscript; as long as we have procedures that ensure that the Convention Against Torture is not violated; and as long as it is reserved for extraoardinary cases.

(This will surprise many readers, but I think I am okay with that too. I would add that indefinite detention without a real hearing–probably not an ordinary criminal trial, but a real hearing with real representation for the accused that goes beyond the original POW/enemy combatant distinction–should not be an option.)

Of course, none of that is relevant in Iraq, a country which we chose to invade, where the few Al Qaeda and Ba’athist terrorists are scattered among many ordinary guerillas and even more innocent civilians we’ve captured by mistake. Yet Rumsfeld still says the Geneva Convention is optional:

On Monday Mr. Rumsfeld’s spokesman said that the secretary had not read Mr. Taguba’s report, which was completed in early March. Yesterday Mr. Rumsfeld told a television interviewer that he still hadn’t finished reading it, and he repeated his view that the Geneva Conventions “did not precisely apply” but were only “basic rules” for handling prisoners.

Even if you don’t care about the Iraqis, this is not doing our own troops any favors. It’s obvious to almost everyone that Abu Ghraib is a practical as well as a moral disaster. And even if our success in Iraq didn’t depend so heavily on the general population’s trust; even if it were a simpler and more purely military struggle; even if those pictures weren’t the world’s best ad campaign for Osama bin Laden….we didn’t sign the Geneva Convention because we were goody-two-shoes. It’s in our interest to treat captives decently. It encourages the enemy to surrender instead of fighting to the death, and it increases the chances that our own soldiers will be treated decently when they’re captured.

I like his poetry as much as the next girl. But as far as I’m concerned, Rumsfeld has joined Ashcroft and Tenet and whoever ratted out Valerie Plame in the “should be SO fired” club. Read the whole Washington Post editorial and tell me you disagree.

(via commenter otmar at Tacitus)

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Ceci est vraiment une pipe!

What would you pay for this colorful portrait of a boy holding a pipe? Wait! Don’t answer. What if I told you this painting is now nearly 100 years old and was painted by a young man who would dominate the art world in the 20th Century, whose name is virtually synonymous with the revolutionary … Read more

Frat Law

There is a popular meme making the rounds, which suggests that the abuse at Abu Ghraib Prison was not “torture” or was more akin to fraternity-style hazing. Charles Johnson of Little Green Footballs, who gets his last link from me in this post, presents the case: I’m really surprised (and increasingly irked) at how widespread … Read more

Creature of the Night? Pshaw.

I can barely keep my eyes open. I’m telling you, this nosferatu thing is strictly for the younger generations. I remember when staying up all night was an achievement… these days, it’s a disaster. And let’s not even think about going out and baying at the moon; howling is many things, but beautiful music ain’t … Read more

Bloganalysis.

I’ll admit it; I’m a sucker for metagaming this entire blogging thing. The mechanisms by which blogs develop readership, grow, shrink, influence, live, die… I find it all really, really fascinating, which is why I always enjoy it when the Politboro Diktat does a post on the subject. Which is why I’m linking to Dean … Read more

Cynical title deleted by author.

Oberon’s talking about USA Patriot over at North Georgia Dogma. He’s got the makings for a good, nonpartisan discussion about what needs to go and what needs to stay; it’s a pity that I’m in precisely the wrong mood to contribute meaningfully. Check it out anyway.

Doh! Canada

Via Phil Dennison’s blog.*

“Sorry, amigo, if you want asylum in our country, you have to be a lisping queen. Butch queers have to stay in their own country and take whatever comes.”

Canada, apparently, goes by the Homer Simpson maxim: “We like our beer cold, our music loud, and our homosexuals fah-laming.”

You can’t make this stuff up:

The Canadian Refugee Board has denied asylum to a Mexican homosexual because he is not “visibly effeminate” and therefore not vulnerable to persecution.

Fernando Enrique Rivera, 30, came to Canada four years ago after he was allegedly blackmailed by colleagues in the Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, police department.

In December 2002 the Immigration and Refugee Board concluded: “Effeminate gestures come naturally and unconsciously. … If he were indeed visibly effeminate, he would have been (un)able to easily land a job with the ‘macho’ police force of Puerto Vallarta.”

There’s so much wrong with that I barely know where to start.

Other than the Washington Times, however, I can’t find any information online about this person or his case, so (where’s my lawyer?), perhaps you can make this stuff up. :-p (The Times, that is, not Phil.)

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Can I have some Moore, sir?

I’m not a well-educated consumer of Michael Moore’s output. I’ve seen him speak, and he’s a bit too over-the-top for my tastes. I’ve seen him quoted where he went beyond hyperbole into unsubstantiated claims territory. I find him abrasive somewhat as well. I do consider him an American entitled to Freedom of Speech, without attempts … Read more

SecDef Open Thread

With one question that’s hanging in the air to perhaps spur us on: Should Rumsfeld be fired over Abu Ghraib? Bush has demonstrated loyalty to his staff, so I don’t think it will happen (nor am I asserting at this point that it should), but some key Senators look mad as hell about the torture … Read more

CUL8R, NOT ;-p

Because we could all use some lighter “news”: Britons Using Text to Break Up More Often Nine percent of Britons admit to dumping a partner by sending an SMS text message on a cell phone — possibly signalling the beginning of the end for the “Dear John” letter — according to a new survey. Among … Read more

Excuse Me?!?

Now I know that you can’t read the inflection in my voice when I say: “Excuse Me ?!?” So I’ll describe it for you. It is that inflection which suggests disbelief that you have been put in a particular situation, or shock that some person says something that you didn’t expect from them. I say … Read more

Abu Ghaib: Moral Disaster

Before I comment on Abu Ghaib I want to provide my sources in case anyone is interested in looking into it further:

Amnesty International

Slate’s roundup of the story.

Seymour Hersh’s New Yorker article.

Phil Carter.

You may also be interested in Sgt Stryker’s response. Or you may also be interested in what Lt. Smash has to say.

Abu Ghraib represents a number of disturbing things, all of which must be dealt with.

First, it is either a horrible breakdown of military discipline or a truly foolish tactic employed by some fool(s) in the military. I strongly suspect it is the former, because if you read the articles above you will see that the investigations of and the beginnings of court martials for these abuses were already underway before the news broke. I will not offer any excuses for these soldiers. The stress they are under in Iraq does not excuse them. Anger at seeing their friends killed in Iraq does not excuse them. The fact that such torture and worse is common in Arab countries does not excuse them. This kind of treatment is not what Americans are supposed to be doing. It is morally wrong and the military needs to crack down hard on those who think that it is ok.

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Back from Orlando . . . .

. . . . And unwilling to confront the reality of a war that the current administration seems unwilling to win, and a heartsickening torturegate that the Secretary of Defense appears unable to confront. C’mon, man, at least read the freakin’ report — it’s practically in the New Yorker, for God’s sake. (MSN removes the … Read more

I expected more axe-grinding.

Via Instapundit we see that Fleshbot reporting that AVN has come across this WorldNetDaily article claiming that two Middle Eastern websites (Albasrah.net and Comité de Défonce de Saddam Hussein En Tunisie) combined actual photos from the Abu Ghirab outrages with shots from American and Hungarian porn. Amazingly, Fleshbot and AVN managed to avoid sneering at … Read more

Reason #45632A Why I Love My Girlfriend

Because she not only points out to me [edited by author for clarity] things like this; she can recite it with the proper accent*. Just a taste:

Ike was a sturdy Skraeling hare
Disporteth through the Greene
Ik scoopen-up the fielden mice
And smacken ’em on the heede
And wo’ – oh wo’ the tragedye
That I ha’ comen to,
For I was caught by the Fayerye Queene
And now I am a goon.

Take it from me: this is a serious envy-generator for your average SCA bard, of which I modestly aspire to be, on my good days. Check it out…

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Will he or won’t he?

Former President Clinton’s book is supposed to be coming out this summer, as I’m sure most of you know; amusingly, the New York Post apparently couldn’t decide to go with the “Damn, is this ever going to mess up Kerry!” angle or the “He’ll never finish it in time! Never never never!” – so they … Read more

No, not ‘fair’.

Tac’s making a fairly powerful suggestion for one punishment (among others) for the outrages at Abu Ghraib: The third and final act that is within the Army’s power is to disband the 372nd Military Police Company. Dissolve it entirely; never resurrect the unit designation; strip it of its citations; bury the guidon in disgrace in … Read more

He’s just getting into his stride.

Not so incredibly, Dennis Kuchinich is still campaigning. I say not so incredibly because, really, being a Presidential candidate beats working for a living all hollow. Plus there’s the added benefit of being able to party with the college crowd without looking like an old fart in the process; I figure that Dennis will ride … Read more