I command you to go read the Fafblog. They’ve just done a redesign, and Fafnir, Giblets, and the dread “Medium Lobster” are on a roll. Be sure not to miss
— Fafnir’s Terrorist voting guide: “Ayman al-Zawahiri: STRONGEST CAMPAIGN ISSUES: Tort reform, faith-based initiatives . . . . WOMEN’S RIGHTS: Opposes Roe v Wade on strict constructionist grounds; also calls for the mandatory wearing of burkas and the execution of adulteresses. . . . . John al-Kerry: STRONGEST CAMPAIGN ISSUES: Health care reform, weakening America in the fight against terror. . . .”
— The Medium Lobster’s discussion of foreignergate: “The disaster for Kerry becomes even more ugly and treacherous when faced with the impossible task to name these imaginary “foreign leaders” who would oppose the reelection of Bush, because the casual voter’s mind immediately fills with the names of foreign leaders who have supported the Texan president: Tony Blair, Polish President Aleksander Kwasniewski, Tony Blair, Federated States of Micronesia President Joseph J. Urusemal, Tony Blair, former Spanish Prime Minister Jose Aznar, Tony Blair.”
— Giblets’ demand for ACTION: “Some people say the war on terror is a war. Some people say the war on terror is a vast police action backed up by intelligence operations. Both people are INCREDIBLY STUPID. The war on terror is an incredibly cathartic shoot-em-up flick with fantastic special effects.”
Now, go.
Giblets scares me.
I am disturbed by the fact that Carzilla is chained to the ground by his nipples.
uh..oh.
I see Fafnir, who I’m not scared of (although the new design of his site is a bit, shall we say, toxic Pop), scooped me on the corruptest leaders of the past 20 year story…not that he would have any inside tracks to corrupt leaders via his questionable assocations with Giblets, mind you….
Ahaaa MY EYES!!!!
If they want more traffic, the fafblog kids need to remodel again.
But Macallan it is so bright and cheerful and pretty! It explodes from your monitor in whimsical fragrance, like a delicate flower strapped to a bomb.
fafnir, bombs have allergies too – you mean “like a delicate bomb strapped to a flower”.
Or like a slice of lemon wrapped around a solid gold brick.
All I know is that tomorrow is Friday, and I want pie.
I am not disturbed that Carzilla is chained to the ground by its nipples. It confirms what I had always suspected about Carzilla.