… and stolen lifeforce forcibly ripped from the bloody chest of the Howard Dean campaign, the vicious predator of the news magazine world known as Tee’N-Ahrrr stalks its next victim: Senator John Kerry.
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Sorry: had to pump that story up somehow: it’s apparently now subscriber-only (which reminds me: how is dKos’ crusade against TNR going, anyway?), which is annoying. I’m pretty proud of the Tee’N-Ahrrr bit, you see; it gives just the right connotations that I was looking for. Such is life; at any rate, they’ll be going after Kerry full-time next, just wait and see.
And so it begins… [cue dramatic music]
Tee’N-Ahrrr begins the stalk.