Holiday Horror Story Thread

It’s been a quiet day here – which would make sense, given that it’s the Sunday before Christmas and the middle of Hanukkah. Thankfully my Christmas shopping is essentially done and my travels don’t start for a couple of days – but somehow I get the feeling that I’m fairly unique in that regard. So, if you show up at this site after experiencing a holiday horror story (waving hand grandly) feel free to tell it here. Catharsis, and all that.

Just remember to limit the profanity, if you would.