Something Completely Different

by Michael Cain
(submitted by request)

A recent comment thread headed off into a discussion of the attractions of games and puzzles that involve combinatorial search, like Wordle or Sudoku or Freecell. Here's an example of a combinatorial puzzle. My daughter brought this home from math class when she was in eighth grade (long ago).

On the way home from work I stopped at the corner convenience store to pick up four items. The checkout clerk did things on the register and told me "$7.11, please."
"That seems too much. How did you calculate that?" I asked.
"I multiplied the four prices together."
"Aren't you supposed to add the prices?"
"Oh, right." After a moment he said, "Still $7.11."

What were the prices of the four items?

She told me the math teacher was explaining a technique he called guess and check: guess at the answer and check to see if it's correct. She thought it was stupid and clearly expected me to think the same. She was surprised when I said, "Cool! There's a whole bunch of neat math in there!" We talked about problems where you had to choose from a set of possibilities and had to find the right combination to solve the problem. That you often needed to find a clever strategy so you could find the right combination in a reasonable amount of time. We played around with this particular problem some, but didn't guess the right answer before it got tiresome. (No one else in the class guessed the right answer either.)

Some years after that I was working at an applied research lab that did lunch-time technical talks. I was asked to do one that had some math, some entertainment value, and that most of the staff would be able to follow. My recollection of the talk about the 7-11 problem is reproduced below the fold.

Oh, and open thread, because why not?

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April What? An Open Thread

by Gary Farber

It's still April 1st on the Left Coast for another two hours and five minutes (when I started this post; an hour and ten minutes when I finished), no matter what date you read above this post. 

Some foolish links are in order!

So, out of order!

Japan is on everyone's mind, but we need to remember than it's not all doom and gloom, and yet in the spirit of helping:

The Tactical Philanthropy Haiku Contest:

Donors want data
Nonprofits measure impact
Experts watch and smile

Hai, ku!  Can you write techie Haiku?  Win $50!

Some past winners I like include:

Chekov in the bay
searching hard for some space fuel
Nuclear wessels
— Jay in Murfreesboro, Tennessee

I bit a zombie.
it was ironic but the
taste was terrible.
— Blake in Tulsa, Oklahoma

Learn from the Jedi.
Discipline, control, respect.
Dangerous muppet.
— Patrick in Anaheim, California

Packets of photons
Streaming by our planet's sky
their address divine
— Michaline in Chicago Illinois

Eat Theobromine.
Drink methyltheobromine.
Heliophobe, I.
–Zach in Tyler, Texas

Why kill Wash and Book?
Are they thinking what I am?
Firefly Zombies!
–Barak from East Brunswick, New Jersey

Advice for commenters arguing with bloggers:  

Don't argue with a
Mobius strip because it
Will be one-sided
–Jimmy from Poughquag, New York

Let there be peace:

Take me to the black
I am a leaf on the wind
My Serenity
–Jennifer in Dallas, Texas

And this speaks to, for, and sometimes it seems to be me:

I am all around,
Yet some can't seem to find me.
I am Internet.
–Terry in San Francisco, California

Read the rest!  Funny!

Did I say "geeks"?  Not yet! Let's read Henry Jenkins talk about gender and game design with James Paul Gee!

There's nothing bloggers like better than catching out the New York Times in embarrassing goofs! 

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We Can Haz Kitty Open Thread With No Guns!

by Gary Farber

One Thousand and One Nights of no Open Threads it has not been, but let one begin! 

Tell your stories! 

One Thousand and One Nights (Arabic: كتاب ألف ليلة وليلة‎ Kitāb 'alf layla wa-layla; Persian: هزار و یک شب Hezār-o yek šab) is a collection of Middle Eastern and South Asian stories and folk tales compiled in Arabic during the Islamic Golden Age. It is often known in English as the Arabian Nights, from the first English language edition (1706), which rendered the title as The Arabian Nights' Entertainment.[1]

The work as we have it was collected over many centuries by various authors, translators and scholars across the Middle East, Central Asia and North Africa. The tales themselves trace their roots back to ancient and medieval Arabic, Persian, Indian, Egyptian and Mesopotamian folklore and literature. In particular, many tales were originally folk stories from the Caliphate era, while others, especially the frame story, are most probably drawn from the Pahlavi Persian work Hezār Afsān (Persian: هزار افسان, lit. A Thousand Tales) which in turn relied partly on Indian elements.[2] Though the oldest Arabic manuscript dates from the 14th century, scholarship generally dates the collection's genesis to around the 9th century.

Let me frame that for you.  I foreshadow.  We are all unreliable narrators.

But some of us haz friends who are kitties.


 

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The BABBLE Continues: An Open Thread

by Gary Farber. This is a variant of this post. Per previous announcement: The ObWi Bay Area Bloggers Bullsh*t League of Earth = ObBABBLE's second meeting is announced. WHO: This is an open gathering; anyone reading this is invited.  In actuality, the main connector is that I can get you to read this.  You are … Read more

Don’t Listen To The Douchebags

by Gary Farber

This is my sign-off post for at least three weeks or so, as a front-pager, as I'm in the final stages of my move to Oakland. (Any help, as described, much appreciated.)

But before I go, some quick parting links, and words from others.  George Takei on Clint McCance:

 

Meanwhile, the Texas Supreme Court has been only logical: Texas Supreme Court Cites The Wisdom Of Spock On Star Trek

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Bin Laden’s Secret Weapon: Sound Advice on Climate Change

By Lindsay Beyerstein Osama bin Laden is speaking out against climate change: "The effects of global warming have touched every continent. Drought and deserts are spreading, while from the other floods and hurricanes unseen before the previous decades have now become frequent," bin Laden said in the audiotape, aired on the Arab TV network Al-Jazeera. … Read more

Happy 30 Rock Day

by publius Looks promising: The parent company is in ruthless cost-cutting mode on “30 Rock” this season, thanks to what the Republican-supporting, Wall Street-loving boss, Jack Donaghy ( Alec Baldwin ), smoothly refers to as “Comrade Obama’s recession.” NBC pages no longer receive overtime, and pink slips rain down in almost every department. Jack’s huge … Read more

Oh Kanye

by publius Via a Weigel tweet, Kanye interrupts Obama’s address to Congress.  Plus, a Kanye thread.

Scalia Makes a Funny

by publius I'm in the process of summarizing some Supreme Court opinions for an appellate journal. And I came across what is perhaps the best passage in the history of Supreme Court opinions. It's Scalia writing in Republic of Iraq v. Beaty: But the whole value of a generally phrased residual clause, like the one … Read more

Health Care Clip

–by Sebastian One of the most ridiculous things about the current American health care system is the accidental legacy of the price controls of WWII which led companies to promote health care benefits since they could not compete on price.  The weird and unnecessary tie between health care benefits and working distorts all sorts of … Read more

Your Weekend Snark

by publius Today's Week in Review has an article on various American Presidents' affinity for Shakespeare.  Total juvenile snark, but this is still great stuff from the Artist Formerly Known as the Decider: George W. Bush knew Shakespeare, too: he told an interviewer that on vacation in 2006 he had “read three Shakespeares,” but he … Read more

High Comedy

by publius PJTV (my new favorite station) has a video discussion of the stimulus with economic experts Glenn Reynolds, Michelle Malkin, and Joe the Plumber.  I lack the literary skills to provide the appropriate level of ridicule.  Fortunately, we have John Cole for such things.  

Le Rouge À Lèvres Sur Un Cochon

by hilzoy You may, by now, have heard about the prank call made to Sarah Palin by two Canadian comics pretending to be Nicholas Sarkozy. If not, here it is: And here’s the Palin campaign’s response: “Gov. Palin received a phone call on Saturday from a French Canadian talk show host claiming to be French … Read more

Loves It!

by publius If anyone is looking for an early Christmas present for me, I have a suggestion: The Republican Policy Committee’s new “spoken word” CD, Freedom Songs: The American Empowerment Agenda. Here’s a description: Freedom Songs: The American Empowerment Agenda is the RPC’s policy recommendations presented on a spoken word album. Listen and leave your … Read more

The Office

by publius Let’s move on to a more serious topic — The Office. To my shame, I was a BBC snob and refused to watch the American version for years. But after hearing virtually everybody I know (including people whose tastes I share) rave about it, I decided to jump into Season 3 for starters. … Read more

Funny

by publius Andy Borowitz, “Liberal Bloggers Accuse Obama of Trying to Win Election“: The liberal blogosphere was aflame today with new accusations that Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill) is trying to win the 2008 presidential election. Suspicions about Sen. Obama’s true motives have been building over the past few weeks, but not until today have the … Read more

A New Cap-and-Trade Proposal

by publius This was simply too good to leave in the comments. In Hilzoy’s post illustrating that McCain doesn’t seem to know what cap-and-trade actually means, commenter Model 62 writes: Maybe McCain’s campaign should develop a cap-and-trade system for clarifying remarks. Advisers who shed more light on what McCain Actually Meant can sell their additional … Read more

I Can Haz Open Thread?

by hilzoy We just haven’t had enough LOLCats around here lately. Herewith, an attempt to rectify that deficiency. Links: 1, 2, 3.) Also: remember a few days ago, when I asked when we’d see Hillary-cleavage-style stories, only about men? Stories like this? “Presidential candidates normally take care with their underwear. Get it right and the … Read more

How Do You Say “Me Gusta”

by publius Well, it’s almost the weekend. So rather than Friday cat blogging, I’m going to go with Friday Jarritos blogging. This is a commercial some friends of mine in a sketch comedy group in LA made for the Mexican soda Jarritos. Enjoy.

The Fairness Doctrine Meets The Blogosphere

by hilzoy Riffing off a comment in publius’ last thread, I suggest an ObWi party game: If blogs were forced to give equal time to opposing views, what truly horrible, yet somehow apt, pairings might result? In addition to the suggestion I left in the last thread, I propose the following: Glenn Reynolds on Balkinization … Read more

dood he died

by hilzoy Via atrios, a blog that seems to be devoted to recasting the Sunday talk shows as if they had been IM’d by junior high school kids. It’s hilarious. Atrios linked this, but I like this interview with John McCain even better. Excerpt: “Tim: what a bummer you lose to Bush and then lose … Read more

My Trip to the Doctor

by publius Ok, time to post. Here we go. I haven’t had a chance to talk about Bush’s State of the Union, but there are several interesting . . . “things”?  No. “Whachamawits”?  Jesus no. Let’s go with “things” . . . things to talk about.  I thought the speech was bad. The speech was … Read more

From The Department Of Unfortunate Coincidences …

by hilzoy Via praktike Blake Hounshell, this actual news story: “It wasn’t funny being a real TV reporter from Kazakhstan trying to cover Ohio’s recent elections – at a time when the nation’s top box-office comedy featured a fake Kazakh TV reporter humiliating Americans. A TV crew from Kazakhstan’s Channel 31 was in Columbus on … Read more

Just For Giggles

by hilzoy

My one-sided correspondence with Bill Clinton, below the fold, for auld lang syne.

(Yes, I actually sent them; no, of course he didn’t reply; no, I didn’t expect him to.)

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Minor Celebrity!

by hilzoy Look what Amanda Marcotte at Pandagon did: “I was so amused by the fact that Muir showed up at Hilzoy’s place in an attempt to defend himself and failed miserably that I decided to recaption mine so that the dialogue is all from that thread. Muir is played by the gray-haired fellow and … Read more

It Was a Dark and Stormy Night

by Charles The 2006 winner of worst opening sentence goes to Jim Guigli, who penned this little gem: Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you’ve had your last burrito … Read more

Looking on the bright side, Part I

by Slartibartfast Having lost one’s near vision can renew that respect one once had for the sharp cutlery one nearly lost a finger to, last October. More bright side vantage points as they occur.  Don’t wait up for me, though.

Open Thread: Special Chaucer Edition!

by hilzoy Via Crooked Timber, I see that Geoffrey Chaucer Hath A Blog. Go read. I especially liked the advice column: “My betrothed, a most wicked man, betrayed me near as bad as Tereus did Procne. His woman of choice commited, though, that villainy which women do best, and tempted him away. Presently it is … Read more

I Smell Trouble

by Charles There’s trouble all right.  Trouble in Berkeley city.  This website spells out the next wave of malodorant activism.  Some excerpts: Body Odor Rights Activists of Berkeley California Fighting for your right to communicate naturally Deodorant is Barbarism! Body Odor can communicate what words can’t. Our natural smells let others know our moods, our … Read more

OMG…They’re Coming For Us Where We Live Now!

Long-time readers may recall my painful confession from many moons ago that I am terrified of whales. I don’t know why, it’s totally irrational…they live in the ocean, I live inland. Or at least it used to be that way: A lost and likely sick whale swam up the River Thames past Parliament and Big … Read more