Something Completely Different

by Michael Cain
(submitted by request)

A recent comment thread headed off into a discussion of the attractions of games and puzzles that involve combinatorial search, like Wordle or Sudoku or Freecell. Here's an example of a combinatorial puzzle. My daughter brought this home from math class when she was in eighth grade (long ago).

On the way home from work I stopped at the corner convenience store to pick up four items. The checkout clerk did things on the register and told me "$7.11, please."
"That seems too much. How did you calculate that?" I asked.
"I multiplied the four prices together."
"Aren't you supposed to add the prices?"
"Oh, right." After a moment he said, "Still $7.11."

What were the prices of the four items?

She told me the math teacher was explaining a technique he called guess and check: guess at the answer and check to see if it's correct. She thought it was stupid and clearly expected me to think the same. She was surprised when I said, "Cool! There's a whole bunch of neat math in there!" We talked about problems where you had to choose from a set of possibilities and had to find the right combination to solve the problem. That you often needed to find a clever strategy so you could find the right combination in a reasonable amount of time. We played around with this particular problem some, but didn't guess the right answer before it got tiresome. (No one else in the class guessed the right answer either.)

Some years after that I was working at an applied research lab that did lunch-time technical talks. I was asked to do one that had some math, some entertainment value, and that most of the staff would be able to follow. My recollection of the talk about the 7-11 problem is reproduced below the fold.

Oh, and open thread, because why not?

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Hello, Goodbye: You Say Goodbye, I Say Go To Hell, Glenn Beck

by Gary Farber

Glenn Beck is leaving Fox News, but not, I'm afraid, leaving us alone.

FOX NEWS AND MERCURY RADIO ARTS ANNOUNCE NEW AGREEMENT
(New York, NY)  Fox News and Mercury Radio Arts, Glenn Beck’s production company, are proud to announce that they will work together to develop and produce a variety of television projects for air on the Fox News Channel as well as content for other platforms including Fox News’ digital properties. Glenn intends to transition off of his daily program, the third highest rated in all of cable news, later this year.

Speculation is, of course, rampant.  

[…] Two of the options Mr. Beck has contemplated, according to people who have spoken about it with him, are a partial or wholesale takeover of a cable channel, or an expansion of his subscription video service on the Web.

Reports this week that Joel Cheatwood, a senior Fox News executive, would soon join Mr. Beck’s growing media company, Mercury Radio Arts, were the latest indication that Mr. Beck intended to leave Fox, a unit of the News Corporation, when his contract expired at the end of this year.

Notably, Mr. Beck’s company has been staffing up — making Web shows, some of which have little or nothing to do with Mr. Beck, and charging a monthly subscription for access to the shows. 

He's not going away. Frankly, this is part of the not-that-slow collapse of the whole "tv network" paradigm that the internet is forcing. "TV' isn't going away as fast as traditional publishing, which is going away much faster than the traditional music distribution business, but it's circling the drain rapidly with streaming and direct deals for iPads and tablets and phones and all sorts of streaming.

Below, the worst of Glenn Beck, but why he's not stupid about media.  Laugh and weep.

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Your comfort food open thread

by liberal japonicus

Well, my month back in Mississippi is wrapping up and it's been nice to have to opportunity to go out an eat a lot. My high end experience was going to Cochon, by the NOLA convention center for crawfish pie, smothered greens, wood roasted oysters and a brisket sandwich, accompanied by a Lazy Magnolia Southern Pecan (draft!). And while I could have happily driven down there for lunch any number of times, I didn't have to, as my small Mississippi town now has so many dining options that a month of lunches with my dad, (and, when not too busy, my brother joining us from work) hasn't exhausted them all. Po' boys and crawfish, catfish and hush puppies, pulled pork sandwiches and BBQ ribs, gumbo, jambalaya and red beans and rice with real boudin. My town also just voted to allow restaurants to serve alcohol with meals this year, so I was occasionally able to wash it down with one of the aforementioned Lazy Magnolias or something from Abita. Amazing. 

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Snog In The Fog: Science Fiction And Weekend Open Thread

by Gary Farber

If you happen to be in the environs of the San Francisco Bay Area from March 11th through 13th, I’ll be here:

FOGcon: March 11-13, 2011, at the Holiday Inn Golden Gateway Hotel

Fogcon is this (links mine):

The Friends of Genre Convention (FOGcon) is a literary-themed San Francisco SF/F con in the tradition of Wiscon and Readercon. Each year we’ll focus on a new theme in speculative fiction and invite Honored Guests ranging from writers to scientists to artists. We will build community, exchange ideas, and share our love for the literature of imagination.

Theme for 2011: The City in SF/F

Honored Guests: Pat Murphy and Jeff VanderMeer; Honored Editorial Guest, Ann VanderMeer; Honored Guest (Posthumous) Fritz Leiber

“There is more than one road to the City.”—Ursula K. Le Guin

The theme of this, the first FOGCon is:

Whether a glass-edged utopia or a steampunk hell, the city plays a central role in many works of speculative fiction. It can be an arena for conflicts between cultures, a center of learning or vice, a court of power and corruption. In its gutters and government buildings, the city reveals the values a society claims and those it actually honors. Because the city is open to everyone, it’s a place where new things can happen. No wonder it is such a rich topic for so many writers.

Lots of other kewl people will be there.  There will be programming!

I’m particularly, given the time-change, and our ability as science fiction people to slipstream, looking forward to these bits of programming:

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We Can Haz Kitty Open Thread With No Guns!

by Gary Farber

One Thousand and One Nights of no Open Threads it has not been, but let one begin! 

Tell your stories! 

One Thousand and One Nights (Arabic: كتاب ألف ليلة وليلة‎ Kitāb 'alf layla wa-layla; Persian: هزار و یک شب Hezār-o yek šab) is a collection of Middle Eastern and South Asian stories and folk tales compiled in Arabic during the Islamic Golden Age. It is often known in English as the Arabian Nights, from the first English language edition (1706), which rendered the title as The Arabian Nights' Entertainment.[1]

The work as we have it was collected over many centuries by various authors, translators and scholars across the Middle East, Central Asia and North Africa. The tales themselves trace their roots back to ancient and medieval Arabic, Persian, Indian, Egyptian and Mesopotamian folklore and literature. In particular, many tales were originally folk stories from the Caliphate era, while others, especially the frame story, are most probably drawn from the Pahlavi Persian work Hezār Afsān (Persian: هزار افسان, lit. A Thousand Tales) which in turn relied partly on Indian elements.[2] Though the oldest Arabic manuscript dates from the 14th century, scholarship generally dates the collection's genesis to around the 9th century.

Let me frame that for you.  I foreshadow.  We are all unreliable narrators.

But some of us haz friends who are kitties.


 

Download We Can Haz Grooming Vid 2011-01-30 002

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ObBABBLE

by Gary Farber The ObWi Bay Area Bloggers & Bullsh*t League of Earth = ObBABBLE's first meeting is proto-organized and is hereby announced.  Name likely to change, as is everything else.  Frequency to start will be monthly, but subject to further detail and change; possibilities of every other weekend subgroups may occur, or may not. … Read more

Confederate History Month, The Conclusion (?)

by Robert R. Mackey crossposted from the Huffington Post This is the third, and unless there is a major gaffe tonight from Richmond, the final part of my writing on the serious problems with Confederate Heritage Month in Virginia. In the first entry, I noted the slight "omission" by Governor McDonnell of the institution of … Read more

Confederate Heritage, Part II

by Robert R. Mackey Yesterday, I wrote on the subject of Virginia Governor Robert McDonnell's proclamation of "Confederate History Month" and the misuse of history.  In response, the Governor's office issued a statement noting that "a major omission" in the original proclamation.  That oversight? That there were actual slaves in Virginia in 1861.  And that they … Read more

Confederate ‘Heritage’ and the Suppression of Truth

by Robert R. Mackey (cross-posted from Huffington Post) I opened this morning's Washington Post to find that the governor of Virginia, Robert McDonnell, has determined that the state's tourism demands requires a renewal of "Confederate History Month," which has lain dormant for the past eight years. Ok, I get it. The state needs money and the … Read more

The truth hurts: Newsweek’s Palin cover

The headline reads, “How do you solve a problem like Sarah? She’s bad news for the GOP and everyone else.”

It’s a damned good question, and I couldn’t think of a better image to make the point.

Palin posed for this picture as part of a photo essay captioned Governor Palin, The Runner, which ran in the August issue of Runner’s World. When saw this image in its original context, I was appalled that a sitting governor would pose for a shot like this; or this stretching shot that puts the visual center of gravity squarely on her crotch.

Maybe Palin didn’t realize that the photographer, Bryan Adams, was depicting her this way. If so, he totally fucked her over. But I think she was on board with the concept. If Palin had assailed Runner’s World for making fun of her, I might now take her complaint about Newsweek seriously. She liked the Runner’s World spread, though. She thought it was appropriate.

There’s nothing scandalous about Palin showing some skin, or wearing Spandex. But this cover image is deliberately styled to make the then-governor of Alaska look like a Vargas pinup girl. Unlike the other images in the series, this one references her status as a governor. As she poses like a swimsuit model, she’s clutching one icon of political power–the Blackberry–and leaning on another. The theme isn’t Sarah Palin, athlete. The theme is Sarah Palin, Sexy Governor. (As in: one of those dime store Halloween costumes: sexy cop, sexy lady bug, sexy sanitation worker…)

Predictably, Palin complained that Newsweek’s use of the image was sexist. Yes, the image was plucked from its original context. The whole point was that the picture was appalling it its original context. Newsweek is holding this picture up to the world and asking: Who does this? 

Are Universities Doomed?

by publius This weekend's Post had an interesting take on whether colleges might soon go the way of newspapers.  The basic gist is that the rise of online long-distance learning makes a lot of the traditional college system unnecessary and redundant. While these trends are not promising for the Publius family checkbook, it's easy to … Read more

Michael’s Best Album

by publius I've been having this debate with friends, but it's a matter of such weight and importance that I wanted to include you too. After careful study, I have concluded that Bad is a significantly better album than Thriller.  Yes, Thriller is more iconic.  And yes, Billie Jean is the best single.  But song … Read more

The Wire

by publius So after years of resisting passionate pleas from friends, I've broken down and started watching The Wire.  I'm now through Season 4 about to start 5.  And it's absolutely fantastic. To those who haven't seen it — go start it right now.  If you are reading this blog, chances are you have a … Read more

Michael Jackson

–by Sebastian I've been strangely sad since hearing that Michael Jackson died.  Strangely because I haven't really liked him much in the past 10 years.  I loved him growing up.  His voice was so arresting.  His songs were usually encouraging.  He projected an elemental joy in singing that I found captivating.  When I was little … Read more

The Power of Poop

by publius Here's something I learned today — the historical success of Western Europe stems in part from its utterly disgusting personal hygiene.  And to be more blunt, from its poop. I'm reading Gregory Clark's A Farewell to Alms:  A Brief Economic History of the World.  One argument is that, prior to 1800, income was … Read more

Saturday Poetry Blogging

by hilzoy

Over at Ta-Nehisi’s blog, I found a wonderful poem by Elizabeth Alexander, who has been invited to write a poem for Obama’s inauguration. It’s ‘Hottentot Venus’, about a woman from what is now South Africa who was taken to Europe and exhibited throughout Europe. When I was 12 or 13, I saw her skeleton, and I think some sort of cast, in Paris, where it was on exhibit in a museum (apparently, it has since been put away, thank God, along with her preserved brain and genitalia, which I do not recall. France returned her remains to South Africa in 2002.) I’ve put the poem below the fold; it’s really, really good. Ta-Nehisi:

“I don’t know how, but in my early readings of this piece, I missed perhaps the most important emotion–a kind of slow-burning rage. There are many ways to read those two quotes. But I’m black and Ta-Nehisi and what I see is the irony of science, how disciplines founded to better understand the world so often obscure the world.”

I think that’s right: right about the rage, right about the science. But it’s also striking to me how she manages to combine a kind of generosity to Cuvier with that rage. The first part starts with such beauty, though as it goes on, you can see the inhumanity peering out from behind it. But a less generous poet would have left it out entirely.

But politics obscures the world as well. Googling around to find out more about the woman who wrote this poem, I found some other responses, from people who didn’t seem to want to bother giving her a try. This from Newsmax is typical (it’s worth reading the poem it excerpts in its entirety. You can make snippets from any poet sound dumb. Think of TS Eliot:

“Twit twit twit

Jug jug jug jug jug jug”

What a dope!)

In any case, enjoy!

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Intel’s Sophie’s Choice

by publius Intel asks the truly tough questions (the point of the study was ostensibly to show how important the Internets have become): Men have always faced challenges when it comes to romance. Here’s a sign that technology may have raised another hurdle. An online survey commissioned by Intel has found, among other things, that … Read more

Meat

by publius Ben Adler has a good thorough rundown at TAP on the effects of meat consumption on global warming. Interestingly, he notes that environmentalists have been hesitant to urge people to eat less meat, despite the fact that it’s one of the easiest and most effective ways to reduce your carbon footprint. The reason, … Read more

Outrage of the Day

by publius Using the title “Celebrity Skin” to discuss the McCain ad, Michael Crowley offers a timid half-hearted compliment of Hole: Terrible video [Hole’s “Celebrity Skin”] but this album actually had its moments. “Had its moments” — please. Don’t make out with Courtney on Saturday night and deny her on Sunday. Unlike the cowardly Crowley, … Read more

Edmund Burke, Patron Saint of Organic Food

by publius

On the crunchy front, I recently finished Michael Pollan’s In Defense of Food. And while melodramatic in places, it’s worth the read. In fact, I’m finding myself investigating local CSAs, and trying to eat more “food” as opposed to “edible food-like substances.” (not at July 4 BBQs though – I’m not made of stone).

What’s interesting, though, about Pollan’s argument is how fundamentally conservative it is. In particular, it seems to echo many of Edmund Burke’s arguments in that it values the wisdom of traditional customs over the puny powers of Western reason.

To back up, the most powerful conservative Burkean argument has always been an epistemological one – that is, Burke is most persuasive when he’s talking about the limits of human reasoning powers. (This will be familiar to old LF readers). Burke is skeptical about our abilities to determine “the good” from abstract thinking. Instead of trying to recreate a brave new world on paper, we should instead look to the wisdom inherent in customs and tradition.

Under this view, tradition isn’t glorified for tradition’s sake. Tradition is instead a giant laboratory that provides us insight into what works and what doesn’t work. To Burke, we abandon these traditions at our peril when we opt for sudden change or revolution. (Admittedly, this view also justifies existing exploitative relations – e.g., slavery – but that’s a different post).

Anyway, whether Pollan intended it or not, a lot of these Burkean themes run through In Defense of Food, including: (1) skepticism of modernity; (2) wisdom of customs; and (3) the harms of sudden change. More below.

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Bad Movies

by hilzoy Over at Crooked Timber they’re having a discussion of Movies To Avoid Watching Before You Die. The discussion there leads me to three conclusions about the commenters: (1) They are, for the most part, young, as witness their focus on movies like Starship Troopers. If they were more antiquated, as I am, they … Read more

The Incoherence of No Country for Old Men

by publius I need a break from the primary and Governor Loose Zippers. So I’m going to complain about No Country for Old Men — not so much the film itself (which is perfectly crafted), but the story. Frankly, its themes seem logically incoherent to me. (Spoilers below). Don’t get me wrong, I’m lodging this … Read more

The Great Jonah Dilemma

by publius On the one hand, I’d like to read the book because I don’t want to miss out on all the fun. (In all seriousness, I think books like these are juvenile, and call out for ridicule. Indeed, humiliation is probably the most effective way to prevent embarrassments like this from being written in … Read more

I Blame The Patriarchy

by hilzoy

Melissa McEwan has a post up that has to be seen to be believed. It includes images of sixty five disembodied breast novelty items, many of them very odd (I mean, who, exactly, is the target market for the Boobie Pacifier?), and some, especially the very realistic breasts meant to be sucked or squeezed in some way, flat-out revolting.
[Picture of revolting shower dispenser is now below the fold, with the other pictures.]

I don’t know about you, but I think that anyone who uses this might as well put up a large sign saying: I don’t expect to have women over to my house, ever, for the rest of my natural life.

As Melissa says:

“I can, quite genuinely, understand why people look at one—or maybe even two, or three—of these items and dismiss them as “just a joke.” If I wrote a post about just a frying pan that turns eggs into boobs, I’m certain even some truly feminist women and men would defend it as just a bit of harmless kitsch. It’s just a joke; what’s the big deal? I get that; I really do.

Which is why I went for critical mass.

It isn’t just one “boob novelty” (or, as they tend to be called, “boobie novelty”). It’s sixty-five. If I hadn’t totally run out of steam, I probably could have included sixty-five more. And these things aren’t relegated to adult stores and websites—ads for the Jingle Jugs are being run on radio and TV during ballgames, and many of these items can be found in regular old party stores and gag shops like Spencer’s Gifts, which has franchises in every bloody mall in America. The “Stress Chest,” “Beer Boob,” and “Boobie Fuzzy Dice” are all sold at Spencer’s, right alongside Harry Potter action figures.

The ether is permeated with boob novelties (which is to say nothing of vagina novelties, women’s ass novelties, the women-as-toilets products, etc.), and while each on its own may not be such a terrible thing, the combined effect is having turned disembodied women’s body parts into just so much cultural detritus to be consumed or ignored. No rational person can argue that makes no difference to how women are viewed, as a group and as individuals, by men and by themselves. And that isn’t a laughing matter.”

Well, that’s just Melissa being a humorless feminist again. Because, honestly, what red-blooded American girl could fail to see the fun of, say, her body parts mounted as trophies?

[Picture of boob trophy racks]

And if Melissa doesn’t think the toilets she posted here and here are funny — well, I guess some people just can’t take a joke, is all.

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Indie Rock Friday Open Thread

by publius So I saw Spoon and the New Pornographers last night in Houston. Because you’re all dying to know, and we’re all too busy for substantive posts this morning, consider this a music open thread. Comment on this, or any other album/band you’d recommend. I like Spoon ok (not as much as everyone else … Read more

Canon Fires

by publius

This weekend’s Book Review brought us a retrospective on the university canon wars. And I’m not ashamed to say I’m with Ross Douthat on this. I’ve always been a bit curmudgeonly on all matters Western Canon. In fact, defending the traditional canon illustrates one aspect of conservative thought that I’ve always found compelling. But first, to the wars.

Rachel Donadio correctly says that “it’s generally agreed that the multiculturalists won the canon wars.” Don’t get me wrong, I think adding some diversity to the required lists is good, but it’s important that the old books stay on the list. Douthat makes an interesting side point that the greater threat is not so much removal of the texts, but studying everything through “the ‘modes of inquiry’ (or in Harvard-ese, ‘approaches to knowledge’) view of education[.]” I tend to agree, but that’s a different debate. For now, I want to focus on the older one – i.e., why require those old books in the first place? Why call them a “canon”?

At the outset, I recognize that these are all dead white male books (except for Austen, who clearly belongs on any list). I also recognize that this disproportionate representation stems from social and political repression – and even slavery. I grant all that. But it doesn’t exactly answer the question. The question, after all, isn’t “how come these are all dead white male books?” We know that. The question is, “of all the dead white male books ever written, why do these particular ones stand out?” And the answer is because they are great books.

Fine, but what makes them great? Who gets to say? Tough questions, all. Books aren’t great because I say so. They’re not great because Harold Bloom says so (though his vote counts more than mine). To me, greatness is simply a function of appeal over time. If a book continues to appeal to generation after generation, then there’s probably some objective value lurking somewhere in the work. For instance, Shakespeare is still going strong at 400 not because a bunch of dead white professors pushed him for years on brainwashed students, but because the works have (thus far) appealed to each generation across cultures. Same deal for Homer.

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WTF

by von LOOK, I GENUINELY like Kevin Drum’s blog, but it really seems to be silly season over there.  First, we had a head-scratcher regarding the rationale — if any — for FDR’s alleged decision to set the price of gold based on his latest luck number.  Now, we get this: ….What a depressing story … Read more