On more than one occasion, comedian and sometime actor Chris Rock has spoken of his new role as daddy to his little girl:
When he walked on the stage, he immediately professed having become the father of a baby girl and now his only job was "to keep her off the pole." He contended that having a daughter who is a stripper is the ultimate failure for a father. He went on to dispel what he called "The Stripper Myth," which believes that girls are only doing it to pay for their education. "I haven’t heard of a college that takes dollar bills. I haven’t seen any clear heels in biology. I haven’t ever gotten a smart lap dance."
I can just hear his distinct voice saying that. Well Chris, scratch Palo Alto from your list of schools:
Students at a Palo Alto middle school learned more than school officials ever expected when a recent "career day" speaker extolled the merits of stripping and expounded on the financial benefits of a larger bust.
The hubbub began Tuesday at Jane Lathrop Stanford Middle School’s third annual career day when a student asked Foster City salesman William Fried to explain why he listed "exotic dancer" and "stripper" on a handout of potential careers. Fried, who spoke to about 45 eighth-grade students during two separate 55-minute sessions, spent about a minute explaining that the profession is viable and potentially lucrative for those blessed with the physique and talent for the job.
According to Fried and students who attended the talk, Fried told one group of about 16 students that strippers can earn as much as $250,000 a year and that a larger bust — whether natural or augmented — has a direct relationship to a dancer’s salary.
Now there’s a fine message from the Jane Lathrop Lapdance Stanford Middle School. For 11-to-14 year old girls, a father’s ultimate failure is a legitimate career option. At a school-sanctioned career seminar, young girls just blooming into womanhood got to hear that shaking their naked asses in a dark, sleazy, windowless tavern is a path to riches, that having a nice rack can help them pull down a cool quarter mil a year. Impressionable teenage girls–most of whom are already fully self-conscious about their looks–heard from an authority figure in a taxpayer subsidized school that if get themselves a larger set of bazoombas they can increase their income-earning potential. I know I’m sounding like the church lady here, but isn’t that just special.
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